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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: dazmond on June 18, 2012, 10:09:55 pm
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went and did a bit of collecting tonight and one of my custies paid me then took me out in his porsche 911 turbo!RUDDY HELL!!i didnt think a car could go that fast!it was like a fairground ride!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
its on par with the mclaren i reckon!!ill put a pic up of me sat in it tomorrow!
oh and just to keep this post window cleaning based i picked up a new job off him as well!!
i honestly didnt think a car could go so fast!! :o :o :o
the acceleration was mind blowing!!500 brk horsepower!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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hope u got your webbed belt on in the piccy ;D
with a load of used sill cloths in ;D
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Does your custy fancy you Daz? :D
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(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1340054385_IMAG0769.jpg)
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you can just see a bit of my cougar on the right hand side of the pic!! ;) ;D ;D ;D
a bit windswept in this pic!!it certainly made me forget about my hayfever!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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get a haircut
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Unfortunately for your customer he won't be forgetting about your hayfever, you can see your snot custard all over the back seat if you look carefully.
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haha!!yeh need a haircut defo!!too busy working at the moment!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I once took one of my customers in my 911,
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Daz, the Porch may be fast but was wearing a crash helmet really necessary?
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(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1340054385_IMAG0769.jpg)
Boyracer ;D ;D
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I have a customer who's into Jaguars and he had an X-Type and an XK8 convertible at the time. As I'd recently driven my first Jag, an XJ8 and was blown away by how comfortable it was, I asked him if his XK8 rode like a proper Jaguar with it's 20 inch rims. Amazingly he gave me the keys and invited me to find out! Very nice car, only 300 bhp though, and as when I drive all convertibles it was the Winter and horribly cold - very kind of him though.
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i heard the best explanation ever of a 911 turbo when i asked one of my old bosses what his one was like, he said 'its like having a jet ski in a paddling pool'
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went and did a bit of collecting tonight and one of my custies paid me then took me out in his porsche 911 turbo!RUDDY HELL!!i didnt think a car could go that fast!it was like a fairground ride!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
its on par with the mclaren i reckon!!ill put a pic up of me sat in it tomorrow!
oh and just to keep this post window cleaning based i picked up a new job off him as well!!
i honestly didnt think a car could go so fast!! :o :o :o
the acceleration was mind blowing!!500 brk horsepower!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Awww man im jelous now daz ;D i want a custy with a porsche! no fair! :(
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Dude he's grooming you......... If a man takes you for a ride in
His sports car , he wants sex!!!!! Did ya parents never tell
You this pmsl
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Yeah, don't end up this guys bitch Dave!
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Dave? Sorry Daz..
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Small things ( niks gewoont)
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Did he offer you some sweets too.
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I once took one of my customers in my 911,
;D lol love it
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Daz, the Porch may be fast but was wearing a crash helmet really necessary?
;D
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What is it about you boys and fast cars?
You dont feel inadequate in any areas of your lives do you?
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Daz, the Porch may be fast but was wearing a crash helmet really necessary?
thinking of getting a new one myself but am worried the plans might get rejected
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Daz, the Porch may be fast but was wearing a crash helmet really necessary?
thinking of getting a new one myself but am worried the plans might get rejected
I must have deliberately dropped an 'E'.
I can recommend a good arkitect, though.
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kNoah?
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Daz, the Porch may be fast but was wearing a crash helmet really necessary?
thinking of getting a new one myself but am worried the plans might get rejected
I must have deliberately dropped an 'E'.
I can recommend a good arkitect, though.
;D
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sad lol. taking pics too ... oh my lawdy lord. ::)
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so are you saying lads if a customer offered to take you for a spin in a porsche and you had a bit of time on your hands you would refuse? ;D ;D ;D
i wouldnt get in the car with him again.140 mph is a bit fast on country lanes!! :o :o :o
i took the pic for my brothers 8 year old son.he loves sports cars at the moment!! ;D ;D ;D
ill be honest lads money and fast cars DOES NOT IMPRESS ME!!it was a buzz though but i bit TOO fast for me!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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One of our customers has a Jaguar XJ220 - Fantastic Car
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.....I'm with you Daz, fast cars dont do it for me......but its a good point....I struggle to look enthusiastic when customers show off something you wouldnt cross the street for.......their scatty Poodle.....their latest attempt at abstract sculpture.....their bottle top collection from trips to the West Country in the seventies with auntie...(no I'm not bored, i'm yawning cos i was up late last nite, honest)
New topic....whats the worst thing you've had to look interested in? decorating is the worst one for me....custie usually says "come and have a look, we've just done the lounge".....JEEEEZUSSS.......dark glasses please and I'm holding back the tears and crying inside with laughter ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D!!!!!!
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pete on some of my round its....."do you like my new hot tub?"........"here s a pic of our new holiday home in south of france/spain!!"........."do you like our new kitchen?".....yawn....yawn....!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
then its my turn!!ldo you like my gardiner SLX and carbon gooseneck,its a sill brush by the way love!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
they soon pay up and let me get on with the job when i mention wfp equipment!!! :D :D :D :D
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My eyes my eyes my eyes my eyes my eyes
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Pmsl he's softening you up daz (more like your bum hole)
I always imagined daz to look like a real life cartman. Sorry daz it's just how I imagined you. You do look like a jw though with your hair.
That car is so coooool ! (sorry daz couldn't resist)
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i wouldnt get in the car with him again.140 mph is a bit fast on country lanes!! :o :o :o
and he should have been reported to the police,fxcking idiot if hes driving that fast around country lanes. >:( >:( >:(
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i wouldnt get in the car with him again.140 mph is a bit fast on country lanes!! :o :o :o
and he should have been reported to the police,fxcking idiot if hes driving that fast around country lanes. >:( >:( >:(
cant help but agree, not saying ive never gone above limit (currently just got my 1st ticket) but on country lanes at that speed is ludicrous, im sure its fun, but people walking / horse etc on any number of blind bends doesent bode well at that speed, hope you were exagerating,
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it was a wide country lane and yes he was doing 140 mph.in fact he went from 60 mph to 140 mph in less than 5 seconds!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :o :o :o :o :o :o :o.
like ive already said i wont get in the car with him again!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
its easy to do 100 mph on the motorway in my car but i try and stick to the speed limits but dont always succeed!! ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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it was a wide country lane and yes he was doing 140 mph.in fact he went from 60 mph to 140 mph in less than 5 seconds!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :o :o :o :o :o :o :o.
like ive already said i wont get in the car with him again!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
its easy to do 100 mph on the motorway in my car but i try and stick to the speed limits but dont always succeed!! ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D
honestly not having a go, im sure it was fun, ( imust be getting old ;D), motorways you can see way ahead and make better judjements, country roads though are differant, that said (although never in a porshe ;D) id have done simillar when i was younger, (slower car - but worse brakes)
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;D lol when I was 17 I was in my freinds car, an austin maxi :o ...he was speeding through a lane and as we went over a smull humped bridge the car took off :o...he managed to stop within inches of a car coming the other way :o.... I crapped meself :o
so 140 in a lane :oOMG ;D ;D ;D
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sorry but 140 down a country lane. 60-140 in 5 seconds. your having a bubble aint ya?.
what sort of twat would do that on a lane????.
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he s raced at silverstone mate!very experienced driver but wouldnt get in again!!these porsches are VERY FAST!!! ;D ;D ;D
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sorry daz,but no excuses he is clearly a muppet and should have the book trown at him.
just cause he raced at silverstone doesnt make him a good driver.
driving that fast in country lanes,he doesnt know what around the corner,ie someone like me on a bike,BANG
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ditto
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i wouldnt get in the car with him again.140 mph is a bit fast on country lanes!! :o :o :o
;D ;D ;D 140 down country lanes, you don't want to make a habit of that exaggerating Daz ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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sorry daz,but no excuses he is clearly a muppet and should have the book trown at him.
just cause he raced at silverstone doesnt make him a good driver.
driving that fast in country lanes,he doesnt know what around the corner,ie someone like me on a bike,BANG
More like twenty of you 5 wide causing a bloody nuisance!!!!! They should make bikes have insurance and road tax. :P
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sorry daz,but no excuses he is clearly a muppet and should have the book trown at him.
just cause he raced at silverstone doesnt make him a good driver.
driving that fast in country lanes,he doesnt know what around the corner,ie someone like me on a bike,BANG
I agree, it's not funny when you're sat at traffic lights an a cyclist comes down the inside and whacks your mirror and just rides off.
That's not to say that I agree with numptys doing 140mph on ANY road.
More like twenty of you 5 wide causing a bloody nuisance!!!!! They should make bikes have insurance and road tax. :P
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why would i exaggerate matt?if you ve never been in a porsche turbo then you wont know how fast you can go in a few seconds!! ;D ;D
he accelerated up to 140 mph in a few seconds from 60 mph.this was not on a narrow country lane!he also did 60 mph around a roundabout.thats when i thought it was all gonna go wrong but the car just stuck like glue to the road.
remember this is a car that had 500 bhp!! :o :o :o :o :o
its not something i will do again.even if my brother buys one i wont go out in it if he drives like that.its scary that they even have cars this powerful on normal roads.
looks like my brother will be a millionaire in a few years the way he s going with his business so knowing him he will buy something similar like an aston martin!! ;) ;D ;D
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Now i know your bullpooping. 60mph on a roundabout Get real dazmond. I thought you spoke sence on here. Have you been drinking Again lol...
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cars like that can easily reach speeds of 140 in a few seconds at that bhp from 60 mph,not that i agree its the right thing to do though,
im sure most of us have been idiots on the road in the past me included,i use to race motorbikes in my sierra cosworth 400bhp years ago up to 160 mph,now think sometimes how easily it could of gone wrong,im lucky still be here,
daz that seems crazy tho 60 mph round a roundabout,i take it he didnt turn right on it ;D
understand why you wont get in again mad man
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why would i exaggerate matt?
ego?
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it was a fairly big roundabout(not a mini one lol!!)yep the porsche easily stuck like glue to the road.i felt like i was on the waltzers on the fair!! :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D.
ill stick to my cougar from now on which is a nice smooth cruiser with a bit of extra power under the bonnet for overtaking if i want to!! ;) ;D ;D
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An off we go, the usual suspects ganging up but now their doing it to Daz who in my opinion is one of the most honest and genuine posters on here, ive been in 911 turbos and ive raced against them, they will easily go round some roundabouts at 60mph, there 4 wheel drive some of them, i drive a scooby with 350hp that will give a 911 a good run for its money. There is a time and a place for high speed driving, mainly on the track but if one of you tell me youve never broke the speed limit then ill call you all liers as well. difference is a 911 turbo will stop from 140 quicker than a mondeo will stop from 60
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i love it. just a nice pic of someone having the chance riding in a porsche turns into a full blown stupid argument. only a load of bored and bitter windows cleaners could do this
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My daddy is a policeman his better than you na nana ??? ??? ??? ???.
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Dazmond...
Professor Brian Cox called.. He wants his hair back ;D
Good to put a face to the name :)
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if you think they are fast you should try having a brother with a nissan GTR !! WOW 0-60mph in 3.5 seconds, top speed of 205mph... its fair to say i left my boxers in his car haha
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its a brave or deluded man who puts a picture up
sporting a chris waddle mullet ;D
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if you think they are fast you should try having a brother with a nissan GTR !! WOW 0-60mph in 3.5 seconds, top speed of 205mph... its fair to say i left my boxers in his car haha
Pure muscle car!!! You just know if one is beside you at the lights, dont even bother to try and race it! Stunning cars
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Wish my customers took me out in their cars! All they ever want to do is for me to take them out in the Ferrari!!!!!! ;D
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if you think they are fast you should try having a brother with a nissan GTR !! WOW 0-60mph in 3.5 seconds, top speed of 205mph... its fair to say i left my boxers in his car haha
Pure muscle car!!! You just know if one is beside you at the lights, dont even bother to try and race it! Stunning cars
he had a Audi rs4 before it and even they are fast but no comparison ... I earge anyone who thinks there card fast to go in a Nissan GTR lol! It's the 8th fastest car around the nurberg ring!