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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: geefree on July 05, 2012, 11:51:20 pm

Title: All new housing contracts.
Post by: geefree on July 05, 2012, 11:51:20 pm
Hi,

 I have just been given the contracts to clean all new houses that are built in this country for the next 20 years.

Just letting you all know,  so you dont waste your time canvassing on new housing estates.

Because i have got them all .

Thanks.
Title: Re: All new housing contracts.
Post by: roundbuilder on July 05, 2012, 11:56:15 pm
your welcome to them. a lot of messers on those new builds.
Title: Re: All new housing contracts.
Post by: geefree on July 06, 2012, 12:00:29 am
Ta !
Title: Re: All new housing contracts.
Post by: d s windowcleaning on July 06, 2012, 12:53:33 am
hey up mate ,
                     if you want a load of new builds i will put your name forward to a large cleaning company .
                                                  dave
Title: Re: All new housing contracts.
Post by: dr clean on July 06, 2012, 08:05:27 am
time pathages tha knows  ;D
Title: Re: All new housing contracts.
Post by: d s windowcleaning on July 06, 2012, 12:30:43 pm
do you want me to pass your name on aswell dean ?
Title: Re: All new housing contracts.
Post by: dotty on July 06, 2012, 12:48:54 pm
ds will you text me your number old phone broke a wont that poll ryan
Title: Re: All new housing contracts.
Post by: AuRavelling79 on July 06, 2012, 05:19:24 pm
your welcome to them. a lot of messers on those new builds.

Too right! Here's how it goes:-

First clean (after six months of dust and muck build up "waiting for the builders to leave the estate") - minging job.

2nd clean goes ahead (climbing over locked gate once you've found which is the rear of their property) and you put slip thru' as they are at work.

They pay and write "please cancel until further notice"

Because:-


Mortgaged to the hilt in year one; fighting in year two; separated in year three.

Or

Mortgaged to the hilt in year one; banging out a baby in year two; no money for twenty five years until the kids leave home.

You know it's almost true!

 ;D
Title: Re: All new housing contracts.
Post by: Matthew JN on July 06, 2012, 05:30:35 pm
Well said Mick - those new build estates are not as good as people think for canvassing - alot of messers - even if you ignore the affordable phases of developments.   

Also the way the houses are built on plots these days its not a straight forward round the side gate on alot of these - you have to find your way through the rat runs first.

God only knows what these places will be like in 25 years time !
Title: Re: All new housing contracts.
Post by: Roy Cauldery on July 06, 2012, 05:56:22 pm
Hi,

 I have just been given the contracts to clean all new houses that are built in this country for the next 20 years.

Just letting you all know,  so you dont waste your time canvassing on new housing estates.

Because i have got them all .

Thanks.
Cr*p-I better give you all the details of the 10 I picked up ;D the other night-Dont wanna start standing on the guvners toes now do I?
Title: Re: All new housing contracts.
Post by: Londoner on July 06, 2012, 06:08:08 pm
most of the new builds round here are being built to house the sort of people who are never ever going to pay anyone to clean their windows .
Other things they are never going to do include, get a job, pay tax, use contraception.

Labour voters! I hate them
Title: Re: All new housing contracts.
Post by: roundbuilder on July 06, 2012, 06:10:01 pm
most of the new builds round here are being built to house the sort of people who are never ever going to pay anyone to clean their windows .
Other things they are never going to do include, get a job, pay tax, use contraception
exactly the same as around by me. all total messers and havnt a pot to p in. such a high cancelation rate on these.
Title: Re: All new housing contracts.
Post by: g.brookes on July 06, 2012, 08:13:44 pm
vince, the people youre talking about have never heard of the Labour party!
Title: Re: All new housing contracts.
Post by: GB Window Cleaning on July 06, 2012, 08:47:48 pm
your welcome to them. a lot of messers on those new builds.

Too right! Here's how it goes:-

First clean (after six months of dust and muck build up "waiting for the builders to leave the estate") - minging job.

2nd clean goes ahead (climbing over locked gate once you've found which is the rear of their property) and you put slip thru' as they are at work.

They pay and write "please cancel until further notice"

Because:-


Mortgaged to the hilt in year one; fighting in year two; separated in year three.

Or

Mortgaged to the hilt in year one; banging out a baby in year two; no money for twenty five years until the kids leave home.

You know it's almost true!

 ;D
damn right and well said! im only just learning this :)
Title: Re: All new housing contracts.
Post by: GB Window Cleaning on July 06, 2012, 08:49:15 pm
most of the new builds round here are being built to house the sort of people who are never ever going to pay anyone to clean their windows .
Other things they are never going to do include, get a job, pay tax, use contraception.

Labour voters! I hate them
  ;D lol
Title: Re: All new housing contracts.
Post by: dotty on July 06, 2012, 11:39:29 pm
labour my have done some bad things but would never vote for scum bags torries what weve got now is thatchers children what she did in her power has killed this country just look at gas and electic pricers people were fighting for 1.50 an hour jobs shes killed my village closing down children hart unit getting rid of army and major did a brill job when he was in power and what party did he belong to