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Title: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: stuart mc on March 15, 2012, 10:02:07 pm
I have a customer that has sent me more texts made more phone calls than all my family and friends and customers put together, I told her it would be 4 weekly and she begged me fortnightly, she is mental, wants the insides done as well every two weeks, after a week the texts start, when you coming afternoon or morning, what day, I am not in that day can you make it such and such a day, it just goes on and on.

Now I know the answer is just dump

but I have two perfectly normal customers on the same cul-de-sac that pay well and never bother me

she pays well enough, and loves the way I clean, I JUST CAN NOT STAND THE CONSTANT CONTACT ???

it wouldn't bother me dumping the lot of them for the peace, don't want to though

so I need to man up and tell her how my business works :'( don't like doing that much prefer the dump and ignore ;D 
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: Ronnie Bryce on March 15, 2012, 10:03:52 pm
Just hump her, but make it very very quick, she will soon loose interest after 2 year's of this.
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: Jackal on March 15, 2012, 10:10:54 pm
iv got 1 custard who i have to clean on a thursday every 5 weeks,if im late i need phone her to say its going be the following thursday its a nightmare,thing is i can climb over flat roof easy to do backs if she aint home but noooooooo she wants to be there,she is a freak but i would have to dump another 3 houses around her so not doing that
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: stuart mc on March 15, 2012, 10:27:57 pm
Just hump her, but make it very very quick, she will soon loose interest after 2 year's of this.

rather do the daughter than that, she would probably charge me for putting her back out as apparently that is fecked as well, and she keeps telling me she is blind but drives a car

anyway either way I need to do one more clean as she paid upfront, I tried counting the messages the other day and lost count at about a million
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: rosskesava on March 15, 2012, 10:37:10 pm
I've a customer who's retired and is a self confessed incredibly fussy person. He thoroughly checks every window and frame/sill after I've done it. I think he's one step away from OCD.

Thing is, it's a really well paying job as every other window cleaner he's had has only ever done his windows once and he knows why and openly says so..... again and again..... and again and again......

The bloke is a really nice genuine person but even when he makes me a cup of tea he frets about whether it's too strong, too weak, too much milk or too little or too hot or not hot enough and if the mug is ok. I dare not say no to a cuppa because then he fret as to why I have said no. Even the phone call the night before is fraught with complications. Is it better if I come at 9am or 9.30am because he wants to do this that or the other or maybe 10am is better and so on.

It's an easy £15 job and he pays £30 which was his price and not mine. At Christmas I got a whopping great Xmas box and 24 cans of Stella.

Going back to Stuart's posting, this last time when this bloke was due, I decided to text him instead of phoning as the phone call takes ages. After about maybe 20 text messages back and forth over 2 days, I gave up and phoned him anyway and then he was worried he'd sent too many text messages and was he hassling me and so on and so forth.

He drives me nuts but he's such a nice bloke. Maybe I'm to soft.



Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: Ian101 on March 15, 2012, 10:58:46 pm
I think the kindest thing you can do is to shoot him .... And replace with 2
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: NJWindowCleaning on March 15, 2012, 11:30:13 pm
Confront the customer and give them want they want a good internal and external service from your company.
You must of spoiled her with your excellents work you provide her of the cleaning of her windows. ;D ;D

As they say the customer is alright in some cases and more not in others. ;D ;D
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: Helen on March 16, 2012, 06:40:00 am
Jeez, moaning cos a customer wants cleans more often than you agreed? Whatever next....... :)
Each time you clean, give her the next date there and then....saying that saves you having to text/call me so much. Also you don't have to answer the phone....she'll learn
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: simonr on March 16, 2012, 07:28:28 am
i think these people are just lonely & desparate for a bit of contact, just agree with them & let all their stuff whistle over your head
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: Ian Rochester on March 16, 2012, 07:30:31 am
Triple the price!
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: David Lingard on March 16, 2012, 07:51:27 am
Triple the price!

haha thats all i was thinking while reading this one...

its win-win, either get paid more as compensation for the hassle - or drop the custy on their terms!

Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: mlscontractcleaner on March 16, 2012, 08:00:09 am
I have a customer that has sent me more texts made more phone calls than all my family and friends and customers put together, I told her it would be 4 weekly and she begged me fortnightly, she is mental, wants the insides done as well every two weeks, after a week the texts start, when you coming afternoon or morning, what day, I am not in that day can you make it such and such a day, it just goes on and on.

Now I know the answer is just dump

but I have two perfectly normal customers on the same cul-de-sac that pay well and never bother me

she pays well enough, and loves the way I clean, I JUST CAN NOT STAND THE CONSTANT CONTACT ???

it wouldn't bother me dumping the lot of them for the peace, don't want to though

so I need to man up and tell her how my business works :'( don't like doing that much prefer the dump and ignore ;D 


Have you ever thought that this could have nothing to do with window cleaning?????

Sounds to me like the poor woman is in love with you.

Have you done anything to encourage her??

I don't know; men like you, leading these poor women on just to get the custom!!!!
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: dazmond on March 16, 2012, 08:05:57 am
This would not happen with me because I would of said something a long time ago like " I don't clean fortnightly or insides(unless its a big job with easy windows).I turn up roughly every month but I can't book a date in because of the nature of window cleaning.(bad weather etc).

Stops sh*t like this happening from day one!
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: Scott Dean on March 16, 2012, 08:46:03 am
did she get you a card on valentines day? i bet its the higlight of her week seeing you but i am suprised she's not asking for weekly  :P ;D ;D
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: gary999 on March 16, 2012, 10:34:06 am
I have a customer that has sent me more texts made more phone calls than all my family and friends and customers put together, I told her it would be 4 weekly and she begged me fortnightly, she is mental, wants the insides done as well every two weeks, after a week the texts start, when you coming afternoon or morning, what day, I am not in that day can you make it such and such a day, it just goes on and on.

Now I know the answer is just dump

but I have two perfectly normal customers on the same cul-de-sac that pay well and never bother me

she pays well enough, and loves the way I clean, I JUST CAN NOT STAND THE CONSTANT CONTACT ???

it wouldn't bother me dumping the lot of them for the peace, don't want to though

so I need to man up and tell her how my business works :'( don't like doing that much prefer the dump and ignore ;D 


Have you ever thought that this could have nothing to do with window cleaning?????

Sounds to me like the poor woman is in love with you.

Have you done anything to encourage her??

I don't know; men like you, leading these poor women on just to get the custom!!!!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D not a chance!have you seen his ears! ;D
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: stuart mc on March 16, 2012, 05:33:45 pm
and my teeth Garry ;D
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: stuart mc on March 16, 2012, 05:45:31 pm
Helen I have no problems with anyone that wants more frequent, I have customers I cleaned exactly 26 time last year every second thursday without fail, rain, sleet, snow or ice, this is also the day she is meant to get hers done, but she makes excuses up when the weather is bad ect and I am not doing it on the friday or any other day either, if it is missed for an excuse that is it missed, won't stop the constant calls and texts that I do ignore.
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: bobby p on March 16, 2012, 06:17:18 pm
i dont accept any food or drink from somebody like that ,theres a fair chance itll be laced with summat , might take them a few times to find the right dose . 
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: Tomboler on March 16, 2012, 06:22:59 pm
i dont accept any food or drink from somebody like that ,theres a fair chance itll be laced with summat , might take them a few times to find the right dose . 
very good point - you could end up stuffed and stored in her loft, along with all the others.
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: H S and Son on March 16, 2012, 06:45:24 pm
and my dick Garry ;D

FTFY  ;D
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: david watts on March 16, 2012, 07:15:37 pm
not read all this but is she slim good looking and money?
oh and has she a huby?
 ;D
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: stuart mc on March 16, 2012, 07:34:58 pm
not read all this but is she slim good looking and money?
oh and has she a huby?
 ;D
she is about 5ft tubby and old, blind and always moaning about her back, no hubby and yes she has money
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: Paul Coleman on March 16, 2012, 09:17:42 pm
not read all this but is she slim good looking and money?
oh and has she a huby?
 ;D
she is about 5ft tubby and old, blind and always moaning about her back, no hubby and yes she has money

And when you get paid all the notes have been ironed and are neatly facing in the same direction (and they probably all got the same serial number  ;D )
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: Cliff perkins on March 16, 2012, 09:22:29 pm
Sell it.
If your doing it every 2 weeks in and out i wonder what thats worth
 ;D ;D :D :D
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: stuart mc on March 16, 2012, 09:41:36 pm
Sell it.
If your doing it every 2 weeks in and out i wonder what thats worth
 ;D ;D :D :D

did cross my mind but the only person I know looking for work in my area is on here ;D I tried to give it away a few times, but all the lads that do that area know her ;D
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: rosskesava on March 16, 2012, 09:45:47 pm
Is she rich?
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: Dougaldum on March 16, 2012, 09:55:38 pm
I have a customer that has sent me more texts made more phone calls than all my family and friends and customers put together, I told her it would be 4 weekly and she begged me fortnightly, she is mental, wants the insides done as well every two weeks, after a week the texts start, when you coming afternoon or morning, what day, I am not in that day can you make it such and such a day, it just goes on and on.

Now I know the answer is just dump

but I have two perfectly normal customers on the same cul-de-sac that pay well and never bother me

she pays well enough, and loves the way I clean, I JUST CAN NOT STAND THE CONSTANT CONTACT ???

it wouldn't bother me dumping the lot of them for the peace, don't want to though

so I need to man up and tell her how my business works :'( don't like doing that much prefer the dump and ignore ;D 
have you seen the film fatalattraction enough said :o
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: stuart mc on March 16, 2012, 10:07:21 pm
Is she rich?

rich enough to have her windows cleaned weekly if she could and have a Gardiner, and a 5 thousand pound carpet that I have to cross without touching it

but never has cash, her own daughters who are occasionally there, either run to her every whim or get to f eck away as quick as they can

think I will just phone her tomorrow and write a cheque for the clean due and say sorry I was just won a massive contract blah blah

But I probably won't I will phone listen to drivel and say ok then I will do it this afternoon and try once more to explain how it works and I have tried on many occasions ???  
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: mlscontractcleaner on March 17, 2012, 08:12:21 am
When you end up marrying this woman will we all get an invite????
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: Perfect Windows on March 17, 2012, 09:08:19 am
I have a customer that has sent me more texts made more phone calls than all my family and friends and customers put together, I told her it would be 4 weekly and she begged me fortnightly, she is mental, wants the insides done as well every two weeks, after a week the texts start, when you coming afternoon or morning, what day, I am not in that day can you make it such and such a day, it just goes on and on.

I had one of these and my wife suggested a simple solution.  Always leave it 24 hours before responding to their texts.  They are still getting a reply, so they aren't hacked off, and you're discouraging their habit of texting you all the time as they aren't getting immediate feedback.

Vin
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: A & J Owen Window Cleaning on March 18, 2012, 04:55:06 pm
ocd custies get up my nose just tell her its 4 wkly or if you want 2 wkly its a lot more a lot lot more ;D
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: Reachwash on March 18, 2012, 05:09:50 pm
Brilliant thread!! best ive read on here for a long time, I was really into it and I want to hear more, anyone else had funny experiences like this??
We should all get together and publish a book on Kindle!!
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: A & J Owen Window Cleaning on March 18, 2012, 07:53:18 pm
got cornered by a nympho a few yrs ago took her brother to restrain her. ;D
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: stuart mc on March 21, 2012, 09:00:03 pm
problem solved, I have ignored all calls and texts, she is due tomorrow I was just going to turn up and clean. she obviously doesn't like being ignored,she text this morning cancel please :D happy days
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: steven ainger on March 21, 2012, 09:04:33 pm
Start texting her all the time now, begging her to take you back  ;D
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: geefree on March 21, 2012, 10:32:26 pm
I think you know exactly why this woman is texting you all the time..... but you simply want to read all the reactions to your post!!!

She is texting you because she is chasing you.... you know it.... and she knows it...

and you want to know what other people  think.... if its happened to them or is it just you,?

Because , seriously... would you really sit down at your computer and type all that .... i mean come on....

do you really want help in how to deal with a customer who texts you ????

Gimme a break man.!!

Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: stuart mc on March 21, 2012, 10:45:30 pm
gazza mate she isn't in the slightest chasing me, that is how others have mistook the subject, she is OCD and likes super clean windows end of story, I have massive ears, black and missing teeth ;D I am no catch, I am genuinely glad she has cancelled now peace at last, it was just annoying, I don't need advice I knew what had to be done, just sharing an experience and wondered if others had similar pita customers
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: G Griffin on March 21, 2012, 10:47:20 pm
got cornered by a nympho a few yrs ago took her brother to restrain her. ;D

I'm glad you 'taking' her brother restrained her. Myself, I'd have gone for the nympho and not the brother.
I hope it wasn't too painful.
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: Tom White on March 21, 2012, 10:48:05 pm
gazza mate she isn't in the slightest chasing me, that is how others have mistook the subject, she is OCD and likes super clean windows end of story, I have massive ears, black and missing teeth ;D I am no catch, I am genuinely glad she has cancelled now peace at last, it was just annoying, I don't need advice I knew what had to be done, just sharing an experience and wondered if others had similar pita customers

I like chubby ginger lass's with freckles.  Maybe she's a weirdo too?
Title: Re: what to do with my stalker customer
Post by: steven842 on March 23, 2012, 01:13:29 am
why is it i always end up with gay customers like this !! :(  never a nympho sweedish blonde bird ! :P