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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Richard 01903 on November 01, 2012, 07:29:23 am

Title: Debt
Post by: Richard 01903 on November 01, 2012, 07:29:23 am

Hi has anyone a copy of a Debt recovery letter please ???

Title: Re: Debt
Post by: AuRavelling79 on November 01, 2012, 07:37:50 am

Dear Custy,

Pay up now or I will randomly choose to either:-

1. Stand outside your house with a placard saying "Mr. X may drive a Mercedes-Benz but he has owed the window cleaner £20 for the last three months!" - then when Mr X drives past with his eyes fixed on the road ahead, follow him to the golf club and stand outside that too.

Then on Monday morning I will stand outside your place of work with the same placard.

2. Egg your windows in a hissy fit of rage.

3. Call at 6 am on Sunday and loudly but politely ask for my money.

4. Return the dirt to your windows.

Kind regards,




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Title: Re: Debt
Post by: Mike #1 on November 01, 2012, 02:49:51 pm

LOL  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Debt
Post by: evo on November 01, 2012, 03:02:31 pm

Quote from: Gold on November 01, 2012, 07:37:50 am

Dear Custy,

Pay up now or I will randomly choose to either:-

1. Stand outside your house with a placard saying "Mr. X may drive a Mercedes-Benz but he has owed the window cleaner £20 for the last three months!" - then when Mr X drives past with his eyes fixed on the road ahead, follow him to the golf club and stand outside that too.

Then on Monday morning I will stand outside your place of work with the same placard.

2. Egg your windows in a hissy fit of rage.

3. Call at 6 am on Sunday and loudly but politely ask for my money.

4. Return the dirt to your windows.

Kind regards,




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thats got to be the best one yet love it lol