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UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: garyhumphreys on June 15, 2012, 05:33:22 pm

Title: Carpet cleaner caught w***ing in custy house
Post by: garyhumphreys on June 15, 2012, 05:33:22 pm

Saw this on twitter today - shameful

http://t.co/aNHFn2cD
Title: Re: Carpet cleaner caught w***ing in custy house
Post by: Warren Aldridge on June 15, 2012, 05:58:02 pm
Bloody porty pushers for ya ey


LOL, brave man, almost fake
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Post by: markpowell on June 15, 2012, 06:00:11 pm
Whats the problem  :P
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Post by: Steven Lawrence on June 15, 2012, 06:00:56 pm
only 2 mins!! did that inc the fAg? ;D on a serious note, this sounds amusing at first, but when you watch it, its actually worrying! plus, it can make you go blind.....apparently...  :-X
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Post by: Warren Aldridge on June 15, 2012, 06:04:14 pm
I'm just saying....

But if I were him, I'd get an ipad and a chair for the van.  :-X
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Post by: bennymon on June 15, 2012, 06:05:54 pm
that job is gonna take a bloody long time 35 mins and he hasnt even set up  ;D
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Post by: Mike Halliday on June 15, 2012, 06:09:40 pm
no wonder its taking so long....... he's too busy sniffing  dirty knickers out of the laundry basket :o :o
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Post by: derek west on June 15, 2012, 06:17:01 pm
well at least he pre vacced.  ;D
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Post by: Billy Russell on June 15, 2012, 06:18:12 pm
well at least he pre vacced.  ;D

and pre sprayed in the laundry basket!  ;D
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Post by: AshWhite on June 15, 2012, 06:20:02 pm
What an absolute idiot.











Everyone knows its better if you sit on your hand to make it numb first.
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Post by: John Milnes on June 15, 2012, 06:54:40 pm
Goodness me how disturbing.... ???

on the other hand I once went into a reputable well known local buisness to clean the carpets of the living accomodation.

The two people who were employed and lived in the accomodation were a young couple. She was, an extremely attractive woman.
In the the lounge was a large picture (photo) of her and another woman. The picture was her naked lying down and being screwed with a strapon by another woman! Nothing left to the imagination.

All I can say I was mistified  ;D
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Post by: Garyj on June 15, 2012, 07:06:20 pm
Masterbate and Switch technique.
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Post by: benny d on June 15, 2012, 08:06:09 pm
It could have been worse.
What would have happened if Fido the dog been there...  :o
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Post by: AshWhite on June 15, 2012, 08:07:39 pm
Masterbate and Switch technique.

 ;D
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Post by: Russ Chadd on June 15, 2012, 09:19:48 pm
Masterbate and Switch technique.

Thats the one!!! great!!
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Post by: Simon Gerrard on June 16, 2012, 07:35:10 am
Certainly not something to be sniffed at  ;D
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Post by: John Kelly on June 16, 2012, 09:43:05 am
They didn't mention if they were happy with the clean ::)
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Post by: Shaun_Ashmore on June 16, 2012, 11:00:42 am
Must have been using a glide if they were doing it one handed.

Shaun
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Post by: Simon Gerrard on June 16, 2012, 11:39:55 am
They didn't mention if they were happy with the clean ::)

They must have been because they asked him to 'come again.' ;D
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Post by: steven Banks on June 16, 2012, 01:58:41 pm
I rekon it's the worlds famous carpet cleaning company looking at that machine.  ;D
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Post by: tony bish on June 16, 2012, 02:06:34 pm
Is this site a wind up ,couldnt take it bloody seriously to be honest ,especially the way the presenter was reporting on it as if it was the New Zealand equivilant of BBC watchdog and not a smirk on her face .Pinch of salt comes to mind .
Mind you I did have a mate of mine on a job once that was taken short and made a mad dash to the toilet when the customer left ,with which unbeknown to my mate she then came back in and started talking to me about job and how long it would take ,with which the customer and I were both treated to the biggest loudest  botty farting and poope splashing you have ever heard coming from her bathroom ,then him shouting at me over the anal din "Did she leave us a tip then " with which I replied red faced "errr no " and then the immortal words which still haunt me to this day he said  "bloody tight fisted cow ".She looked straight at me and carried on talking while I stood there straight faced wishing the ground would open up and swallow me ...needless to say I nearly wrapped my stretcher round my mates head when he eventually exited the afformentioned trap .  You live and learn !!!!
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Post by: Peter Sweeney on June 16, 2012, 03:49:26 pm
Is this connected to Marks post about white marks in the carpet?
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Post by: AshWhite on June 16, 2012, 03:59:33 pm
I wonder what the OP was searching for when he came across this (no pun intended)?
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Post by: garyhumphreys on June 16, 2012, 07:25:31 pm
Yikes busted Lol
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Post by: Craigp on June 16, 2012, 07:54:49 pm
listen to this guys commentary on it, Hilarious! especially what he says at the end, lmao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQYTdn-PNP0
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Post by: Adam P on June 19, 2012, 11:28:36 pm
wow what a boring fake video. i don't get the point of it as it's all completely fake
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Post by: Garyj on June 19, 2012, 11:34:29 pm
wow what a boring fake video. i don't get the point of it as it's all completely fake

Won't argue with you on this one, its your area of expertise.