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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: windiewasher on February 02, 2012, 04:51:49 pm

Title: patches?
Post by: windiewasher on February 02, 2012, 04:51:49 pm
Just been told to get off someone's patch.
What do I do now?
Canvass it or walk away?
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Post by: davids3511 on February 02, 2012, 04:55:48 pm
Canvass it of course. I've just been told 'i'm going to break your f**king legs' this morning for daring to leaflet in someone elses area. Told me it was unethical so he did.
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Post by: GB Window Cleaning on February 02, 2012, 05:09:57 pm
patch ;D luagh and carry on!  ;)
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Post by: John F on February 02, 2012, 05:11:33 pm
carry on as normal. whats a patch?
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Post by: windiewasher on February 02, 2012, 05:13:22 pm
Apparently he does every house on the estate and its his estate.lol
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Post by: Window Washers on February 02, 2012, 05:16:13 pm
Apparently he does every house on the estate and its his estate.lol
he's dreaming, long ago this may have been the case, unless it is a street near me  ;D
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Post by: GB Window Cleaning on February 02, 2012, 05:17:36 pm
Apparently he does every house on the estate and its his estate.lol
i doubt he does every house but if he does fair enough. i would tell him your "not after taking anyones work off them so chill out mate" and by the way dont f***ing tell me what i can a cant do! unless you want a smack"  the last bit is optional  ;D
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Post by: John F on February 02, 2012, 05:17:45 pm
Apparently he does every house on the estate and its his estate.lol
i cant fart loud enough to answer muppets like that.
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Post by: Roy Cauldery on February 02, 2012, 05:19:20 pm
crikey-his name is on the deeds of every house on the street ;D
No wonder he is miffed if he can save some money by doing them all himself ;D ;D

Leaflet time by chinook helicopter underslung me thinks!!

Roy
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Post by: jwplasterers on February 02, 2012, 06:30:51 pm
I carry an axe with me at all times

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Post by: richardlingard on February 02, 2012, 06:34:03 pm
say sorry mate yall have to speak to the boss PC Lowrey, hes been running this as a sideline for years mate
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Post by: rah on February 02, 2012, 07:09:59 pm
tell him you don't speak English, that should go down well

Rob.
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Post by: londoncleaners on February 02, 2012, 07:14:48 pm
I'd take every house for half the price, fill him in then follow him in his other routes and repeat process.
 :-X
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Post by: EandM on February 02, 2012, 07:18:19 pm
Canvass it of course. I've just been told 'i'm going to break your f**king legs' this morning for daring to leaflet in someone elses area. Told me it was unethical so he did.


I love that as a threat.

Leafleting somebody else's patch - unethical

Breaking somebody's legs - perfectly ok.  ;D

We're all too laid back down here!
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Post by: tom cronin on February 02, 2012, 07:19:06 pm
 ;D


I'd take every house for half the price, fill him in then follow him in his other routes and repeat process.
 :-X
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Post by: bumper on February 02, 2012, 07:20:22 pm
carnt clean many windows with a broken leg then you will have your work poached
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Post by: Halfadaylee on February 02, 2012, 07:21:45 pm
Patches are for cabbage's
Unless you were on Stans patch, where has he gone?
Art
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Post by: colin purewater on February 02, 2012, 07:25:02 pm
crack on mate!

i was working in a nice street a few months a go when a trad guy stood at the end of the path and shouted ''this in my street!''

to which i replyed ''well havnt you do well for your self''

and i carried on working and he wandered of a little lost for word i think... silly ladder man  :P
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Post by: richard jagger on February 02, 2012, 07:27:53 pm
HE HAS NEVER OF FREE ENTERPRISE. Tell him you own all the houses in the area.
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Post by: sparkleglass on February 02, 2012, 07:43:59 pm
tell him go F--- himself,,, then shove your brush were the sun dont shine ..... he might might like that bit GOOD LUCK :o :o
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Post by: windiewasher on February 02, 2012, 07:53:37 pm
He is a ladder monkey him and his mate holding the ladder.walked by whilst we were cleaning it.He then come out the next door on his bike and biking round the estate,hes a fat bloke in his early forties i would say!
 Anyway i picked the job up through facebook and turns out its my mates cousin,they were both stood at the top of the drive whilst i was cleaning fronts.
 I heard him saying im warning him,i said whats up?
he says this is my estate so dont think your taking my work.I sid isit really? ;D
the woman then says that my cousin
he says ill let you off this one but dont get anymore.
he got on his bike and rode off,then as i went he came back by on his bike looking at the windows he nearly rode infront on my van as i drove off!
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Post by: colin purewater on February 02, 2012, 07:59:41 pm
You can see a fat fellas punch comin a mile of!
By the time he's took a swing you could of cleaned
a set of patio doors  ;D
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Post by: Smudgeoff Cleaning Services on February 02, 2012, 08:05:56 pm
As long as your not under cutting crack on....
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Post by: windiewasher on February 02, 2012, 08:13:19 pm
As long as your not under cutting crack on....
never undercut and would guarantee i charge a lot more than these 2
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Post by: sean84 on February 02, 2012, 08:19:29 pm
He is a ladder monkey him and his mate holding the ladder.walked by whilst we were cleaning it.He then come out the next door on his bike and biking round the estate,hes a fat bloke in his early forties i would say!
 Anyway i picked the job up through facebook and turns out its my mates cousin,they were both stood at the top of the drive whilst i was cleaning fronts.
 I heard him saying im warning him,i said whats up?
he says this is my estate so dont think your taking my work.I sid isit really? ;D
the woman then says that my cousin
he says ill let you off this one but dont get anymore.
he got on his bike and rode off,then as i went he came back by on his bike looking at the windows he nearly rode infront on my van as i drove off!

Sounds like a right t*sser.
Title: Re: patches?
Post by: windiewasher on February 02, 2012, 08:24:26 pm
He is a ladder monkey him and his mate holding the ladder.walked by whilst we were cleaning it.He then come out the next door on his bike and biking round the estate,hes a fat bloke in his early forties i would say!
 Anyway i picked the job up through facebook and turns out its my mates cousin,they were both stood at the top of the drive whilst i was cleaning fronts.
 I heard him saying im warning him,i said whats up?
he says this is my estate so dont think your taking my work.I sid isit really? ;D
the woman then says that my cousin
he says ill let you off this one but dont get anymore.
he got on his bike and rode off,then as i went he came back by on his bike looking at the windows he nearly rode infront on my van as i drove off!

Sounds like a right t*sser.

he looked it too! ;D
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Post by: Jackal on February 02, 2012, 08:32:05 pm
Patches are for cabbage's
Unless you were on Stans patch, where has he gone?
Art


iv been wondering where stan the man has got to,i miss him  :'(
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Post by: Window Washers on February 02, 2012, 08:35:03 pm
I remember laughing at some idiot that said that to me, "your on my patch" really I said, I have never seen you around here before, he replied I started a few months ago"  ::) I replied so your on my patch then as I have been here years I think he got my point ;D
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Post by: Wc Solutions on February 02, 2012, 08:36:05 pm
no such bloody thing man!

just crack on!
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Post by: Perfect Windows on February 02, 2012, 08:47:09 pm
"If this really is your patch, none of them will want to change to me, so you'll have the last laugh, won't you?"
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Post by: VSP Home Care on February 02, 2012, 11:32:28 pm
Tell him next time that your wife works at the local tax office as an inspector and she said she's never heard of him  ;D  So he can't be working the whole estate or they would know about it I'm sure  ???
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Post by: L.Doubtfire - The Blade Runner on February 03, 2012, 07:38:51 am
I ain`t gonna say this twice sucker,,, :-* :-*,,,,,drop the squeegee
,,,, 8) 8),,,,,,,and put ya hands where I can see em`. ;D :-*



Lewis  Doubtfire
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Post by: Ian101 on February 03, 2012, 08:02:51 am
If you had woken up with a sore head and he then said this is my street then u may need to worry.

The ones who threaten u first very rarely do anything

but then again he only said this is my street so just look at him and laugh in his face

you can tell him to go fook himself if u feel like it