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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: john stracey on June 24, 2012, 02:58:33 pm

Title: WFP explanation letter for custards.
Post by: john stracey on June 24, 2012, 02:58:33 pm
was something like this posted a while ago can't seem to find this anywhere anyone know cheers john
Title: Re: wfp explaination letter for custards.
Post by: bumper on June 24, 2012, 03:21:47 pm
something to do  with wfp prefer custard creams  to  Bourbon biscuit and traders prefer nice biscuites and rich tea its all down to dunking your biscuits.
 
Title: Re: wfp explaination letter for custards.
Post by: john stracey on June 24, 2012, 03:27:35 pm
thanks bumper :P :P
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Post by: SB Cleaning on June 24, 2012, 03:54:47 pm
send me an email i have got one :)
Title: Re: wfp explaination letter for custards.
Post by: john stracey on June 24, 2012, 04:42:05 pm
just sent it ;D
Title: Re: wfp explaination letter for custards.
Post by: Granny on June 24, 2012, 06:36:43 pm
Hi
Been thro' this recently - fretted for a while then followed concensus of opinion on here - don't bother - just do them - anyone asks - we use this new system now.
G.
Title: Re: wfp explaination letter for custards.
Post by: AuRavelling79 on June 24, 2012, 06:41:55 pm
Dear Mrs Custy,

As of next clean I will be using the WFP (bog brush on a stick with a garden hose squirting through the bristles) method to clean your windows.

This means that your frames will get done every time and not bumped like I used to until they were so minging I had to rearrange the dirt a bit. Your bathroom window, which we both knew I didn't do and you were too polite to say anything about will get done also.

You will moan about the windows being left wet and the water going everywhere ... I only care about this insofar as you might cancel and whinge to all your neighbours over coffee and I lose the whole street and so I will offer to do trad downstairs except when you are out for coffee at your neighbours and I will chance it in the hope you don't notice.

When I have enough custies to replace the "I hate that thing" moaners I will drop you like a hot potato. (And replace with 2 of course!)

Love and kisses,




Title: Re: wfp explaination letter for custards.
Post by: mister bit on June 24, 2012, 07:03:05 pm
don't tell them it's just window cleaning you're a window cleaner there windows will be cleaned
Title: Re: wfp explaination letter for custards.
Post by: Ian101 on June 24, 2012, 07:08:47 pm
Dont tell them just crack on

When the plasterers stopped using cow s hit and straw and switched over to plaster did they tell the customer ?

its called advancement

if they moan ask if they have a washing machine or do they still prefer to do it by hand ?

 ;)
Title: Re: wfp explaination letter for custards.
Post by: john stracey on June 24, 2012, 10:10:45 pm
all good comments lads, have been wfp for last 18 months without any real issues from custies, but now and again one is genuinely interested in the process, and i remember a really good explainitory letter covering everything, which would be good to give them just can't remember where i saw it.
Title: Re: wfp explaination letter for custards.
Post by: rosskesava on June 25, 2012, 01:15:59 am
Dear Mrs Custy,

As of next clean I will be using the WFP (bog brush on a stick with a garden hose squirting through the bristles) method to clean your windows.

This means that your frames will get done every time and not bumped like I used to until they were so minging I had to rearrange the dirt a bit. Your bathroom window, which we both knew I didn't do and you were too polite to say anything about will get done also.

You will moan about the windows being left wet and the water going everywhere ... I only care about this insofar as you might cancel and whinge to all your neighbours over coffee and I lose the whole street and so I will offer to do trad downstairs except when you are out for coffee at your neighbours and I will chance it in the hope you don't notice.

When I have enough custies to replace the "I hate that thing" moaners I will drop you like a hot potato. (And replace with 2 of course!)

Love and kisses,


That is so accurate. Especially the bit about when they're out I'll wfp the whole place.

 ;D