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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: A.J on February 21, 2012, 06:49:12 pm

Title: Parked on my hose, the twat!
Post by: A.J on February 21, 2012, 06:49:12 pm

Had it the other day fellas. I knew that one day 'the day' would come that I came across the elusive parker! Anyways get back to move the van and I see it, hose under tyre twice.......

Usually as you all probably know these things either happen. Its your customers car......you know whos car it is as its outside there house......the water stops and you have enough time to get to them...... or you can yank it out with sheer force..... The water never stoped! I could only free it from one tyre after laying on the ground and trying like a mad man and it wasn't outside a house and I didnt have a clue who's it was. Knocked on one door they said they though it was someone from "the flats".

What did I do?









Got the old jack out and jacked up the twats car................... :D Anyways about half hour later I saw him through the reflection of the window I was cleaning up the road. He drove past really slow and I could feel he's eyes burning the back of my head thinking..........How the hell did he do that  :D :D :D
Title: Re: Parked on my hose, the numpty!
Post by: Llaaww on February 21, 2012, 07:00:46 pm
I always park on windies hoses, whenever I get the chance...... ;)
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Post by: Mike #1 on February 21, 2012, 07:01:52 pm
LOL  quality mate
Title: Re: Parked on my hose, the numpty!
Post by: CLEANCARE WC on February 21, 2012, 07:04:10 pm

Had it the other day fellas. I knew that one day 'the day' would come that I came across the elusive parker! Anyways get back to move the van and I see it, hose under tyre twice.......

Usually as you all probably know these things either happen. Its your customers car......you know whos car it is as its outside there house......the water stops and you have enough time to get to them...... or you can yank it out with sheer force..... The water never stoped! I could only free it from one tyre after laying on the ground and trying like a mad man and it wasn't outside a house and I didnt have a clue who's it was. Knocked on one door they said they though it was someone from "the flats".

What did I do?









Got the old jack out and jacked up the numptys car................... :D Anyways about half hour later I saw him through the reflection of the window I was cleaning up the road. He drove past really slow and I could feel he's eyes burning the back of my head thinking..........How the hell did he do that  :D :D :D

Tip of the day A.J! I will remember that one  8)
Title: Re: Parked on my hose, the numpty!
Post by: Cliff perkins on February 21, 2012, 07:04:48 pm
Id have jacked it up aswell,some ppl ay
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Post by: AS Window Cleaning on February 21, 2012, 07:25:10 pm
good thinking geezer. obvious, but don't think id have thought of it!
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Post by: Heapy on February 21, 2012, 07:32:16 pm
You should have left it on bricks that would have made him think twice about doing it again  ;D
Title: Re: Parked on my hose, the numpty!
Post by: AJ on February 21, 2012, 07:45:23 pm
Had the same thing last summer. Some pr*ck in an X5. So I did the same as you, jacked it up. It was in Mount Street, Mayfair. Probably one of the richest streets in London, the alarm was going off and not one person said a thing. Should have took his wheels aswell :)
Title: Re: Parked on my hose, the numpty!
Post by: A.J on February 21, 2012, 08:03:09 pm

Lol fellas  :D was chuckling to myself allday afterwards.
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Post by: colley614 on February 21, 2012, 08:55:05 pm
Thats the first post I've read out to the wife.
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Post by: Deangsi on February 21, 2012, 09:26:46 pm
i had this in the middle of town i got the old stanley out and cust it :( lol then joined back with union and jubilies then tape always been fine