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UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Simon Moat on June 22, 2012, 09:39:51 pm

Title: New Business Venture
Post by: Simon Moat on June 22, 2012, 09:39:51 pm

Hi Guys,

Thought i'd just let you know of a new business venture i've decided to launch:


Adream Dictionaries


By simply purchasing one of the dictionaries through me you will have the power to post on here, or any other forum you may choose, without prejudice, all words spelt correctly, and should you look up 'punctuation' you will discover the delights of such mysteries as 'the comma', 'full stop', 'hypon', et all.

I must tell you that the dictionaries are available for a short time only for an offer price of £149.00, these dictionaries are also available at leading book shops for £14.99 but i'm adopting the Chris Cardell sales method.

Please hurry your order, with full payment, at your earliest opportunity to avoid disappointment.

Good luck, happy reading and happy posting.


Simon.

Title: Re: New Business Venture
Post by: AshWhite on June 22, 2012, 09:41:11 pm

I assume you mean "hyphen", and "et al"?

Title: Re: New Business Venture
Post by: Simon Moat on June 22, 2012, 09:43:43 pm

no, I mean hyphon and et all, i'm from Yorkshire.

Title: Re: New Business Venture
Post by: AshWhite on June 22, 2012, 09:47:32 pm

You mean "I'm from Yorkshire"?

Title: Re: New Business Venture
Post by: Shaun_Ashmore on June 22, 2012, 09:48:04 pm

And reetly sed Simon lad.

Shaun

Hear it see it say nowt, eat it sup it pay nowt - my favourite song