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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Dave Willis on December 06, 2012, 06:25:59 pm

Title: Is your business up to date?
Post by: Dave Willis on December 06, 2012, 06:25:59 pm
You should be using most of these:

progressively maximize high-payoff leadership skills
professionally procrastinate empowered systems
professionally redefine turnkey technology
professionally whiteboard cross functional "outside the box" thinking
dynamically maximize team building mindshare
progressively generate intuitive ideas
dynamically leverage other's resource maximizing quality vectors
fungibly envisioneer multifunctional core competencies
compellingly facilitate out-of-the-box niches
seamlessly architect next-generation outsourcing
competently mesh leveraged deliverables
Title: Re: Is your business up to date?
Post by: bobplum on December 06, 2012, 06:30:35 pm
thats why i like being a caveman.................i can use my club to bash people like you on the head :-*
Title: Re: Is your business up to date?
Post by: Halfadaylee on December 06, 2012, 06:32:56 pm
Copy and paste, I love it  ;D
Title: Re: Is your business up to date?
Post by: gary999 on December 06, 2012, 06:33:58 pm
fecking hell im a window cleaner.... speak  bloody english ;D
Title: Re: Is your business up to date?
Post by: Dave Willis on December 06, 2012, 06:35:45 pm
I'm taking my business to another level:

holisticly negotiate multidisciplinary products
dramatically recaptiualize intuitive materials
globally impact sticky methods of empowerment
assertively synergize team driven supply chains
distinctively administrate resource sucking systems
monotonectally incentivize vertical potentialities
synergistically parallel task distributed architectures
credibly incubate distinctive networks
Title: Re: Is your business up to date?
Post by: Ian101 on December 06, 2012, 06:37:42 pm
you didnt say where to insert my sales funnel ?
Title: Re: Is your business up to date?
Post by: Ian101 on December 06, 2012, 06:38:30 pm
You should be using most of these:

progressively maximize high-payoff leadership skills
professionally procrastinate empowered systems
professionally redefine turnkey technology
professionally whiteboard cross functional "outside the box" thinking
dynamically maximize team building mindshare
progressively generate intuitive ideas
dynamically leverage other's resource maximizing quality vectors
fungibly envisioneer multifunctional core competencies
compellingly facilitate out-of-the-box niches
seamlessly architect next-generation outsourcing
competently mesh leveraged deliverables


 I can creat a 3 day sales seminar just from all of the above and sell it for £695  :D
Title: Re: Is your business up to date?
Post by: Nameless Drudge on December 06, 2012, 06:40:00 pm
It`s going to look good on my van,do you mind if i plagiarise it?
Title: Re: Is your business up to date?
Post by: bobplum on December 06, 2012, 06:43:42 pm
you didnt say where to insert my sales funnel ?
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 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Is your business up to date?
Post by: CLEANCARE WC on December 06, 2012, 07:30:49 pm
Yes....

I have just done a deal wth CORONA and GREEN SHIELD STAMPS the future looks promising.
Title: Re: Is your business up to date?
Post by: ♠Winp®oClean♠ on December 06, 2012, 07:32:47 pm
Reminds me of when I went to the doctors with a limp, he diagnosed me with some big term thingy-"Elephantitis of the genitalia" or something! ???
Title: Re: Is your business up to date?
Post by: Window Washers on December 06, 2012, 07:34:14 pm
Yes....

I have just done a deal wth CORONA and GREEN SHIELD STAMPS the future looks promising.
is that the glass pop bottles or the beer ?
Title: Re: Is your business up to date?
Post by: simon w on December 06, 2012, 07:50:11 pm
thats why i like being a caveman.................i can use my club to bash people like you on the head :-*

+1

My club to the head is usually instantly fatal. If not the five inch flint spear head through the back of your spinal cord usually fisishes the job.  ;D
Title: Re: Is your business up to date?
Post by: elite mike on December 06, 2012, 09:16:26 pm
how abou t  just plain old  good mark etting  :-*
Title: Re: Is your business up to date?
Post by: Steve Sed on December 06, 2012, 09:17:21 pm
how abou t  just plain old  good mark etting  :-*
I like Lief Letting.
Title: Re: Is your business up to date?
Post by: elite mike on December 06, 2012, 09:22:19 pm
how abou t  just plain old  good mark etting  :-*
I like Lief Letting.

had to google that lol  ;D
Title: Re: Is your business up to date?
Post by: Window Washers on December 06, 2012, 09:26:48 pm
how abou t  just plain old  good mark etting  :-*
I like Lief Letting.
;D
Title: Re: Is your business up to date?
Post by: sham33 on December 07, 2012, 03:40:35 pm
You should be using most of these:

progressively maximize high-payoff leadership skills
professionally procrastinate empowered systems
professionally redefine turnkey technology
professionally whiteboard cross functional "outside the box" thinking
dynamically maximize team building mindshare
progressively generate intuitive ideas
dynamically leverage other's resource maximizing quality vectors
fungibly envisioneer multifunctional core competencies
compellingly facilitate out-of-the-box niches
seamlessly architect next-generation outsourcing
competently mesh leveraged deliverables


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