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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: stuart mc on October 15, 2012, 10:15:57 pm

Title: first for me as well, not a pretty site
Post by: stuart mc on October 15, 2012, 10:15:57 pm
 ;D I was doing my local estate trad, it is the school holidays here, anyway I could hear the young lad blasting music from his room, I threw my ladder up and went up only to find him playing frantically with him self :o he stopped immediately and I just soaped up and pretended to see nothing, and he picked up a game controller and pretended nothing was unusual, I normally put the ladder well up onto the ledge so they get fair warning but for some reason I just moved the ladder from the other window and climbed and the top of the ladder was just below the ledge 
Title: Re: first for me as well, not a pretty site
Post by: colin purewater on October 15, 2012, 10:19:29 pm
Ha ha dirty boy!!

Start calling you stu saville  :P lol
Title: Re: first for me as well, not a pretty site
Post by: stuart mc on October 15, 2012, 10:24:07 pm
it was just as my head reached window level, never seen any flesh, just his tracky bottoms going like a mad one, I just looked away while soaping up, god knows if the windows were clean I spent the next few minutes cleaning and looking left and right, him and my lad played football together and I can't tell my lad as would rip him apart ;D
Title: Re: first for me as well, not a pretty site
Post by: Fin Clearview on October 15, 2012, 10:29:55 pm
That happened to me once, the poor lad threw his duvet over himself but the mag landed on the floor, I don't know who was more embarrassed tbh, I still clean there for his parents and it still haunts me to this day.
Title: Re: first for me as well, not a pretty site
Post by: G Griffin on October 15, 2012, 10:42:27 pm
Yeah, I've had it too..........flipping, nosey, intrusive window cleaners.
Title: Re: first for me as well, not a pretty site
Post by: KS Cleaning on October 15, 2012, 10:56:56 pm
Best one I had was when I was trad,put the ladder up to a bedroom window,got on the first or second rung and through the kitchen window seen a shocked young lady,as I was climbing I thought I must have gave her a fright,but when I got up to the bedroom window it soon became clear why she looked shocked,there it was lying on the bed........a vibrator ;D.     Needless to say she wisny in the kitchen when I eventually came back down,a think she was hiding in the cupboard ;D
Title: Re: first for me as well, not a pretty site
Post by: richard jagger on October 16, 2012, 01:14:49 am
It happened to me onece and I had to stop play as well. and the score was 1- 1  perve.Ha ha ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: first for me as well, not a pretty site
Post by: John pearce on October 16, 2012, 08:12:05 am
my custys got know worry any more about making them jump since switching to wfp, but strange that some poeple, teenagers mainly still close the curtains when they see my brush at the window  ??? ???  prob thinks  i got cameras in them  ;D
Title: Re: first for me as well, not a pretty site
Post by: Tom White on October 16, 2012, 08:32:18 am
Yeh, I caught a middle aged bloke really enjoying his own company a few years ago.  I didn't knock to collect, just put a note through his door and collected from his elderly Mum.
Title: Re: first for me as well, not a pretty site
Post by: Blue Frog Systems on October 16, 2012, 08:37:10 am
Caught a young female customer legs spread in her kitchen. Still to this day she doesnt know i saw her.... she was enjoying herself so much to notice me
Title: Re: first for me as well, not a pretty site
Post by: Tom White on October 16, 2012, 02:09:30 pm
Women DO NOT do that sort of thing, Blue Frog; that's disgusting!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM
Title: Re: first for me as well, not a pretty site
Post by: Bay View WCS on October 16, 2012, 04:36:18 pm
That happened to me a while back while out cleanin.  I was stood on me ladder at the back of a house when a custy came to the kitchen window to wash some pots and caught me having a w&ank.  I yanked me trackies up sharpish but she deffo saw me - there's no bloody privacy these days.

I went to collect, borrowed some tissues and took the money with a twinkle in me eye!

Always pays on time now!
Title: Re: first for me as well, not a pretty site
Post by: weetot on October 16, 2012, 04:45:31 pm
I'm having trouble keeping a webcam on my SLX.   ;D
Title: Re: first for me as well, not a pretty site
Post by: Klean07 on October 16, 2012, 04:48:41 pm
Now then now then guys and gals!!
Title: Re: first for me as well, not a pretty site
Post by: Tom White on October 16, 2012, 06:47:28 pm
Now then now then guys and gals!!

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Title: Re: first for me as well, not a pretty site
Post by: G Griffin on October 16, 2012, 07:55:50 pm
That happened to me a while back while out cleanin.  I was stood on me ladder at the back of a house when a custy came to the kitchen window to wash some pots and caught me having a w&ank.  I yanked me trackies up sharpish but she deffo saw me - there's no bloody privacy these days.

I went to collect, borrowed some tissues and took the money with a twinkle in me eye!

Always pays on time now!

I did the same when I worked for a fellow I know.
He did say I had to do a week in hand, though.
Title: Re: first for me as well, not a pretty site
Post by: ascjim on October 16, 2012, 08:34:47 pm
I'm having trouble keeping a webcam on my SLX.   ;D

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