Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Roy Harding on December 18, 2012, 05:00:32 pm
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I had a Mr & Mrs Gun, His first name was Tom & hers Brenda. So they were know as Tommy Gun and Bren Gun, mind you we never called it them to there face ;D
Roy
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Believe it or not I have a
Mr. Richard Head!!
I kid you not
What was his mother thinking...
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i had a conway salmon
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Believe it or not I have a
Mr. Richard Head!!
I kid you not
What was his mother thinking...
"Get this Dick outta me!"
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Stephen Fuxmen. - he's gay I think.
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Theresa Green
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We have a Mrs Wendy House from our other business in BG
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I have a mrs Bangs on my books,
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Theres a local builder with his name on his van. A Bender ;D
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WAYNE CARR he was a good window cleaner
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Hi,
I am from Black and Decker, I am interested in speaking with you re a Black and Decker innovation panel.
Is this something of interest to you?
Many thanks
Jessie
Haha! What?!
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i have a paul orridge
easy to remember p.orridge ;D
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Hi,
I am from Black and Decker, I am interested in speaking with you re a Black and Decker innovation panel.
Is this something of interest to you?
Many thanks
Jessie
??? ??? ???
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WAYNE CARR he was a good window cleaner
Maybe so but this guys real...
http://www.checkatrade.com/WayneRKing/
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Rupert gets me every time.
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i have a miss sex, she is a teacher at a girls school
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mrs bean!
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dana donga ...(married name) i had to smile
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ive had a miss w*ore! lmao obviously spelt diffrent but i did a laff a little on the phone once when she rang..
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a mrs hoar
and a dr k fidler
:D
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We got a Barry White and a Debbie McGee
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ive a wendy house on ma run an all who,s twins are called maxwell an dog
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Sue Wing is probably our funniest, also have a hoar on the books
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i cock
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I have a Shirley Temple
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I have a mrs Bangs on my books,
Also,
Theres a local builder with his name on his van. A Bender ;D
You're from round Mersea then? we have A Bender and sons
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I have a P Stayne
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a mrs hoar
and a dr k fidler
:D
I have her sister Pam Hoare and a Wendy Dick
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I've got a Mr Shitta (serious). I don't know which country he's from though but it's definitely not the UK. He's a nice bloke and a very good customer.
Also, a Walter Wally. His neighbour told me he used to be a park keeper and the kids used to take the mickey something terrible.
Another neighbour told me his middle name, which he keeps quiet about, is William, which when you put it all together comes out as Wally Willy Wally. His parents must have hated him from birth.
I used to have a customer who was a John Thomas and another who I knew as Alan Gunn but one day when I called his sister answered the door and I asked for Alan and she was puzzled and then said do you mean my brother, his names 'Attila'.
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Not a customer but this came across this nameplate whilst quoting for a castle.
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His name is Captain Silius Titus.
It's not a joke, it really is his name.
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Ive got a Mr Pain...and he used to ring every month asking when i was coming...he used to be a pain but now hes ok ;D
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not a custy but went to school with anette curtain
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I got a mr&mrs tooth and they are dentists. I promise you they are.
I did say to him once that they should be mr & mrs teeth, he didnt get it, I said coz its plural there are more than 1 tooth so its teeth.
He wasnt amused. But I thought it strange, I am not the 1st one to say that to him surely!!!
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I got a mr&mrs tooth and they are dentists. I promise you they are.
I did say to him once that they should be mr & mrs teeth, he didnt get it, I said coz its plural there are more than 1 tooth so its teeth.
He wasnt amused. But I thought it strange, I am not the 1st one to say that to him surely!!!
I should imagine that's exactly why he wasn't amused..
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lmao with the threads on this topic - cheered me up no end lol
im beginning to think all windies have an awesome sense of humour.
i had a mrs hoarder - job was to clean inside and out - when i got inside, she lived up to her name should have been on one of them telly programs - health and safety would have had a field day with obstacles to windows, walkways etc.
funny since then ive never quoted 1.5/double the reg clean price for outside for the insides, and check to see what im quoting for, live and learn.
it was like its a knockout working round to the windows.
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I too have a Mrs Hoare I can't bring myself to say her own name to her face which is odd.
I also have a Gordon Bennett, Mrs Crapham, Mr Scotand, and Mr POW (always needs to be written in caps, just because).
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we have Jane Seymore ( tho not the actress )
and a local plummer A. Swindell
Darran
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I've got a:
Mr & Mrs Dicks.
Mr & Mrs Titcombe.
Mrs Poupard (poophard).
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I have a Mr Tosser and he lives up to it.
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i have a Mr C.Lyon ,makes mu chuckle ;D
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In my sisters office there is Carwinder, Narwinder and Dawinder (dont know exact spelling)
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Mrs Micholopopus
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Believe it or not I have a
Mr. Richard Head!!
I kid you not
What was his mother thinking...
one of my customers last name is cockhead I bet he got it bad at school
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Ive got a Gemma Kidd on my books ;)
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Got a new one today:
Mr Tosh.
Utterly ridiculous.
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we have a Mrs Dick, always hard to say! and a Mrs Maggot :-X
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I have a Wendy Dick and a Mrs Hoare ;D
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Issac Hunt ;D
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I used to have an I Tugwell
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Adora Dick... And another one was Lydia Caravan.
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I have a Barry Day on the books.
B. Day.
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My funniest is Polly Hester. My uncle is called Richard Long (what a lad) and a guy who works for me is called Philip brain or more commonly known as P Brain 😝😝
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Rhona Moaner. Nice woman
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I know a Jenny Taylor ;D
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I got a chinese man called wang dong .