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Title: Funny customer names
Post by: Roy Harding on December 18, 2012, 05:00:32 pm
I had a Mr & Mrs Gun, His first name was Tom & hers Brenda. So they were know as Tommy Gun and Bren Gun, mind you we never called it them to there face ;D

Roy
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Post by: colin purewater on December 18, 2012, 05:15:17 pm
Believe it or not I have a

Mr. Richard Head!!

I kid you not

What was his mother thinking...
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Post by: elite mike on December 18, 2012, 05:16:27 pm
i had a conway salmon
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Post by: DaveG on December 18, 2012, 05:17:01 pm
Believe it or not I have a

Mr. Richard Head!!

I kid you not

What was his mother thinking...

"Get this Dick outta me!"
Title: Re: Funny customer names
Post by: Dave Willis on December 18, 2012, 05:18:21 pm
Stephen Fuxmen. - he's gay I think.
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Post by: Dave Mills on December 18, 2012, 05:20:33 pm
Theresa Green
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Post by: Darranvps on December 18, 2012, 05:22:02 pm
We have a Mrs Wendy House from our other business in BG
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Post by: steven ainger on December 18, 2012, 05:27:38 pm
I have a mrs Bangs on my books,

Also,

Theres a local builder with his name on his van.      A Bender  ;D
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Post by: jimiwindows on December 18, 2012, 05:31:48 pm
WAYNE CARR he was a good window cleaner
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Post by: concept on December 18, 2012, 05:33:43 pm
Hi,

I am from Black and Decker, I am interested in speaking with you re a Black and Decker innovation panel.

Is this something of interest to you?

Many thanks

Jessie

Haha! What?!

Title: Re: Funny customer names
Post by: wolfee101 on December 18, 2012, 05:36:32 pm
i have a paul orridge
easy to remember p.orridge  ;D
Title: Re: Funny customer names
Post by: DaveG on December 18, 2012, 05:39:21 pm
Hi,

I am from Black and Decker, I am interested in speaking with you re a Black and Decker innovation panel.

Is this something of interest to you?

Many thanks

Jessie

 ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: Funny customer names
Post by: Dave Mills on December 18, 2012, 06:41:28 pm
WAYNE CARR he was a good window cleaner

Maybe so but this guys real...

http://www.checkatrade.com/WayneRKing/

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Post by: Joe Martin on December 18, 2012, 07:47:24 pm
 Rupert gets me every time.
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Post by: brynley on December 18, 2012, 07:56:47 pm
i have a miss sex, she is a  teacher at a girls school
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Post by: David Kent @ KentKleen on December 18, 2012, 07:57:52 pm
mrs bean!
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Post by: keyser soze on December 18, 2012, 08:09:18 pm
dana donga ...(married name) i had to smile
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Post by: dave0123 on December 18, 2012, 08:16:39 pm
ive had a miss w*ore! lmao obviously spelt diffrent but i did a laff a little on the phone once when she rang..
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Post by: SPE on December 18, 2012, 09:54:19 pm
a mrs hoar
and a dr k fidler
 :D
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Post by: AJ on December 18, 2012, 09:57:52 pm
We got a Barry White and a Debbie McGee
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Post by: escorttdi on December 18, 2012, 10:00:09 pm
ive a wendy house on ma run an all  who,s twins are called maxwell an dog
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Post by: sunshine windows on December 18, 2012, 10:02:22 pm
Sue Wing is probably our funniest, also have a hoar on the books
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Post by: robertphil on December 18, 2012, 10:14:25 pm
i  cock
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Post by: KS Cleaning on December 18, 2012, 10:46:01 pm
I have a Shirley Temple
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Post by: Richard Neal on December 18, 2012, 10:51:18 pm
I have a mrs Bangs on my books,

Also,

Theres a local builder with his name on his van.      A Bender  ;D

You're from round Mersea then? we have A Bender and sons
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Post by: Moderator David@stives on December 18, 2012, 10:59:59 pm
I have a P Stayne
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Post by: Ian101 on December 18, 2012, 11:47:31 pm
a mrs hoar
and a dr k fidler
 :D

I have her sister Pam Hoare and a Wendy Dick
Title: Re: Funny customer names
Post by: rosskesava on December 19, 2012, 12:36:30 am
I've got a Mr Shitta (serious). I don't know which country he's from though but it's definitely not the UK. He's a nice bloke and a very good customer.

Also, a Walter Wally. His neighbour told me he used to be a park keeper and the kids used to take the mickey something terrible.

Another neighbour told me his middle name, which he keeps quiet about, is William, which when you put it all together comes out as Wally Willy Wally. His parents must have hated him from birth.

I used to have a customer who was a John Thomas and another who I knew as Alan Gunn but one day when I called his sister answered the door and I asked for Alan and she was puzzled and then said do you mean my brother, his names 'Attila'.
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Post by: andrew hamshare on December 19, 2012, 01:16:24 am
Not a customer but this came across this nameplate whilst quoting for a castle.
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Post by: andrew hamshare on December 19, 2012, 01:22:44 am
Can't upload pic

His name is Captain Silius Titus.

It's not a joke, it really is his name.
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Post by: LWC on December 19, 2012, 07:33:51 am
Ive got a Mr Pain...and he used to ring every month asking when i was coming...he used to be a pain but now hes ok  ;D
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Post by: Mist A Bit on December 19, 2012, 07:36:15 pm
not a custy but went to school with anette curtain
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Post by: shina on December 19, 2012, 11:01:10 pm
I got a mr&mrs tooth and they are dentists. I promise you they are.
I did say to him once that they should be mr & mrs teeth, he didnt get it, I said coz its plural there are more than 1 tooth so its teeth.
He wasnt amused. But I thought it strange, I am not the 1st one to say that to him surely!!!
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Post by: AshWhite on December 19, 2012, 11:02:32 pm
I got a mr&mrs tooth and they are dentists. I promise you they are.
I did say to him once that they should be mr & mrs teeth, he didnt get it, I said coz its plural there are more than 1 tooth so its teeth.
He wasnt amused. But I thought it strange, I am not the 1st one to say that to him surely!!!

I should imagine that's exactly why he wasn't amused..
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Post by: mark turton on December 19, 2012, 11:57:02 pm
lmao with the threads on this topic - cheered me up no end lol
im beginning to think all windies have an awesome sense of humour.

i had a mrs hoarder - job was to clean inside and out - when i got inside, she lived up to her name should have been on one of them telly programs - health and safety would have had a field day with obstacles to windows, walkways etc.

funny since then ive never quoted 1.5/double the reg clean price for outside for the insides, and check to see what im quoting for, live and learn.

it was like its a knockout working round to the windows.

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Post by: formb on December 20, 2012, 09:02:32 am
I too have a Mrs Hoare I can't bring myself to say her own name to her face which is odd.

I also have a Gordon Bennett, Mrs Crapham, Mr Scotand, and Mr POW (always needs to be written in caps, just because).
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Post by: Smudger on December 20, 2012, 09:38:49 am
we have Jane Seymore ( tho not the actress )

and a local plummer  A. Swindell


Darran
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Post by: andyM on December 20, 2012, 01:47:18 pm
I've got a:
Mr & Mrs Dicks.
Mr & Mrs Titcombe.
Mrs Poupard (poophard).
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Post by: Slash on December 20, 2012, 05:11:25 pm
I have a Mr Tosser and he lives up to it.
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Post by: sean mcc on December 20, 2012, 08:33:42 pm
i have a Mr C.Lyon ,makes mu chuckle ;D
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Post by: AJ on December 20, 2012, 09:18:20 pm
In my sisters office there is Carwinder, Narwinder and Dawinder (dont know exact spelling)
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Post by: lukeg on December 20, 2012, 09:20:30 pm
Mrs Micholopopus
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Post by: Window Washers on December 20, 2012, 09:38:13 pm
Believe it or not I have a

Mr. Richard Head!!

I kid you not

What was his mother thinking...
one of my customers  last name is cockhead I bet he got it bad at school
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Post by: gewindows on December 20, 2012, 09:44:08 pm
Ive got a Gemma Kidd on my books  ;)
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Post by: formb on July 29, 2013, 11:33:29 am
Got a new one today:

Mr Tosh.

Utterly ridiculous.
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Post by: Richard iSparkle on July 29, 2013, 12:05:00 pm
we have a Mrs Dick, always hard to say!  and a Mrs Maggot  :-X
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Post by: Ian101 on July 29, 2013, 03:50:37 pm
I have a Wendy Dick and a Mrs Hoare  ;D
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Post by: DaveG on July 29, 2013, 06:51:34 pm
Issac Hunt  ;D
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Post by: Paul Coleman on July 29, 2013, 07:41:08 pm
I used to have an I Tugwell
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Post by: Jim Waugh(Albright & Shiny) on July 29, 2013, 07:47:29 pm
Adora Dick... And another one was Lydia Caravan.
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Post by: home6442 on July 29, 2013, 08:55:17 pm
I have a Barry Day on the books.
B. Day.
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Post by: TLC on July 30, 2013, 10:26:02 am
My funniest is Polly Hester. My uncle is called Richard Long (what a lad) and a guy who works for me is called Philip brain or more commonly known as P Brain 😝😝
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Post by: Joey Eastwood on July 30, 2013, 06:43:41 pm
Rhona Moaner. Nice woman
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Post by: jonboywalton75 on July 30, 2013, 07:23:59 pm
I know a Jenny Taylor  ;D
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Post by: gavinb on July 30, 2013, 10:05:01 pm
I got a chinese man called wang dong .