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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: keyser soze on May 04, 2012, 06:23:22 pm

Title: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: keyser soze on May 04, 2012, 06:23:22 pm
its time for the queen to stop messing and give alex gardiner a t least a knighthood
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: Tom White on May 04, 2012, 06:27:03 pm
Andrew, you need to draft a citation for Alex's knighthood.  Google for examples if you need help.
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: Steve_c on May 04, 2012, 06:27:12 pm
get a life mate, the pubs are open.
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: keyser soze on May 04, 2012, 06:29:00 pm
get a life mate, the pubs are open.

just a bit of fun pal . if the pubs open why you on here
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: Steve_c on May 04, 2012, 06:29:46 pm
Iam in 5.
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: richardlingard on May 04, 2012, 06:30:38 pm
it will have tyo be lord im afraid as there can only be one Sir Alex !
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: keyser soze on May 04, 2012, 06:34:46 pm
it will have tyo be lord im afraid as there can only be one Sir Alex !


oh yes i forgot
lord alex. its got a ring to it .... i d do anything for a discount/ freebie
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: keyser soze on May 04, 2012, 06:36:56 pm
get a life mate, the pubs are open.


i dont like the pub people keep taking the mickey out of me being a window cleaner
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: gary999 on May 04, 2012, 06:47:43 pm
get a life mate, the pubs are open.


i dont like the pub people keep taking the mickey out of me being a window cleaner

dont go into pubs then ;D
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: PurefectWindowCleaning on May 04, 2012, 06:50:35 pm
it will have tyo be lord im afraid as there can only be one Sir Alex !


^^^^What he said^^^^
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: Window Washers on May 05, 2012, 04:25:21 pm
get a life mate, the pubs are open.


i dont like the pub people keep taking the mickey out of me being a window cleaner
just smile at the when you buy them a pint I do  ;D
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: Pittmonkey on May 05, 2012, 08:52:51 pm
He deserves sod all.

Cos I got sod all with my new pole and shipping order. :'(

Now I've got to go to B&Q and buy some new stanley blades.

 ;)
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: P @ F on May 05, 2012, 09:11:04 pm
Dont worry pittmonkey , i used mine once and the bloody clamp broke !   ;D

Rich
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: keyser soze on May 05, 2012, 09:24:30 pm
Dont worry pittmonkey , i used mine once and the bloody clamp broke !   ;D

Rich

same here. but at least i got a 2nd one and im a bit careful with that one. not using it on the larger hoses
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: P @ F on May 05, 2012, 09:37:50 pm
Andrew its only meant for pole hose dude not your garden hose !

Rich
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: sparkleglass on May 05, 2012, 10:09:48 pm
go to work and get your tongue out of his ass  ;D
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: keyser soze on May 05, 2012, 10:12:14 pm
its a bit late to get to work. boss
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: keyser soze on May 05, 2012, 10:13:52 pm
Andrew its only meant for pole hose dude not your garden hose !

Rich



well, i know that now ;D ;D
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: rosskesava on May 05, 2012, 11:15:34 pm
Alex who?  ???
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: Slash on May 06, 2012, 03:10:27 pm
go to work and get your tongue out of his ass  ;D
Thats exactly what I was thinking ;D ;D
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: david moss on May 06, 2012, 10:08:01 pm
I think we should have separate section on the forum for sir Alex where we can ask questions about his equipment and lavish praise on him
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: rosskesava on May 06, 2012, 10:24:11 pm
Sorry but I just don't get all this?

Who is Alex?
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: G Griffin on May 06, 2012, 11:18:56 pm
I think we should have separate section on the forum for sir Alex where we can ask questions about his equipment and lavish praise on him

Gardiner's Question Time?
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: Tom White on May 06, 2012, 11:21:57 pm
Who is Alex?

Heretic!!!!

 >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: sparkleglass on May 06, 2012, 11:42:19 pm
Alex must be something to do with man u  ;D
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: keyser soze on May 06, 2012, 11:53:52 pm
alex gardiner the maker of the rolls royce of water fed poles and t'other stuff he sells. 
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: CLEANCARE WC on May 07, 2012, 12:00:40 pm
Who is Alex?

Heretic!!!!

 >:( >:( >:( >:(

 ;D
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: CLEANCARE WC on May 07, 2012, 05:25:39 pm
Neither call anyone lord or father, for one is your father God.

*coughs up a bible
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: BVC on May 07, 2012, 06:26:25 pm
In 1992 a crack commando was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit.

This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the los angeles underground.

Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune.

If you need a pole, if no one elses pole can help, and if you can find him,

maybe you can hire..."the A-Man." Daa Daa Daa, Da Da Daa.  ;D
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: Llaaww on May 07, 2012, 06:46:21 pm
I think we should have separate section on the forum for sir Alex where we can ask questions about his equipment and lavish praise on him

Gardiner's Question Time?

 :D :D
Title: Re: should it be sir alex or lord alex
Post by: keyser soze on May 07, 2012, 09:53:07 pm
In 1992 a crack commando was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit.

This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the los angeles underground.

Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune.

If you need a pole, if no one elses pole can help, and if you can find him,

maybe you can hire..."the A-Man." Daa Daa Daa, Da Da Daa.  ;D



 ;D