Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: davids3511 on February 26, 2012, 09:18:26 pm
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One of my part time leafletters has just got a full time job so she finished up. I owed her a few quid and texted her on sat evening saying I would drop over to collect what remaining leaflets she had and to settle up with her. Ok came the reply.
Then, about 5 mins later, she obviously got me mixed up with her boyfriend and I got this
"lol u made me cum sat in my car last night not once but 2time pmsl xx'
Her face when I knocked on to drop off the cash was a picture.
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;D ;D did you say anything
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get stuck in
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I laughed and said 'well it could be worse, you coulda sent it to your dad'
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Is she fit? ;D
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She knew she texted you. She wanted you big boy! ;D ;D
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Is she fit? ;D
Marginal. A few pints and she would be.
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She knew she texted you. She wanted you big boy! ;D ;D
Yeah, that's what I tell myself.
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Piccie please ;D
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a voice mail would have been better lol do you know what youve started
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Piccie please ;D
She'd have been a bit suspicious if I asked her for a piccie after that.
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Is she fit? ;D
Marginal. A few pints and she would be.
Whats the difference between a Dog and a Fox. ........... About three pints!!! ;D
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I went out on a first date with somebody quite a few years ago. She sent her friends a text about all the lovely things I did to her - none of it was true though. How do I know? The daft cow accidentally included me in the sending list ;D