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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Dave66 on August 15, 2012, 04:56:47 pm

Title: Naked in the rain.
Post by: Dave66 on August 15, 2012, 04:56:47 pm

so turned up at a house today did the front, opened the back gate only to see a man in his seventies lying there on his sun lounger starko!!!  :o :o :o :o :o :o  :-X

very awqard to say the least, first thing he says "fancy a coffee"  ;D ;D ;D

errmm yea ok thanks i say and off he pops to put the kettle on...

you really do see it all in this game lolz

Title: Re: Naked in the rain.
Post by: Blue Frog Systems on August 15, 2012, 05:19:48 pm

rain water showering

Title: Re: Naked in the rain.
Post by: A & J Owen Window Cleaning on August 15, 2012, 05:32:36 pm

you certainly do mate had a lady a few yrs ago lying there in the sun as you would do. with the whole lot out i was on the flat roof there was i nice view of the clee hills where i was  ;D ;D then the bloke came out and saw me and ordered the lady in saying the windowcleaner doesnt want to see them love  ;D ;D

Title: Re: Naked in the rain.
Post by: Dave66 on August 15, 2012, 10:17:01 pm

like nick ross used to say...dont have nightmares  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Naked in the rain.
Post by: G Griffin on August 15, 2012, 10:19:26 pm

Quote from: Dave66 on August 15, 2012, 04:56:47 pm

so turned up at a house today did the front, opened the back gate only to see a man in his seventies lying there on his sun lounger starko!!!  :o :o :o :o :o :o  :-X

very awqard to say the least, first thing he says "fancy a coffee"  ;D ;D ;D

errmm yea ok thanks i say and off he pops to put the kettle on...

you really do see it all in this game lolz

I wonder what he stirred it with.

Title: Re: Naked in the rain.
Post by: Dave66 on August 15, 2012, 11:34:34 pm

not his pecker, it was tiny  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Naked in the rain.
Post by: andrew hamshare on August 16, 2012, 09:16:39 am

The other day mrs h came out of the shower and shouted at me to shut the curtains in case the neighbours saw her naked. I told her that if they saw her they'd shut their own curtains.

Title: Re: Naked in the rain.
Post by: Elfyn on August 16, 2012, 02:49:33 pm

And is Mrs H still speaking to you??  ::)

Title: Re: Naked in the rain.
Post by: combat1 on August 16, 2012, 06:10:38 pm

finished a job today, putting my stuff back in the vehicke when I heard someone calling. Black girl in just a white towel 'how much do u charge'
I'm too old! left a leaflet and ran!

Title: Re: Naked in the rain.
Post by: sunshine windows on August 16, 2012, 07:04:15 pm

I've got a lovely old customer (82 I think) who does all his gardening starkers. The doctor told him to give it a go to help with a skin condition he had ages ago and he's not stopped doing it.

Title: Re: Naked in the rain.
Post by: Londoner on August 17, 2012, 09:07:53 am

Years ago I lived in South Harrow and the couple over the back of us were always out in the back garden starkers in the summer. No worries.
It was better when I was trad, you would see the occasional topless sunbather in the next doors gardens