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UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: oliver collins on February 08, 2012, 07:20:11 pm

Title: Check this out
Post by: oliver collins on February 08, 2012, 07:20:11 pm
Hi check this guys website out pro or what

Oliver  http://www.mattscarpetcleaning.co.uk/about-us.php
Title: Re: Check this out
Post by: Colin Day on February 08, 2012, 07:26:16 pm
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Check this out
Post by: Steve Rothwell on February 08, 2012, 07:28:02 pm
Sorry Oliver, but if Matthew is happy, and his customers are happy, I do not see having a laugh at his website as "good Sport" as you seem to.

He is probably not a member on here, and therefore cannot defend his website or his business.

I do not think that he should have to.
Title: Re: Check this out
Post by: M.Acorn on February 08, 2012, 07:30:55 pm
Wow,he has all the gear !!
Title: Re: Check this out
Post by: Paul Moss on February 08, 2012, 07:35:48 pm
Lol this guy is up the road from me. I come across about 9 new comers like this each year  ::)

Bless them
Title: Re: Check this out
Post by: sezzle72 on February 08, 2012, 07:39:31 pm
why not make fun it's clearly not the same machine or wand used in the picture. takes the p**s out of the rest of us
who have invested a lot of money to achieve those results. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Check this out
Post by: Steve Rothwell on February 08, 2012, 07:41:31 pm
Right

BUT

he is not here to defend himself.
Title: Re: Check this out
Post by: Colin Day on February 08, 2012, 07:45:41 pm
It's Peter Kay, it's gotta be a wind up... ;D

Title: Re: Check this out
Post by: sezzle72 on February 08, 2012, 07:52:22 pm
It's  just a little light fun, even better he's not on here to defend himself, i hate saying s**ry  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Colin Day on February 08, 2012, 07:55:54 pm
It's  just a little light fun, even better he's not on here to defend himself, i hate saying s**ry  ;D ;D ;D
;D
Title: Re: Check this out
Post by: Paul Moss on February 08, 2012, 08:02:01 pm
Its actually quite missleading. I have just fully checked it out and the photo with a special piece of software that can remove the glasses. And i can honestly say that it is Really Simon Gerrard trying to expand into Wales and the picture of the carpet cleaner (if you expand it) is actually his Titan.  I have him sussed now  :-[
Title: Re: Check this out
Post by: garry22 on February 08, 2012, 08:13:17 pm
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it's clearly not the same machine or wand used in the picture.

That's terrible!

A bit like having Mike Halliday doing the upholstery cleaning on a website video and pretending it's their own work!

People in glass houses...  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Check this out
Post by: Steve Rothwell on February 08, 2012, 08:14:44 pm
(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1328732078_can of worms ahead.jpg)
Title: Re: Check this out
Post by: Paul Moss on February 08, 2012, 08:19:01 pm
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it's clearly not the same machine or wand used in the picture.

That's terrible!

A bit like having Mike Halliday doing the upholstery cleaning on a website video and pretending it's their own work!

People in glass houses...  ;D ;D

Gary that post has now been removed. Who was the poster
Title: Re: Check this out
Post by: Len Gribble on February 08, 2012, 08:20:06 pm
And there was me thinking it was Billy T (You can tell how serious a carpet cleaner is by the standard of his equipment) where I shuddered only one bucket for both is it one of those recycle machine  ??? ;)
Title: Re: Check this out
Post by: oliver collins on February 08, 2012, 08:30:46 pm
Hi

Just a bit of fun found it on google images while searching for a decent carpet guy with a wand
no real harm ment.

Oliver  :) ;D ???
Title: Re: Check this out
Post by: sezzle72 on February 08, 2012, 08:34:09 pm
Stop behaving like a pack of wolves,
  and do be careful not to trip over your own self importance it's clearly massssive :-X :-X
Title: Re: Check this out
Post by: Paul Moss on February 08, 2012, 08:42:25 pm
Ha Sarah its you  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Check this out
Post by: Billy Russell on February 08, 2012, 08:44:28 pm
What you mean he's not on here to defend himself???????????????????????????????


Derek West been on here years!!! and Derek i must say nice to see you finally took my advice and upgraded your 421!!!!!  ;D ;D

This time next year you maybe able to upgrade to a powerful phoenix like mine!!!!


 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Check this out
Post by: Paul Moss on February 08, 2012, 08:51:14 pm
Ohh no the cat is out the bag now.  Know doubt though  that Derek  will be on soon to deny it. ;D
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Post by: derek west on February 08, 2012, 08:57:46 pm
can't believe someone finally found my real site, rumbled.
Title: Re: Check this out
Post by: Steve Rothwell on February 08, 2012, 09:22:36 pm
(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1328736152_sb57.gif)
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Post by: garyfindlay on February 08, 2012, 10:12:11 pm
Has Derek had Wayne Rooney implants?
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Post by: GS CLEANING SERVICES UK on February 09, 2012, 09:11:50 am
Well said Sarah , you lot really do love yourselves dont you!!!  . im thinking would you say these things to the geezers face...NOOOOO , you hide behind your keyboards
Title: Re: Check this out
Post by: sezzle72 on February 09, 2012, 02:49:01 pm
Trust me on this goldillocks i would say it your face also.
i suppose the more time your on here bullying me the less time spent be*ting your W*fe , and lets face it you fit profile. so at least something good has come out of this!!!

Title: Re: Check this out
Post by: Buckland on February 09, 2012, 03:33:48 pm
Ok I have an alternative view:

Say you went on holiday to somewhere remote (an island say) without your van or any gear - someone you know and care for really needs you to clean a carpet desperately urgently but all you have is a tiny little karcher puzzi (is that what he is using? It looks similar anyway)

You would probably do the very best job you could - you would curse and swear and make excuses - but you would do it and say given the circumstances its not turned out too shoddy!

I think for certain markets (low end natch) he probably gets people thanking him for doing a good job - we dont know his circumstances - lets hope he can find a market - it shows there is a huge coal face out there to be mined at many different levels...

Each to their own - just sayin...
Title: Re: Check this out
Post by: GS CLEANING SERVICES UK on February 09, 2012, 04:07:30 pm
what are you on about Sarah i was agreeing with your post and no i dont beat my wife because ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,she would kick my head in , you are a strange lot you carpet cleaners , im of to the window cleaning bit , they have more class.........BYEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: Check this out
Post by: Seymour Sunshine on February 09, 2012, 04:28:16 pm
Only three questions worth asking, really.

1 - Is he happy?

2 - Are his customers happy?

3 - Does he or they care about what anyone else thinks?

Probably the answers are 1 - Yes, 2 - yes, 3 - no.
Title: Re: Check this out
Post by: sezzle72 on February 09, 2012, 04:29:35 pm
goldy you put geezers face and as i'm obviously not a geezer i took it the wrong way.
my apologies ::)
Title: Re: Check this out
Post by: Russ Chadd on February 09, 2012, 06:12:39 pm
Well at least he is having a go, i guess the cost of living is quite low where he is based so prices starting at £10 will appeal to his locals.
Title: Re: Check this out
Post by: MAX Carpets on February 09, 2012, 06:40:58 pm
I think this was meant as a bit of laugh? I for one laughed out loud when I read his website. I hope that people do not take him seriously, it would give us all a bad name!!