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Title: Gardener Tattoo
Post by: david moss on April 25, 2012, 08:16:30 pm
Has anyone got a tattoo of the Gardiners logo, was thinking of getting one done think it would look really cool
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Post by: Halfadaylee on April 25, 2012, 08:19:16 pm
I have one but its too light
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Post by: elite mike on April 25, 2012, 08:19:33 pm
where are you getting it done  ;D
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Post by: Smudgeoff Cleaning Services on April 25, 2012, 08:34:30 pm
Surely not on the pole  ;D ;D
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Post by: magic moments on April 25, 2012, 08:41:04 pm
Have it on the right bicep
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Post by: david moss on April 25, 2012, 08:44:18 pm
I was thinking just a small tat on my arm
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Post by: Blue Frog Systems on April 25, 2012, 08:48:06 pm
OH MY FLUFFING GOD ..... please for the love of god (*note other god likes are avalible) tell me you are being serious please as i wouldnt be able to stop laughing if this was a wind up
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Post by: elite mike on April 25, 2012, 08:51:09 pm
superlite on the nob  ;D  no way
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Post by: Blue Frog Systems on April 25, 2012, 08:54:13 pm
Mine would have to have an extreme !!! ;D
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Post by: Bay View WCS on April 25, 2012, 08:57:22 pm
I've got BRDEX tattooed across me bum!  ;D
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Post by: keyser soze on April 25, 2012, 09:00:58 pm
i want a gardiners tatoo as well... im in
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Post by: Cliff perkins on April 25, 2012, 09:02:10 pm
Oh dear  :o :o
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Post by: Blue Frog Systems on April 25, 2012, 09:06:07 pm
Wonder if Alex has one ?

What you guys actuall mean (though you dont realise) is that you like the font
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Post by: Steve_c on April 25, 2012, 09:10:17 pm
I got one ages ago, Super max and my Hampton wick.  ;D
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Post by: Steve Sed on April 25, 2012, 09:15:44 pm
I thought it was a joke, but then I looked at his recent posts.  :o
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Post by: david moss on April 25, 2012, 09:17:15 pm
Don't know why everyone is having a go why would you not want to celebrate someone who has made all our lives better
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Post by: H S and Son on April 25, 2012, 09:22:02 pm
I got one ages ago, Super max and my Hampton wick.  ;D

You should have a GXTEL MINI, cos your missus yours is minuscule and whippy  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Matt - aquatec on April 25, 2012, 09:22:23 pm
Pushing down all day and wet to the bones allay... Read this thread and almost wet myself laughing.... Yer right though them their poles are something special... Everyone should have one....

Have fun all....
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Post by: KS Cleaning on April 25, 2012, 09:41:07 pm
I've got BRDEX tattooed across me bum!  ;D
They're sh#te right enough ;D
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Post by: Blue Frog Systems on April 25, 2012, 09:53:29 pm
I would like to thank the following people for making my life easier by having a tattoo with there names on... here is what i have come up so far

1) Alexander Graham Bell made my life easier - or we wouldnt have mobiles and i'd have to write a letter to my customers each time i wanted them to leave the gate unlocked

2) Sir John Harrington - for inventing the toilet so i dont have to find some woodland to go dig a hole in when i needed a crap

3) Satori Kato - a jap who invented instant coffee

4) the unknown person who figured out how to test for chlamydia when i found out about a dirty X (luckily i didnt have it, but set my mind at ease)

5) Emile Peugeot - for registering peugeot as a buisness in 1858 or i wouldnt have the van im driving about today in

6) all them cavemen - without them i wouldnt be who i am today

get the drift ?

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Post by: ♠Winp®oClean♠ on April 25, 2012, 10:09:05 pm
superlite on the nob  ;D  no way

It would have to be just "sl" for me Mike! :-[  even lower case!
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Post by: Blue Frog Systems on April 25, 2012, 10:11:49 pm
typical yorkshire man ;D
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Post by: poleman on April 25, 2012, 11:42:54 pm
I can honestly say, I have been a member of this forum for over 9 years now....this has to be saddest post I have every read....Gardener tattoo....someone really needs to get a life  :o
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Post by: G Griffin on April 25, 2012, 11:59:17 pm
It's a wind up.
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Post by: poleman on April 26, 2012, 12:18:50 am
It's a wind up.

But is it  ;D
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Post by: Gary nee on April 26, 2012, 12:33:12 am
I'll get one too david, however I'm going to wait till may/June incase a better pole comes along.

Then I can have

Unger logo
Or ? Or ?
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Post by: DaveG on April 26, 2012, 07:48:21 am
I can honestly say, I have been a member of this forum for over 9 years now....this has to be saddest post I have every read....Gardener tattoo....someone really needs to get a life  :o

Tell everyone what youve got tattood  on your back Andy  ;D
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Post by: Dave Willis on April 26, 2012, 07:53:03 am
You could have 'polarvac' tattooed on it. After all that's for suckers. 
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Post by: DaveG on April 26, 2012, 08:01:30 am
I know a gay window cleaner with "Bum Gardener" tattooed on his lower back
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Post by: wfp master on April 26, 2012, 04:19:16 pm
I'll get one too david, however I'm going to wait till may/June incase a better pole comes along.

Then I can have

DUnger logo
Or ? Or ?
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Post by: Gary nee on April 26, 2012, 06:47:09 pm
I might even have varitech streamline extel Eco pole put on my member, not sure.
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Post by: Steve Sed on April 26, 2012, 06:54:44 pm
I might even have varitech streamline extel Eco pole put on my member, not sure.

I doubt there are tatooists that skilled. Maybe best to with just "eco"
Title: Re: Gardener Tattoo
Post by: mark mids on April 26, 2012, 07:08:04 pm
if its ok for some chef to have a tattoo of boris johnson on his leg then its ok if you have your tattoo, gho ahead mate go get that ink !
I might have one done with alexs face  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Rogue Trader on April 26, 2012, 07:16:52 pm
funny you should mention it cos i got a tattoo on my nob too its says pfrdm when flacid but on a good night out in Grimsby it works wonders
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Post by: rg1 on April 26, 2012, 08:15:19 pm
funny you should mention it cos i got a tattoo on my nob too its says pfrdm when flacid but on a good night out in Grimsby it works wonders

Didn't know there was such a thing as 'A good night out in Grimsby'  ;)
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Post by: Rogue Trader on April 26, 2012, 08:17:47 pm
you obviously havent got the right tattoos ;D
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Post by: Steve Sed on April 26, 2012, 08:49:23 pm
funny you should mention it cos i got a tattoo on my nob too its says pfrdm when flacid but on a good night out in Grimsby it works wonders

Didn't know there was such a thing as 'A good night out in Grimsby'  ;)

Never heard of a fish supper?
Title: Re: Gardener Tattoo
Post by: david moss on April 29, 2012, 07:26:33 pm
Had it done Saturday morning on my back, it's a bit sore at the moment but I will try to post a photo in the week, who's going to be next to show their appreciation to the great man
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Post by: Halfadaylee on April 29, 2012, 07:29:06 pm
When you look at in the mirror does it read tnuc?
Art
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Post by: G Griffin on April 29, 2012, 10:24:34 pm
Had it done Saturday morning on my back, it's a bit sore at the moment but I will try to post a photo in the week, who's going to be next to show their appreciation to the great man

Who's the great Gardener man? Alan Titchmarsh?
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Post by: Gary nee on April 30, 2012, 09:15:12 am
Can't wait to see the photo David , I'm going to get the wonderfull gardiners logo totoo'd too, however I will hold off till the end of the month, just in case.

BUt I've decided on clx on my left fist and slx on the other, I think that'll look great while holding the pole.

Then the logo on my calf, will look great when I'm wearing shorts, and will all hopefully act as a great advert for them.
Title: Re: Gardener Tattoo
Post by: david moss on April 30, 2012, 09:52:26 am
If you had Alexs pole tattooed on the top of your leg, people would say to you are you pleased to see me or is that a gardiner pole in your pocket
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Post by: G Griffin on April 30, 2012, 09:56:12 am
Norwich got a bit of a beating at the weekend, eh, Gary?
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Post by: DaveG on April 30, 2012, 10:47:26 am
When you look at in the mirror does it read tnuc?
Art

 ;D
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Post by: AuRavelling79 on April 30, 2012, 05:24:02 pm
Can't wait to see the photo David , I'm going to get the wonderfull gardiners logo totoo'd too, however I will hold off till the end of the month, just in case.

BUt I've decided on clx on my left fist and slx on the other, I think that'll look great while holding the pole.

Then the logo on my calf, will look great when I'm wearing shorts, and will all hopefully act as a great advert for them.

I'm calling the RSPCA!
Title: Re: Gardener Tattoo
Post by: BVC on April 30, 2012, 05:59:39 pm
Come on Alex, put a stop to this insanity  :o  Smack his bum and send him his free brush


BVC.