Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Roy Harding on October 26, 2012, 01:56:27 pm
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One of Tosh's customers has moved to Monmouth, she asked for a quote so I priced it at £25.00. She saw another window cleaner that morning that gave a quote and he said £13.00.
And next time wants conservatory roof done.
She emailed me to do it this morning. And paid by bank transfer straight away.
A Mrs Norbury.
Roy
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Mrs. Norbury - "I used to have a funny little toothless Jap-Geordie fella do my windows, I could never understand what he said ... sounded like that chap off Alan Partridge that worked in the hotel, you know the one, the ex-army geezer who had a thing for Newcastle Broon Ale-like."
Roy Harding - "Oh I know him; he's a Buddhist long distance runner; nice wife, don't know what she sees in him; was he any good at cleaning windows?"
Mrs N - "He's okay but I've known better as Jim Carey said to Amanda Donohoe in "Liar, Liar.""
Roy H - "Well you've come to the right place, I'm the bestest most prufeshnial windy on the River Wye; and no, I'm not carrying a canoe as Lord Flasheart might say. But I'm twice as expensive as anyone else and twice as good! A ha ha ha ha ha!"
Chorus "Ah ha ha ha ha!"
Mrs N - "Ooh! I like the sound of your tune; there was another chap selling himself cheap, had a yellow rubber duck on board and made rude shapes with his microbore and squeaked on about how he'd take my photograph; but I'll have you instead please!"
And so Roy Harding gains another happy customer!
Later that day -
Ringring Ringring! "Harding Window Cleaning to the Gentry; please leave a message ..."
Tosh "Wayai? Roy? I saw yer poost-like and that Mrs Norbury's moved and owes me five cleans-like! Whatshernooaddress-like?"
;)
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Good story, Gold you should put it in book form. They all lived happy ever after. IT could replace Noddy books.
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One of Tosh's customers has moved to Monmouth, she asked for a quote so I priced it at £25.00. She saw another window cleaner that morning that gave a quote and he said £13.00.
And next time wants conservatory roof done.
She emailed me to do it this morning. And paid by bank transfer straight away.
A Mrs Norbury.
Roy
I'd've been cleaning her windows today if she hadn't moved.
Small world innit?
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Mrs. Norbury - "I used to have a funny little toothless Jap-Geordie fella do my windows, I could never understand what he said ... sounded like that chap off Alan Partridge that worked in the hotel, you know the one, the ex-army geezer who had a thing for Newcastle Broon Ale-like."
Roy Harding - "Oh I know him; he's a Buddhist long distance runner; nice wife, don't know what she sees in him; was he any good at cleaning windows?"
Mrs N - "He's okay but I've known better as Jim Carey said to Amanda Donohoe in "Liar, Liar.""
Roy H - "Well you've come to the right place, I'm the bestest most prufeshnial windy on the River Wye; and no, I'm not carrying a canoe as Lord Flasheart might say. But I'm twice as expensive as anyone else and twice as good! A ha ha ha ha ha!"
Chorus "Ah ha ha ha ha!"
Mrs N - "Ooh! I like the sound of your tune; there was another chap selling himself cheap, had a yellow rubber duck on board and made rude shapes with his microbore and squeaked on about how he'd take my photograph; but I'll have you instead please!"
And so Roy Harding gains another happy customer!
Later that day -
Ringring Ringring! "Harding Window Cleaning to the Gentry; please leave a message ..."
Tosh "Wayai? Roy? I saw yer poost-like and that Mrs Norbury's moved and owes me five cleans-like! Whatshernooaddress-like?"
;)
;D ;D ;D
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Mrs. Norbury - "I used to have a funny little toothless Jap-Geordie fella do my windows, I could never understand what he said ... sounded like that chap off Alan Partridge that worked in the hotel, you know the one, the ex-army geezer who had a thing for Newcastle Broon Ale-like."
Roy Harding - "Oh I know him; he's a Buddhist long distance runner; nice wife, don't know what she sees in him; was he any good at cleaning windows?"
Mrs N - "He's okay but I've known better as Jim Carey said to Amanda Donohoe in "Liar, Liar.""
Roy H - "Well you've come to the right place, I'm the bestest most prufeshnial windy on the River Wye; and no, I'm not carrying a canoe as Lord Flasheart might say. But I'm twice as expensive as anyone else and twice as good! A ha ha ha ha ha!"
Chorus "Ah ha ha ha ha!"
Mrs N - "Ooh! I like the sound of your tune; there was another chap selling himself cheap, had a yellow rubber duck on board and made rude shapes with his microbore and squeaked on about how he'd take my photograph; but I'll have you instead please!"
And so Roy Harding gains another happy customer!
Later that day -
Ringring Ringring! "Harding Window Cleaning to the Gentry; please leave a message ..."
Tosh "Wayai? Roy? I saw yer poost-like and that Mrs Norbury's moved and owes me five cleans-like! Whatshernooaddress-like?"
;)
Just brilliant ;D
Roy