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Title: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: Dave Willis on March 16, 2012, 07:49:14 am
Not one to brag, but I regularly hit £495 every day of the week on my own but yesterday I topped the magic £500.
Started at 9 am and worked solid untill 4pm with only half an hour for lunch break. I'm setting my targets now for £600 a day. I think it's easily achievable in the next two months particularly since I earned £520 yesterday without really trying.
As I said I don't like to brag, I just like to plaster my earnings over a public forum because it makes people feel great and goes to show what can be achieved and tells all my competitors just how brilliant I am.
Hope this helps.
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: Frankybadboy on March 16, 2012, 07:51:40 am
is that all,lazy git ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: bad trippy on March 16, 2012, 07:54:59 am
Frank earns a grand a day
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: mlscontractcleaner on March 16, 2012, 07:55:43 am
Wow; you're on £130k per year as a sole trader; you must have fast hands :-\
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: David Lingard on March 16, 2012, 07:57:42 am
Mark,

your cock is much, much bigger than mine
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: Dave Willis on March 16, 2012, 07:58:14 am
Wow; you're on £130k per year as a sole trader; you must have fast hands :-\

No I don't earn that much a year - I haven't got a full round yet.
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: mlscontractcleaner on March 16, 2012, 08:01:17 am
That makes it worse; you've not been doing it long enough to have a full round yet you're still doing the work of two men ;D
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: Ian101 on March 16, 2012, 08:04:32 am
ha thats nothing .... I regularly do £500.55p and only take 19.5 minutes for lunch  ;D
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: Dave Willis on March 16, 2012, 08:07:42 am
It's just 'Mind Over Matter' once I get into the zone I can bang out my work all day long.
Mind Over Matter - I don't mind and the customers don't matter.
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: Dave Willis on March 16, 2012, 08:11:57 am
I had lot's more work last year and was well into the vat bracket but I smacked my head on the van door just before my tax return was due - I forgot where £80,0000 worth of work went. It's coming back slowly. I might need to employ soon 'cos I need someone to carry my ego.
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: bobplum on March 16, 2012, 08:24:09 am
Not one to brag, but I regularly hit £495 every day of the week on my own but yesterday I topped the magic £500.
Started at 9 am and worked solid untill 4pm with only half an hour for lunch break. I'm setting my targets now for £600 a day. I think it's easily achievable in the next two months particularly since I earned £520 yesterday without really trying.
As I said I don't like to brag, I just like to plaster my earnings over a public forum because it makes people feel great and goes to show what can be achieved and tells all my competitors just how brilliant I am.
Hope this helps.


how many houses ???
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: Tom White on March 16, 2012, 08:24:53 am
Not one to brag, but I regularly hit £495 every day of the week on my own but yesterday I topped the magic £500.
Started at 9 am and worked solid untill 4pm with only half an hour for lunch break. I'm setting my targets now for £600 a day. I think it's easily achievable in the next two months particularly since I earned £520 yesterday without really trying.
As I said I don't like to brag, I just like to plaster my earnings over a public forum because it makes people feel great and goes to show what can be achieved and tells all my competitors just how brilliant I am.
Hope this helps.


how many houses ???

Mark's winding.

It's a 'Wah!'.
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: Dave Willis on March 16, 2012, 08:31:38 am
Just under forty houses yesterday. Can't stop now got to get out there!
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: andyM on March 16, 2012, 08:38:50 am
Just under forty houses yesterday. Can't stop now got to get out there!

All done with a builders bucket and squeegee from the pound shop and a beer towel.  :o
Go WFP.
You will do twice that amount.  ;) ;D
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: ben M on March 16, 2012, 08:57:25 am
Just under forty houses yesterday. Can't stop now got to get out there!
same steet?
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: Tom White on March 16, 2012, 12:09:24 pm
Just under forty houses yesterday. Can't stop now got to get out there!
same steet?

Wah!
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: Dave Willis on March 16, 2012, 12:11:52 pm
I am wfp - that's how I make so much money! It's the particular system I have that is soo fast. I have a 1000l tank that lasts me all day and Gardiners extreme poles. I don't even get tired.
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: hilland on March 16, 2012, 12:19:36 pm
I had lot's more work last year and was well into the vat bracket but I smacked my head on the van door just before my tax return was due - I forgot where £80,0000 worth of work went. It's coming back slowly. I might need to employ soon 'cos I need someone to carry my ego.

is that cos u have a big head
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: Dave Willis on March 16, 2012, 12:20:04 pm
Just under forty houses yesterday. Can't stop now got to get out there!
same steet?

Wah!

I don't know what Wah is but for those who don't believe me, you can come round my house and I'll show you my work sheets!
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: DaveG on March 16, 2012, 12:36:48 pm
Think how much you would earn if you had an Ironics system  :D
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: ben M on March 16, 2012, 12:43:17 pm
mark,

same street or not?
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: Lee GLS on March 16, 2012, 12:55:49 pm
mark,

same street or not?


Some people believe anything  :o ;)
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: ben M on March 16, 2012, 01:27:57 pm
mark,

same street or not?


Some people believe anything  :o ;)
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if it is the same street( 40 houses), it is possible, otherwise i don't believe him!
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: squeegee master on March 16, 2012, 02:33:18 pm
this forum is full of bullpoopters and braggers  :o its very boring hearing how much money people are making. well f***ing done m8
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: dotty on March 16, 2012, 02:42:07 pm
all that money and still drives a corsa with no tax or test give me post code
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: KS Cleaning on March 16, 2012, 02:43:51 pm
this forum is full of bullpoopters and braggers  :o its very boring hearing how much money people are making. well f***ing done m8
And full of gullable people as well ;D
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: herbiefatboy on March 16, 2012, 03:23:21 pm
why o why do people come on here to tell everyone what they can earn in a day soon they will be posting that they have seen a lot of new window cleaners starting up?
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: Lee GLS on March 16, 2012, 03:33:18 pm
Does nobody get that this is all just a windup? Wake up people
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: gr cleaning solutions on March 16, 2012, 03:54:43 pm
If I was doing that much a day I would only be working Monday to Wednesday.and have the rest off the week off.
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: Dave Willis on March 16, 2012, 03:57:11 pm
Bad day today - ran out of work! Came home for an early lunch then luckily the phone rang and i picked up a massive commercial job that had to be done this afternoon. Only made £420 today. Swings and roundabouts I suppose.
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: sham33 on March 16, 2012, 04:00:58 pm
No wonder i've never seen so many new window cleaners driving around with ladders on the family car with posts like this. :-\
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: Jackal on March 16, 2012, 04:06:59 pm
Bad day today - ran out of work! Came home for an early lunch then luckily the phone rang and i picked up a massive commercial job that had to be done this afternoon. Only made £420 today. Swings and roundabouts I suppose.


mark, we still doing that £600 job tomorrow morning mate then weatherspoons bout 11.30am to wind down
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: elite mike on March 16, 2012, 04:18:34 pm
its all that medication your on dave i mean mark  ;)
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: Dave Willis on March 16, 2012, 04:18:54 pm
Don't work Saturdays  ???
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: Frankybadboy on March 16, 2012, 04:29:51 pm
Don't work Saturdays  ???
you work that hard and you still cant get in that lyrca ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: Sean Dyer on March 16, 2012, 06:51:21 pm
I did 601 today so up yours :)

Even with a hose ban i will just run up ladders really fast and earn the same
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: Jackal on March 16, 2012, 07:10:42 pm
I did 601 today so up yours :)

Even with a hose ban i will just run up ladders really fast and earn the same


doubt thats true sean,iv never heard of a windy earning more than me an iv been in the game 60 years
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: Frankybadboy on March 16, 2012, 09:25:53 pm
well i done £85 today.and i didnt work hard and was sat in the cafe for dinner at 12,then fxxk it,its friday and went home.

had a lovely afternoon at home.

Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: rosskesava on March 16, 2012, 09:54:15 pm
I came home with 2/6d today.

I found it while doing a builders clean.
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: Richard Shepherd on March 16, 2012, 10:10:29 pm
Not one to brag, but I regularly hit £495 every day of the week on my own but yesterday I topped the magic £500.
Started at 9 am and worked solid untill 4pm with only half an hour for lunch break. I'm setting my targets now for £600 a day. I think it's easily achievable in the next two months particularly since I earned £520 yesterday without really trying.
As I said I don't like to brag, I just like to plaster my earnings over a public forum because it makes people feel great and goes to show what can be achieved and tells all my competitors just how brilliant I am.
Hope this helps.

Not one to brag, but you did ???

I hate these willy waving posts.....
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: Lee GLS on March 16, 2012, 10:14:44 pm
Not one to brag, but I regularly hit £495 every day of the week on my own but yesterday I topped the magic £500.
Started at 9 am and worked solid untill 4pm with only half an hour for lunch break. I'm setting my targets now for £600 a day. I think it's easily achievable in the next two months particularly since I earned £520 yesterday without really trying.
As I said I don't like to brag, I just like to plaster my earnings over a public forum because it makes people feel great and goes to show what can be achieved and tells all my competitors just how brilliant I am.
Hope this helps.

Not one to brag, but you did ???

I hate these willy waving posts.....


For goodness sake HE IS JOKING, how do you people not see he is on the wind up.
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: gary999 on March 16, 2012, 10:20:53 pm
this forum is full of mongs ;D
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: ben M on March 16, 2012, 10:22:43 pm
Not one to brag, but I regularly hit £495 every day of the week on my own but yesterday I topped the magic £500.
Started at 9 am and worked solid untill 4pm with only half an hour for lunch break. I'm setting my targets now for £600 a day. I think it's easily achievable in the next two months particularly since I earned £520 yesterday without really trying.
As I said I don't like to brag, I just like to plaster my earnings over a public forum because it makes people feel great and goes to show what can be achieved and tells all my competitors just how brilliant I am.
Hope this helps.

Not one to brag, but you did ???

I hate these willy waving posts.....


For goodness sake HE IS JOKING, how do you people not see he is on the wind up.
really?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: Tom White on March 16, 2012, 10:24:33 pm
this forum is full of mongs ;D

When you point a finger, Gary, you get three pointed back.

Both literally and metaphorically speaking.
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: Lee GLS on March 16, 2012, 10:27:36 pm

For goodness sake HE IS JOKING, how do you people not see he is on the wind up.
really?  ;D ;D

mark,

same street or not?


You got sucked in too!!!!
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: ben M on March 16, 2012, 10:53:44 pm
same street it could have been possible!  ;)
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: stuart mc on March 16, 2012, 10:59:29 pm
this forum is full of mongs ;D

it is about time you started sending banjo's out free of charge ;D
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: gary999 on March 16, 2012, 11:07:14 pm
this forum is full of mongs ;D

When you point a finger, Gary, you get three pointed back.

Both literally and metaphorically speaking.

its the finger from above! ;D
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: gary999 on March 16, 2012, 11:11:25 pm
this forum is full of mongs ;D

it is about time you started sending banjo's out free of charge ;D

stuart mate to many mongs and not enough time! ;D

definately not enough banjos :)
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: stuart mc on March 16, 2012, 11:21:07 pm
this forum is full of mongs ;D

it is about time you started sending banjo's out free of charge ;D

stuart mate to many mongs and not enough time! ;D

definately not enough banjos :)

we should start a charity banjos for mongs £3 a month helps a mong get help, and in return they get a photo and letter now and then and maybe a cd of the banjo
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: gary999 on March 16, 2012, 11:23:54 pm
this forum is full of mongs ;D

it is about time you started sending banjo's out free of charge ;D

stuart mate to many mongs and not enough time! ;D

definately not enough banjos :)

we should start a charity banjos for mongs £3 a month helps a mong get help, and in return they get a photo and letter now and then and maybe a cd of the banjo

and on special occasions a visit to a banjo factory

youknow it could work :)

lmfao :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: stuart mc on March 16, 2012, 11:30:45 pm
this forum is full of mongs ;D

it is about time you started sending banjo's out free of charge ;D

stuart mate to many mongs and not enough time! ;D

definately not enough banjos :)

we should start a charity banjos for mongs £3 a month helps a mong get help, and in return they get a photo and letter now and then and maybe a cd of the banjo

and on special occasions a visit to a banjo factory

youknow it could work :)

lmfao :D :D :D :D

how should we be mark ettening it ;D facebook campaign maybe, or just start with window forums, as they are full of potential banjo players
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: rosskesava on March 17, 2012, 01:01:39 am
Where can I buy banjo's wholesale?

I'm sure I could sell plenty on this forum and make a profit even with the proposed charges.



ps The half crown I found today. It's worth nothing.  :-[   Where's my banjo? I'm sure I could play something to sing along to like 'and I could walk 500 pounds and I could walk 500 more.......'


Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: windowswashed on March 17, 2012, 04:26:28 am
Well done  :)

Almost as helpful as passers by telling you that you've missed a bit  :)
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: James Leet on March 17, 2012, 12:18:27 pm
Mark.

A guy on another forum i use ( the cleaning forums ) was only asking about advise on becoming a top earner, you might be able to help him out.

Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: Dave Willis on March 17, 2012, 12:21:23 pm
Only too happy to help out. Don't think I know that forum?
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: James Leet on March 17, 2012, 12:30:50 pm
Only too happy to help out. Don't think I know that forum?

Jolly good of you to help out others.

I am not sure i can put a link up, just google for cleaning forums, i think a guy called matt set it up, so it might be matt cleaning forums.
Title: Re: My first £500 yesterday!
Post by: James Leet on March 17, 2012, 05:05:30 pm
I had lot's more work last year and was well into the vat bracket but I smacked my head on the van door just before my tax return was due - I forgot where £80,0000 worth of work went. It's coming back slowly. I might need to employ soon 'cos I need someone to carry my ego.

i hope when your memory comes back you write the jobs down