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UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: pro-fresh on March 20, 2013, 03:54:33 pm

Title: What a W*****R
Post by: pro-fresh on March 20, 2013, 03:54:33 pm
Just received this text message, it wouldnt be as bad if he didnt look about twelve and live in a housing association,
property.
Perhaps I should reply and mention my CSE's and my NCCA membership. :)



Good morning ProFresh,

Please note I would like to postpone the cleaning schedule for tomorrow @ (41 Wilton/M22). I will make contact within 15 days to arrange the service in line with my preferences.

Many Thanks,
Mike Pratt. BA (Hons), Cert Ed, FDA

Title: Re: What a W*****R
Post by: james roffey on March 20, 2013, 04:03:35 pm
Don't forget to doff your cap when you go back in fifteen days  ;D

What a complete numpty, he needs to be brought down a peg or two, i would reply as you have suggested, don't be rude just pompous  


James Roffey

NCCA, RAC, MFI, MILF.
Title: Re: What a W*****R
Post by: Steve Barnett (Carpet Care Plus) on March 20, 2013, 04:08:43 pm
What a pompous pr@t !

I could just about accept it at the end of an e-mail, but on a text ?!!
Title: Re: What a W*****R
Post by: Simon Gerrard on March 20, 2013, 04:09:06 pm
Well at least he didn't cancel on the last minute, takes an education to do that, so don't knock it  ;D
Title: Re: What a W*****R
Post by: wynne jones on March 20, 2013, 05:00:54 pm
Dont forget though times are hard and we are only cleaners. These professionals are very busy people you know.
Title: Re: What a W*****R
Post by: AshWhite on March 20, 2013, 05:06:08 pm
Might be worth editing the OP, if he ever Googles his own name (likely) there's a good chance he'd find this thread.
Title: Re: What a W*****R
Post by: Dennis on March 20, 2013, 05:07:00 pm
It's funny, the 2 or 3 customers who have really got up my nose in 23 years have been teachers, usually retired.
Title: Re: What a W*****R
Post by: wynne jones on March 20, 2013, 05:09:18 pm
Don't forget to doff your cap when you go back in fifteen days  ;D

What a complete numpty, he needs to be brought down a peg or two, i would reply as you have suggested, don't be rude just pompous  


James Roffey

NCCA, RAC, MFI, MILF.

MILF  ;D
Title: Re: What a W*****R
Post by: james roffey on March 20, 2013, 06:05:17 pm
Might be worth editing the OP, if he ever Googles his own name (likely) there's a good chance he'd find this thread.

Good point  :)
Title: Re: What a W*****R
Post by: heritagecleaning on March 20, 2013, 06:26:07 pm
Edit the post? On the contrary, I think we should make sure this thread includes the phrase "Mike Pryce. BA (Hons), Cert Ed, FDA is a c**t"
Title: Re: What a W*****R
Post by: heritagecleaning on March 20, 2013, 06:31:09 pm
It's funny, the 2 or 3 customers who have really got up my nose in 23 years have been teachers, usually retired.

Too right - my Dad's a retired teacher and he's been doing my head in for the past 39 years  ;)
Title: Re: What a W*****R
Post by: Neil Jones on March 20, 2013, 06:57:31 pm
42 Wilton, M21, i'm off to tell tales on you. ;D ;D
Title: Re: What a W*****R
Post by: pro-fresh on March 20, 2013, 07:58:14 pm
That should do it.
Title: Re: What a W*****R
Post by: Joe W Brown on March 20, 2013, 11:35:56 pm
 ;D
Title: Re: What a W*****R
Post by: peter maybury on March 20, 2013, 11:55:13 pm
people who feel the need to put letters after their name really p me off.

Peter Maybury B.S.C.
Title: Re: What a W*****R
Post by: *Hector* on March 21, 2013, 05:03:43 am
I know exactly what you mean Peter..

Hector Diphyp.DPsy (MAEPH)

 ;D
Title: Re: What a W*****R
Post by: AshWhite on March 21, 2013, 06:14:55 am
Pathetic isn't it?

Ashley White GCSE in IT
Title: Re: What a W*****R
Post by: Billy Russell on March 21, 2013, 06:20:42 am
Really annoying!!!!

 >:(

Billy Russell L.i.t.t.l.e B.l.o.w.e.r
 ;D
Title: Re: What a W*****R
Post by: *Hector* on March 21, 2013, 07:09:22 am
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: What a W*****R
Post by: *Hector* on March 21, 2013, 07:11:43 am
Really annoying!!!!

 >:(

Billy Russell L.i.t.t.l.e B.l.o.w.e.r
 ;D

Billy... Billy..... Billy....  ::)roll ::)roll

we have been putting business letters after our names...

NOT personal ones  :P :P

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: What a W*****R
Post by: heritagecleaning on March 21, 2013, 07:17:12 am
Owen Guppy LL.B (Hons)

Amazingly that's true! How did I end up cleanng  ???
Title: Re: What a W*****R
Post by: kerrpmiddleton on March 21, 2013, 08:16:39 am
His second name sounds him up ,Kerr Middleton ,past man of the cloth, hon in vision tech, n.c.c.a , t.a.cc.a, hon in b.u.l.l.s.h.it , 3 higher s H.N.C engineering , Mining ,could go on , but happily know to my friends ,as sammy,the sheep shager 1 sheep 1 f***ing and they all remember it ,
Title: Re: What a W*****R
Post by: Doctor Carpet (Ret'd) on March 21, 2013, 02:38:57 pm
Good job my third forename is William and not Victor....

otherwise I would get lots of unsolicited mail if I signed anything with just my initials........RSVP.

Cheers.

Rog
Title: Re: What a W*****R
Post by: JandS on March 21, 2013, 05:15:16 pm
Look forward to hearing from you.

Regards
           John  VD (scar and bar)  WC and chain

Title: Re: What a W*****R
Post by: tim handley on March 22, 2013, 12:02:03 pm
that would really p me off mate.....



  Tim Handley  B.S.M.   (bronze swimming medal)
Title: Re: What a W*****R
Post by: pro-fresh on March 22, 2013, 04:13:43 pm
I had the opposite type of customer today, his Dad died suddenly before Christmas so he had to cancel short notice, he said he still felt guilty about canceling, even though he obviously had a very valid reason for doing so. So he booked me in to clean his 3 piece as the original carpets had been replaced.
So there you go, both sides of the customer coin.

Kevin Barker
Under 11's Holimarine penalty shootout runner up 1977 (Burnham on Sea}
Title: Re: What a W*****R
Post by: derek west on March 22, 2013, 04:20:49 pm
I've had a few customers ask if they owed me any money after short notice cancellations. I've never charged though.

Derek West
under 11's school chess champion 1974/75 season.
Title: Re: What a W*****R
Post by: Dennis on March 22, 2013, 04:33:46 pm

Derek West
under 11's school chess champion 1974/75 season.

Don't believe you, some people always fib about their qualifications.  ;D
Title: Re: What a W*****R
Post by: garry22 on March 23, 2013, 09:48:00 am
Quote
Kevin Barker
Under 11's Holimarine penalty shootout runner up 1977 (Burnham on Sea}

 ;D On a cold, grey morning that really made me chuckle.

Derek "Boris" West came a close second though.