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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Nick_Thompson on December 14, 2012, 08:36:35 pm

Title: Transit van
Post by: Nick_Thompson on December 14, 2012, 08:36:35 pm

With obviously suitable ablution has anyone fashioned an emergence commode in the back of their van for those times of colon compacted crisis?

I have on occasion been force to give new meaning to the name Transit van.

Title: Re: Transit van
Post by: elite mike on December 14, 2012, 08:59:50 pm

again a bucket works wonders  ;)

Title: Re: Transit van
Post by: rosskesava on December 14, 2012, 09:38:34 pm

I know someone who's a plumber who has some illness that means when the need arises he has less than 10 minutes before blast off.

He has a chemical loo in the back of his vivaro. When not in use it has a tarpaulin hiding it.

Title: Re: Transit van
Post by: Stu Wallace on December 14, 2012, 10:19:47 pm

I have used this in my Transit van

http://www.amazon.co.uk/PORTABLE-TOILET-CAMPING-FISHING-FOLDING/dp/B002YY4N30/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1355523459&sr=8-7

Title: Re: Transit van
Post by: Nick_Thompson on December 14, 2012, 10:49:10 pm

That’s it mike and stu, come on guys, get it off your chest and confesses. There's nothing to be ashamed of. You will be helping others come to terms with what they have been up to behind closed doors.

Title: Re: Transit van
Post by: Nick_Thompson on December 14, 2012, 11:02:56 pm

Stu, I just got to get me one of them Amazon specials!

Title: Re: Transit van
Post by: Nick_Thompson on December 15, 2012, 06:46:37 pm

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Portable-Folding-Foldable-Toilet-for-Camping-Fishing-/180920035972?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item2a1facaa84  :)

Title: Re: Transit van
Post by: DaveG on December 15, 2012, 07:16:02 pm

I won't need one of them , I'm as regular as clockwork, I empty my bowels every morning at 7 o'clock, the trouble is, I don't get up til 8....

Title: Re: Transit van
Post by: CLEANCARE WC on December 15, 2012, 07:23:45 pm

Quote from: DaveG on December 15, 2012, 07:16:02 pm

I won't need one of them , I'm as regular as clockwork, I empty my bowels every morning at 7 o'clock, the trouble is, I don't get up til 8....

 ;D

Title: Re: Transit van
Post by: Nick_Thompson on December 15, 2012, 11:18:10 pm

Dave, I’m still laughing!

Title: Re: Transit van
Post by: richard jagger on December 16, 2012, 04:16:04 am

Our customer often empty there bowels,                             on us. The shssssssst. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D



 excuse me I am not well.This place I hate and also miss its the best place for a good laugh.

Title: Re: Transit van
Post by: poleman on December 16, 2012, 02:38:41 pm

http://www.campingworld.co.uk/Models.aspx?ModelID=607

Title: Re: Transit van
Post by: Nick_Thompson on December 16, 2012, 03:02:02 pm

Poleman, do you think there might be a matching bidet and hand basin because I have these absolutely divine granite tiles lined up.

Title: Re: Transit van
Post by: andyM on December 16, 2012, 03:47:26 pm

Quote from: DaveG on December 15, 2012, 07:16:02 pm

I won't need one of them , I'm as regular as clockwork, I empty my bowels every morning at 7 o'clock, the trouble is, I don't get up til 8....

Think I saw you on tv the other night.............http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-15-stone-babies/4od  ;D