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UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Matt Lindus on January 11, 2012, 07:04:54 pm

Title: Lestor Piggott's
Post by: Matt Lindus on January 11, 2012, 07:04:54 pm

Is in the lead and approaching the final furlong, people start chucking jars of pickles, pork pies, scotch eggs, fruit, and puddings. He loses.
When asked what happened he said he was hampered.

Matt

Title: Re: Lestor Piggott's
Post by: derek west on January 11, 2012, 07:10:02 pm

i would say a length of hose with the end blocked of..................................................... ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Lestor Piggott's
Post by: Andrew Briscoe on January 11, 2012, 07:14:36 pm

Who has ridden more derby winners than Lester Piggott ?































Answer
his cell mate  ;D

I'll get my coat .

Title: Re: Lestor Piggott's
Post by: Robert Watson on January 11, 2012, 08:45:40 pm

 ;D

Title: Re: Lestor Piggott's
Post by: Shaun_Ashmore on January 11, 2012, 09:08:48 pm

Dracula was walking down a dark alley when he gets hit on the head with a sausage roll then cocktail sausages then quiche he turns around and to see who is attacking him and says, "ahh not you Buffet the Vampire Slayer"

Shaun

Title: Re: Lestor Piggott's
Post by: wynne jones on January 11, 2012, 09:14:53 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was stuffed inside Antony Worrell Thompson's jacket.  ;D