Clean It Up
UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: mlscontractcleaner on December 13, 2012, 11:07:09 pm
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I was in a lady's house today for over two hours and the miserable buggar didn't once offer a coffee.
Now I know it's not the law, and some will say that payment is enough, but when we have workmen in our house the missus always puts the kettle on.
It should be a legal requirement in my opinion ;D
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in 13 years in business I have only once said yes to a coffee :-[ You are right though, I hate people that dont offer me it
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a women said to me she was going into town to draw some money out, i asked "could you pop into costa and get us 2 latte's?" ;D she obliged, saved me sending my helper. who wet himself when i said it knowing full well i'm a coffee addict. ;D
i too spent 2 hours in a house today without being offered a coffee, i always leave the house with a litre of coffee in a large flask cup. keeps me going just in case of situations like today. ;)
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Tea's yes, Coffee's yes. Tea or Coffee made with Goats milk, nooooooo :-X
Careful what you wish for. There's some weard folk out there.
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I did 4 jobs earlier this week and wasn't offered a drink at any of them even though at one whilst filling my sprayer at the sink they were making themselves a cup >:(
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This job's a tea drinkers paradise.
Have to agree about the goat's milk tho! In a previous job/life I used to occasionally go to a small farm, and always forgot they bred goats - yuck.
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I've never had goat's milk; does it really taste so different???
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I've never had goat's milk; does it really taste so different???
Yes. But it's the smell that really puts me off!
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Soya milk-yuk!
Rog
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My decorator is not subtle.
If he's not being offerred a drink he tends to ask the homeowner if they are any good at general knowledge.
Decorator " Could you tell me what letter somes after "s" in the alphabet?"
Client "T ?"
Decorator "Thanks very much-two sugars please" ;D ;D
Rog
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Only trouble with tea and coffee this time of year is that it doesn't stay in your body long enough!
Shaun
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It's when they start doing bacon sarnies at lunchtime.--- and don't offer one.
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try this one......When you get to the customers, you obviously have a brief chat. So when they say do you need anything say YES, coffee please :) Always worked for me.
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When the customer says, 'I've got plenty of hot water,' you say, 'good, throw a tea bag in it!' ;D
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.............it depends on how clean the kitchen is, I have seen some shockers :o
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Soya milk-yuk!
Rog
Yes yuk! I've been given that in tea maybe twice in 20 odd years, the last time probably more than 10 ago and I swear I can still taste it. ;D
Oh and rice milk - double yuk!
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Woman I worked for the other week asked me to hold the door for her while she walked through it with 2 cups of tea, one for her one for her guest,needless to say I upped my price accordingly ;D
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Only trouble with tea and coffee this time of year is that it doesn't stay in your body long enough!
Shaun
There's always the red bucket ::)
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Have you noticed that it is usually the little old lady that has the kettle on as soon as you get there and the posh lot that ignore your need for refreshment?
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Yep.
I give a courtesy call 10-15 mins before arriving and quite often find that the kettle is boiled for arrival ;)
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Goats milk is horride! Tastes and smells like milk thats gone off!
I was away in Turkey this year and I noticed the some of the locals ordered milk at the bar! I thought i'd order some too as I just had a workout. I didn't realise it was goats milk, never tried it before but that one sip was my last! lol
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If it tastes sh*te it goes straight down the vac pipe
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Andrew try that with low moisture system ;D
Shaun
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Andrew try that with low moisture system ;D
Shaun
I just chuck it on the carpet and spread it around with the rest of the muck ;D
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:o :o
;D
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After sussing out the custy if we havent been offered a drink after about 15 mins I will come out with
"Have you a problem with your kettle or electric?"
Like I say suss the customer out first! ;D
Then as a parting statement
"Its like an engine Madam it wont run without oil" ;D
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It definately pays some times to be just a little cheeky ;)
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Andrew try that with low moisture system ;D
Shaun
;D ;D ;D