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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: bobplum on December 20, 2012, 04:32:23 pm

Title: THATS IT NEVER NEVER ...(I BLAME ISPARKLE)
Post by: bobplum on December 20, 2012, 04:32:23 pm
again will i do an internal clean.
THE LAST TWO,provided by my so called friend richard at isparkle, ;D at the first one got a parking ticket,cost me £35.00 on a £50.00 job
second one ,today,a £65.00 job in a house worth,well a lot any way,probably has 6 zeros after the first digit i was just finishing had the wagtail on the pole turned around .....................crash...............for some strange reason i didn't see the worlds BIGGEST CHANDELIER. i swear they must have hung it when i had my back turned
luckily the pole went thru the hanging lights and glass and only caught one glass shade,customer is sourcing the replacement i dread the price.

talk about grandpa/del boy/rodders,i didn't know whether to cry or laugh

but this has only convinced me that i will never do a internal clean again....i swear
Title: Re: THATS IT NEVER NEVER ...(I BLAME ISPARKLE)
Post by: Ian101 on December 20, 2012, 04:37:10 pm
saying it before anyone else Del Boy ................ thing you need to change your forum name to Bob "DelBoy" Plumb  ;D
Title: Re: THATS IT NEVER NEVER ...(I BLAME ISPARKLE)
Post by: steven ainger on December 20, 2012, 04:39:53 pm
saying it before anyone else Del Boy ................ thing you need to change your forum name to Bob "DelBoy" Plumb  ;D

More like trigger  ;D
Title: Re: THATS IT NEVER NEVER ...(I BLAME ISPARKLE)
Post by: Ian101 on December 20, 2012, 04:40:27 pm
saying it before anyone else Del Boy ................ thing you need to change your forum name to Bob "DelBoy" Plumb  ;D

More like trigger  ;D

youve met Bob then  ;)
Title: Re: THATS IT NEVER NEVER ...(I BLAME ISPARKLE)
Post by: Frankybadboy on December 20, 2012, 04:41:17 pm
cowboy windy  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: THATS IT NEVER NEVER ...(I BLAME ISPARKLE)
Post by: Ian101 on December 20, 2012, 04:44:19 pm
weve all been there

(http://i457.photobucket.com/albums/qq291/rideforrotary/Window%20Cleaning/IMG00242-20120315-1220.jpg)
Title: Re: THATS IT NEVER NEVER ...(I BLAME ISPARKLE)
Post by: bobplum on December 20, 2012, 04:49:24 pm
cowboy windy  ;D ;D ;D

i feel your love franky.
she has just texted to inform me that she has found a replacement....no mention of how much,she will pay by bacs
Title: Re: THATS IT NEVER NEVER ...(I BLAME ISPARKLE)
Post by: bobplum on December 20, 2012, 04:49:41 pm
weve all been there

(http://i457.photobucket.com/albums/qq291/rideforrotary/Window%20Cleaning/IMG00242-20120315-1220.jpg)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: THATS IT NEVER NEVER ...(I BLAME ISPARKLE)
Post by: Gav Camm lammy 283 on December 20, 2012, 05:15:09 pm
shuda passed em to me  ;D
Title: Re: THATS IT NEVER NEVER ...(I BLAME ISPARKLE)
Post by: Frankybadboy on December 20, 2012, 06:05:47 pm
cowboy windy  ;D ;D ;D

i feel your love franky.
she has just texted to inform me that she has found a replacement....no mention of how much,she will pay by bacs
you make i laugh bob.you can only picture it  ;D ;D
Title: Re: THATS IT NEVER NEVER ...(I BLAME ISPARKLE)
Post by: bobplum on December 20, 2012, 06:25:34 pm
Think my worst one was a £200 patio table.

ooouucchhh
Title: Re: THATS IT NEVER NEVER ...(I BLAME ISPARKLE)
Post by: steven ainger on December 20, 2012, 06:31:50 pm
My best one was not renewing the tape on the first section of my slx, when it was damaged.
Over extended of a conny roof & the whole end section, incl' the brush, came out the end of the pole & made a hole in the conny roof.
£192 for a new panel + £30 fitting.  :'(
Title: Re: THATS IT NEVER NEVER ...(I BLAME ISPARKLE)
Post by: AuRavelling79 on December 20, 2012, 07:53:59 pm
A pair of Burmese lion vases either side of the front door of a now ex-customer ;D


Hit one with the end of the pole - SMASH!

Owned up - custy said don't worry I 've got a spare in the shed.

He shut the door I turned round and pulled the other one over with my pole hose ....  (Bring back rolly eyes)
Title: Re: THATS IT NEVER NEVER ...(I BLAME ISPARKLE)
Post by: DaveG on December 20, 2012, 08:34:33 pm
Actually laughed out loud there Mr Gold!

 ;D ;D ;D