Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: richywilts on March 20, 2013, 09:57:55 pm
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im constantly finding staff abusing the internet at work instead of working girl in the office has been viewing lapdancing moves on you tube bout 6-7 videos a day coz shes looking at getting into it
can i put a password on the computer so staff cannot access the internet unles with my permission
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yes richy
when i switch mine on i have to input a password
i think you have to go into settings to do it
also the same for my email
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go into "control panel" and look for security settings
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This is perfect Ritchie. Get her a full lap dancing pole set up in that big unused warehouse of yours and she can practice her moves during her lunch hour.
Everyone's a winner! (Unless she's a munter, then don't bother)
;D
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sod that ritchy, if shes fit then put a pole up and put a web cam in and then give US LOT THE PASSWORD haha
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im constantly finding staff abusing the internet at work instead of working girl in the office has been viewing lapdancing moves on you tube bout 6-7 videos a day coz shes looking at getting into it
can i put a password on the computer so staff cannot access the internet unles with my permission
obviously bored she has nothing else to do. get her humped.
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she aint bad but both girls r taking the pee ive caught one on plenty of fish and on the other computer been about 6-7 video on you tube hows to lap dance!!
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she aint bad but both girls r taking the pee ive caught one on plenty of fish and on the other computer been about 6-7 video on you tube hows to lap dance!!
any pics ;D
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If I remember correctly she weren't 3 bad ;)
I agree with Ste and Deegee
Web cam and pole set up rich you no it make sense
Turn the heating up as well ;)
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I would make her wear a new work uniform:
Skimpy bra and a thong..............
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Sometimes moves to increase employee productivity like this can backfire - I wouldn't password anything,.. I'd give a list of work that needs to be completed that day & once its done she can play on youtube or facebook no problem. Once she understands its "work first, play later" I think all can be happy.
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I suggest you leave this page open on the computer telling her to get her faps out.
Its either that or the P45 love.
Go on you know you want to.
You can email any images to me via my website honey bunny, thats on the left there, just click on the globey looking thingy. ;D
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she aint bad but both girls r taking the pee ive caught one on plenty of fish and on the other computer been about 6-7 video on you tube hows to lap dance!!
Two office girls to manage two vans :o :o
You aren't going down the same route again of employing staff you really don't need again are you richy.
Paul
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Richy's Missus: (grabbing Richy by the ear, pushing his face next to the PC screen) "What are you watching on the PC you 'orrible little perv?"
Richy: (cowering like a guilty puppy next to a pile of poo) "I'm not watching anything love, honest!"
RM: (standing over him, arms folded, looking at him disbelievingly) "I wasn't born yesterday! I'm not wide-eyed enough to have floated up the river on a lily leaf! Own up you lily-livered excuse for a man!"
Richy: (cap in hands, squeezing it tightly, looking up in abject fear) "Why would I do that? I've got you! You've got me all wrong my love! It's Debra from accounts who's watching it!"
RM: "A likely story! Why would she watch a lapdancing video? Hmmmmmm?"
Richy: (Eyes darting from side to side) "Because she's learning to lapdance! Honest! She told me when I asked her! Would I lie to you my love?"
RM: "OK! When she gets in tomorrow I'll ask her in front of you and we'll see what she has to say!"
Richy: (beads of sweat forming on his brow) "Fine ... Gulp"
RM: "Fine indeed! And if you're lying you'll know what will happen young fellow my laddie!"
Richy: (Puts on a brave face) "Yes dear; I'm off out to the van." (Then under his breath) "You'll have to sew 'em back on first ..."
Richy goes to the van, gets in, looks around furtively and then surreptitiously phones Debra ... "When you get in tomorrow my wife will ask ..."
Coronation Street theme music plays over and the Cadbury's advert cuts in...
You know it's true! ;D
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Richy's Missus: (grabbing Richy by the ear, pushing his face next to the PC screen) "What are you watching on the PC you 'orrible little perv?"
Richy: (cowering like a guilty puppy next to a pile of poo) "I'm not watching anything love, honest!"
RM: (standing over him, arms folded, looking at him disbelievingly) "I wasn't born yesterday! I'm not wide-eyed enough to have floated up the river on a lily leaf! Own up you lily-livered excuse for a man!"
Richy: (cap in hands, squeezing it tightly, looking up in abject fear) "Why would I do that? I've got you! You've got me all wrong my love! It's Debra from accounts who's watching it!"
RM: "A likely story! Why would she watch a lapdancing video? Hmmmmmm?"
Richy: (Eyes darting from side to side) "Because she's learning to lapdance! Honest! She told me when I asked her! Would I lie to you my love?"
RM: "OK! When she gets in tomorrow I'll ask her in front of you and we'll see what she has to say!"
Richy: (beads of sweat forming on his brow) "Fine ... Gulp"
RM: "Fine indeed! And if you're lying you'll know what will happen young fellow my laddie!"
Richy: (Puts on a brave face) "Yes dear; I'm off out to the van." (Then under his breath) "You'll have to sew 'em back on first ..."
Richy goes to the van, gets in, looks around furtively and then surreptitiously phones Debra ... "When you get in tomorrow my wife will ask ..."
Coronation Street theme music plays over and the Cadbury's advert cuts in...
You know it's true! ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Sometimes moves to increase employee productivity like this can backfire - I wouldn't password anything,.. I'd give a list of work that needs to be completed that day & once its done she can play on youtube or facebook no problem. Once she understands its "work first, play later" I think all can be happy.
shes only part time nath doing about 5-6 2.5 hr stints per week to fit round her taking to school and picking him up etc this i why ive seen me bum
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she aint bad but both girls r taking the pee ive caught one on plenty of fish and on the other computer been about 6-7 video on you tube hows to lap dance!!
Two office girls to manage two vans :o :o
You aren't going down the same route again of employing staff you really don't need again are you richy.
Paul
one of them is new shes currently on gardening leave from audi for unfair dismissal i originally got her in to canvass but she popped in one day for a chat coz im mates with her and she asked if i wanted her to do anything which is when i gave her the list for the schools and she did really well prob got me 50 plus schools to quote im anticipating to grow twice as big this year
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Richy's Missus: (grabbing Richy by the ear, pushing his face next to the PC screen) "What are you watching on the PC you 'orrible little perv?"
Richy: (cowering like a guilty puppy next to a pile of poo) "I'm not watching anything love, honest!"
RM: (standing over him, arms folded, looking at him disbelievingly) "I wasn't born yesterday! I'm not wide-eyed enough to have floated up the river on a lily leaf! Own up you lily-livered excuse for a man!"
Richy: (cap in hands, squeezing it tightly, looking up in abject fear) "Why would I do that? I've got you! You've got me all wrong my love! It's Debra from accounts who's watching it!"
RM: "A likely story! Why would she watch a lapdancing video? Hmmmmmm?"
Richy: (Eyes darting from side to side) "Because she's learning to lapdance! Honest! She told me when I asked her! Would I lie to you my love?"
RM: "OK! When she gets in tomorrow I'll ask her in front of you and we'll see what she has to say!"
Richy: (beads of sweat forming on his brow) "Fine ... Gulp"
RM: "Fine indeed! And if you're lying you'll know what will happen young fellow my laddie!"
Richy: (Puts on a brave face) "Yes dear; I'm off out to the van." (Then under his breath) "You'll have to sew 'em back on first ..."
Richy goes to the van, gets in, looks around furtively and then surreptitiously phones Debra ... "When you get in tomorrow my wife will ask ..."
Coronation Street theme music plays over and the Cadbury's advert cuts in...
You know it's true! ;D
Love it, nice one Gold. :)
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she aint bad but both girls r taking the pee ive caught one on plenty of fish and on the other computer been about 6-7 video on you tube hows to lap dance!!
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Two office girls to manage two vans :o :o
You aren't going down the same route again of employing staff you really don't need again are you richy.
Paul
one of them is new shes currently on gardening leave from audi for unfair dismissal i originally got her in to canvass but she popped in one day for a chat coz im mates with her and she asked if i wanted her to do anything which is when i gave her the list for the schools and she did really well prob got me 50 plus schools to quote im anticipating to grow twice as big this year
With her practising in the office you probably will.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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this i why ive seen me bum
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this i why ive seen me bum
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i meant shes only doing prob 12-15 hours a week so if shes on facebook, you tube and whatever else while ive got my back turned i prob only getting 8-9 hours actual work out of her
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i meant shes only doing prob 12-15 hours a week so if shes on facebook, you tube and whatever else while ive got my back turned i prob only getting 8-9 hours actual work out of her
I still don't understand why that made you see your bum?
Shes only part time Nath doing about 5-6 2.5 hr stints per week to fit round her taking to school and picking him up etc. This i why I've seen me bum