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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Barnes Wallis on June 22, 2012, 02:06:59 pm

Title: The cost and the mess of WFP
Post by: Barnes Wallis on June 22, 2012, 02:06:59 pm
Custard wrote letter dumping me today.  Claimed the reasons were the 'cost and the mess'.

Well it was ok for three years wasn't it, Mrs Idiot?
Title: Re: The cost and the mess of WFP
Post by: ben M on June 22, 2012, 02:17:34 pm
which mess?
Title: Re: The cost and the mess of WFP
Post by: Barnes Wallis on June 22, 2012, 02:55:56 pm
Good question.  Maybe it was the turd I left in her letter box.

I presume the water, but it's always been that way, obviously.
Title: Re: The cost and the mess of WFP
Post by: dazmond on June 22, 2012, 04:21:27 pm
is that pig her?quivering in disgust at the water dripping off her window sills?? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The cost and the mess of WFP
Post by: AuRavelling79 on June 22, 2012, 04:39:38 pm
Custard wrote letter dumping me today.  Claimed the reasons were the 'cost and the mess'.

Well it was ok for three years wasn't it, Mrs Idiot?

What she really means:-

Dear Barnes Wallis,

I am afraid I am in a bit of an emotional mess and have low-self esteem; I cannot afford the window cleaning any more but have to make up a face saving excuse. Therefore I will make myself feel better by pretending it is your fault when I cancel your services.

Thank you,





Mrs Idiot.
P.S. I also feel insecure when I see someone being successful at a menial job; it threatens my place in society, I hope you understand.
Title: Re: The cost and the mess of WFP
Post by: combat1 on June 22, 2012, 10:02:59 pm
Nice one Gold! and spot on.
Title: Re: The cost and the mess of WFP
Post by: Ian101 on June 23, 2012, 07:09:38 am
I had one cancel when I first swapped to WFP as she didnt like the noise of the dripping water ...wtf she did when it rained I will never know ??

Title: Re: The cost and the mess of WFP
Post by: simonr on June 23, 2012, 07:48:24 am
lmao i had one cancel cos she worked from home & didn't like the sound of the brush on the glass ???????  i said to her when she told me 'love if thats an excuse its a bad one'
Title: Re: The cost and the mess of WFP
Post by: Londoner on June 23, 2012, 02:29:16 pm
People often go to a lot of trouble to hide the real reasons for cancelling. One woman a few years back gave me some convoluted reason why she didn't want her windows done anymore. Neighbour later told me her husband had left her. You never really know 
Title: Re: The cost and the mess of WFP
Post by: keyser soze on June 23, 2012, 02:41:15 pm
fussy custies think that wfp is rubbish for a variety of reasons messy wet patios and pathways where the sun doesnt shine and stays wet all day. missing insect mess on the windows . i like wfp(cause its easy)  but i think custys appreciate the more effort and finese of a tradder .imo
Title: Re: The cost and the mess of WFP
Post by: EandM on June 23, 2012, 09:28:55 pm
Custard wrote letter dumping me today.  Claimed the reasons were the 'cost and the mess'.

Well it was ok for three years wasn't it, Mrs Idiot?

What she really means:-

Dear Barnes Wallis,

I am afraid I am in a bit of an emotional mess and have low-self esteem; I cannot afford the window cleaning any more but have to make up a face saving excuse. Therefore I will make myself feel better by pretending it is your fault when I cancel your services.

Thank you,





Mrs Idiot.
P.S. I also feel insecure when I see someone being successful at a menial job; it threatens my place in society, I hope you understand.


Psychology 101 - I like that  :)
Title: Re: The cost and the mess of WFP
Post by: LWC on June 24, 2012, 07:50:43 am
I also had one cancel because "my husband doesnt like the water you leave round the place" ... someone told me later shes skint  ;D