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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Ian101 on November 05, 2012, 03:39:12 pm

Title: In trouble with the missus - pole size does matter
Post by: Ian101 on November 05, 2012, 03:39:12 pm
All this talk / shouting on this forum the last day or 2 about measuring poles got my missus thinking and she whipped the tape measure out last night to measure my old man .... she wasnt happy as it was only 8 1/2 inches when fully extended and not the full 10 inches as I had told her  :o :o

I have emailed Alex and Mike at Facelift but no replies yet so your opinions appreciated on how to sort this terrbile mess out.

Off to count a bag of frozen peas and then I have a 2 litre bottle of milk to check that it is actually 2 litres ... we all know how crafty them supermarkets are.

 ;)
Title: Re: In trouble with the missus - pole size does matter
Post by: Window Washers on November 05, 2012, 03:47:28 pm
I swear I remember someone talking about an extender, but it was some years back.
Title: Re: In trouble with the missus - pole size does matter
Post by: richard jagger on November 05, 2012, 03:55:51 pm
It could have been 10 " when you got together but with life,  thinks do devalue. And inflation does not work that way. ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: In trouble with the missus - pole size does matter
Post by: rosskesava on November 05, 2012, 04:32:07 pm
Ian, very important, you forgot to mention the length in metric as well as imperial.
Title: Re: In trouble with the missus - pole size does matter
Post by: bobplum on November 05, 2012, 04:46:56 pm
always marry a women with small hands ??? ;D ;D
Title: Re: In trouble with the missus - pole size does matter
Post by: wpclean on November 05, 2012, 05:07:49 pm
Also as the pole ages it will take longer to extend ,and will also be less rigid !
Title: Re: In trouble with the missus - pole size does matter
Post by: Stephen Fox on November 05, 2012, 05:08:36 pm
Great stuff! Actually LOL'ing!
Title: Re: In trouble with the missus - pole size does matter
Post by: robbo333 on November 05, 2012, 05:44:03 pm
My pole is getting older but the flow rate is still good!
Title: Re: In trouble with the missus - pole size does matter
Post by: richard jagger on November 05, 2012, 09:53:19 pm
If my pole get any smaller I will have to go back to trading
Title: Re: In trouble with the missus - pole size does matter
Post by: wightsurf on November 05, 2012, 10:05:52 pm
Did you tell her, thats not working hieght.
Title: Re: In trouble with the missus - pole size does matter
Post by: Carl@Cwc on November 05, 2012, 10:19:48 pm
told my missus id got a long pole and would give her front & backdoor a going over with it.
she was fast asleep by the time id finished them , her previous cleaner was trad ;D
on the big night she was fine till i whipped off my calvin klond**es.
her face was like a regular being cleaned in the rain ;D??????

however she has since pointed out that when we met
i had 8" and 1 wrinkle,
now i have 1' and 8 wrinkles.

as for flow rate i think i neeed a 150psi pump now as im just clearing the flush button. ???

fu***ng women and ther stats...
give em all a big red pill and let the fun begin.