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Title: Mods needed
Post by: Moderator David@stives on January 04, 2012, 09:34:56 pm
Mods needed.

Pay - Atrocious, less than 23 pence per day

conditions - must be able to take abuse from unreasonable people

PPE required - Thick skin

Hours-24 per day Must not  have any friends or have any social life, as will be required to sit and mod every post as it is typed, 24 hours a day

see below

http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/index.php?topic=144672.msg0#new
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: Catherine10 on January 04, 2012, 09:39:33 pm
I think Tosh would be brilliant.
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: Moderator David@stives on January 04, 2012, 09:42:00 pm
He has already been one, but resigned
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: Catherine10 on January 04, 2012, 09:42:49 pm
What a shame....
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: Pope vader on January 04, 2012, 10:12:39 pm
i will do it,  think what new name i could have
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: wfp master on January 04, 2012, 10:15:37 pm
iam up for it.
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: gary999 on January 04, 2012, 10:17:19 pm
Mods needed.

Pay - Atrocious, less than 23 pence per day

conditions - must be able to take abuse from unreasonable people

PPE required - Thick skin

Hours-24 per day Must not  have any friends or have any social life, as will be required to sit and mod every post as it is typed, 24 hours a day

see below

http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/index.php?topic=144672.msg0#new

you make it sound so appealing ;D
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: Catherine10 on January 04, 2012, 10:20:52 pm
Stu Mc also and Steve from CM.
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: Steve_c on January 04, 2012, 10:30:24 pm
The BFG.
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: Steve_c on January 04, 2012, 10:31:51 pm
Stu Mc also and Steve from CM.
Brown Nose......lol ;D
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: stuart mc on January 04, 2012, 10:33:50 pm
Stu Mc also and Steve from CM.

get stuffed ;D it would spoil my fun on the non cleaning side ;D
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: Catherine10 on January 04, 2012, 10:39:24 pm
 ;D
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: stuart mc on January 04, 2012, 10:41:40 pm
although 23 pence a day is swinging it ;D
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: Catherine10 on January 04, 2012, 10:44:28 pm
Ah go on Stuart!!!!!
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: Tom White on January 04, 2012, 10:47:16 pm
My suggestions are:

llaaawww
Stu
Gold
Ashwhite
Squeaky (but not during his period week)
PJ (He loves authority and telling people how to think, being an Elder 'n' all that)
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: Tom White on January 04, 2012, 10:50:19 pm
I think Tosh would be brilliant.

No I wouldn't!  You argue with people and they go "Just 'cos you're a mod you blah blah blah...". ;D

But then you can get to change and delete the posts you don't like; there are perks.

And then there's that Mod section of the forum you get where we used to bad-mouth CIU members; that was fun.

But on balance, I'm not suitable.
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: richywilts on January 04, 2012, 11:00:59 pm
Ian101 wud be good he's never off here n he wouldn't let them 23pence wages build up he wud be chasing u at weekends!!!!
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: stuart mc on January 04, 2012, 11:06:20 pm
Ah go on Stuart!!!!!

nope it would be like getting promoted for the first time ever, ach you have changed, you are just sooking up, you are just a bully, you used to be ok, and what tosh say's about arguments ;D
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: Catherine10 on January 04, 2012, 11:08:27 pm
Ah well those were my choices if admin were asking.
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: alanwilson on January 04, 2012, 11:23:14 pm
I'd make a rubbish MOD - so don't bother asking me.

In fact, I'd ban every last one of you

starting with anyone who is welsh.
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: Pj on January 05, 2012, 09:50:37 pm
My suggestions are:

llaaawww
Stu
Gold
Ashwhite
Squeaky (but not during his period week)
PJ (He loves authority and telling people how to think, being an Elder 'n' all that)

No, not me mate, I wouldn't have the time.
 
As for telling people how to think?  Pah!  Pot Kettle Black!  You don't seem to switch off Toshie Twankie!  Whenever I go to this forum there you are like mould seeping into every topic gradually spreading your OCD booodist spores into everything. ;D

If you see me as an authority figure then that is something in your psyche wanting to form a stronger bond with me.  If you are lacking a father figure or good role model, I'm sorry Toshie you'll have to search again.  Alas no, I am no authority, nor do I wish to be.

In this instance it is you who have contradicted your peace plan and have made this personal remark, and so I respond. 8)

You boasted once, whilst bullying Squeaky (as usual) that no one could really make you bite or wind you up.  I chose that moment and have continued to do so quite successfully ever since ;D

There now.  Hijacked the thread but it was worth it to confess that. ;D  Actually I feel a bit guilty about it, because it's always been so much easier to push your button than I thought. ;D



Back on topic, I think the forum will be hard pushed to find another Dave Morris
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: Ian101 on January 06, 2012, 08:11:56 am
Did a mod leave then ?
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: AuRavelling79 on January 06, 2012, 04:27:18 pm
PJ is an elder???????  ;D

Squeaky for mod would be funny.

I'll do holiday cover if you'll let me. No? Ok then.
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: Tom White on January 06, 2012, 04:33:32 pm
PJ is an elder???????  ;D

He always bites for some reason when I insinuate he's an Elder.  I don't know why that is?  He ought to cheer up a bit too; I thought JWs had to be happy doing God's work 'n' all that gubbins?
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: DaveG on January 06, 2012, 04:43:40 pm
Found a Mod for you


(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1325868186_mod.jpg)
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: Llaaww on January 06, 2012, 05:10:48 pm
(http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af9/jacket86/police.gif)  (http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w176/wytx101/Smileys/so-funny-it-hurts-1.gif)     (http://i831.photobucket.com/albums/zz240/Shieldmaiden_photo/Smileys/Forum%20Smileys/N1anyoneHL1.gif)       (http://i1119.photobucket.com/albums/k635/mtgirl79/smileys/ththSwearing-Smiley.gif)         (http://i831.photobucket.com/albums/zz240/Shieldmaiden_photo/Smileys/Forum%20Smileys/think2.gif)    


not for me thanks



rolley eyes

Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: Ian101 on January 06, 2012, 05:19:45 pm
Ian101 wud be good he's never off here n he wouldn't let them 23pence wages build up he wud be chasing u at weekends!!!!


pmsl only just spotted this ... my vote is for Gav then we can all talk the text lingo
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: H S and Son on January 06, 2012, 05:21:17 pm
He is a mod too. That'll do ;0)
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: Paul Coleman on January 06, 2012, 05:27:35 pm
My suggestions are:

llaaawww
Stu
Gold
Ashwhite
Squeaky (but not during his period week)
PJ (He loves authority and telling people how to think, being an Elder 'n' all that)

No, not me mate, I wouldn't have the time.
 
As for telling people how to think?  Pah!  Pot Kettle Black!  You don't seem to switch off Toshie Twankie!  Whenever I go to this forum there you are like mould seeping into every topic gradually spreading your OCD booodist spores into everything. ;D

If you see me as an authority figure then that is something in your psyche wanting to form a stronger bond with me.  If you are lacking a father figure or good role model, I'm sorry Toshie you'll have to search again.  Alas no, I am no authority, nor do I wish to be.

In this instance it is you who have contradicted your peace plan and have made this personal remark, and so I respond. 8)

You boasted once, whilst bullying Squeaky (as usual) that no one could really make you bite or wind you up.  I chose that moment and have continued to do so quite successfully ever since ;D

There now.  Hijacked the thread but it was worth it to confess that. ;D  Actually I feel a bit guilty about it, because it's always been so much easier to push your button than I thought. ;D



Back on topic, I think the forum will be hard pushed to find another Dave Morris

Do they have judicial committees for misbehaviour on forums?  ;D
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: John F on January 06, 2012, 06:03:12 pm
having read this thread so far would you please excuse me. theres a bucket outside that i need to be sick into.
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: Ian101 on January 06, 2012, 06:21:32 pm
Ian101 wud be good he's never off here n he wouldn't let them 23pence wages build up he wud be chasing u at weekends!!!!


for that amount of money I would want a standing order setting up  ;)
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: DaveG on January 06, 2012, 06:55:49 pm
Ian101 wud be good he's never off here n he wouldn't let them 23pence wages build up he wud be chasing u at weekends!!!!


pmsl only just spotted this ... my vote is for Gav then we can all talk the text lingo



lol m8
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: Frankybadboy on January 06, 2012, 07:48:04 pm
mr master batteman gets my vote. ;D
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: mikecam on January 06, 2012, 08:18:17 pm
mr master batteman gets my vote. ;D
MIne too. Matt seems to be very PC and 'inclusive' he may help the boards to attract a wider ranging audience?!  ;D
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: Tom White on January 06, 2012, 08:20:30 pm
mr master batteman gets my vote. ;D
MIne too. Matt seems to be very PC and 'inclusive' he may help the boards to attract a wider ranging audience?!  ;D

Yeh, I vote, Matt too.  He'd be a great mod.
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: AuRavelling79 on January 07, 2012, 11:39:37 am
Yep! I "Third" Matt!  ;)
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: bad trippy on January 07, 2012, 11:48:22 am
Noone voted for me yet, thats so unfair
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: Llaaww on January 07, 2012, 02:51:26 pm
how about bad trippy.... ;)
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: Tom White on January 07, 2012, 04:07:34 pm
how about bad trippy.... ;)

You get extra 'buttons' on these posts when you're a mod, and Trippy struggles to use the current buttons we've got.

For that reason, I don't think he's suitable.

He's also from Bristol.
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: Justen Uff on January 07, 2012, 04:10:53 pm
and in his pic it looks like he's breast feeding a stray cat so that does it for me....  what i mean is that does it for me for him being a mod :o :D
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: H S and Son on January 07, 2012, 04:24:03 pm
Noone voted for me yet, thats so unfair

You can have my votes trippy, apart from snogging Tosh its the last thing Id want to do on here.
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: trevor summerfield on January 07, 2012, 04:36:01 pm
thats nice isnt it
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: Frankybadboy on January 07, 2012, 05:14:52 pm
trippy has mod you are having a laugh :o :o :o :o


he cant control hiself lot alone anyone else :o :P :P :P :P
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: Llaaww on January 07, 2012, 07:22:41 pm
Noone voted for me yet, thats so unfair

You can have my votes trippy, apart from snogging Tosh its the first thing Id want to do on here.

   (http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t151/204950/popcorn.gif)                                                             
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: H S and Son on January 07, 2012, 07:45:04 pm
Noone voted for me yet, thats so unfair

You can have my votes trippy, apart from snogging Tosh its the last thing Id want to do on here.

   Too right, Ive snogged him, and that was after we had sex.                                                            


I guess that means he loves you. ;0)
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: bad trippy on January 07, 2012, 11:07:48 pm
If i was a mod,i would ban Tosh for a start,then i cant argue with him anymore  ;)
Also ban Frank too,no good reason, i would just ban him for the fun of it
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: bad trippy on January 07, 2012, 11:10:37 pm
Id also ban anyone who used to be in a union, any ex striking miners, any Neil Kinnock or Arthur Scargil lovers.
Ah yes, anyone with silly Up Norf accents too  ;D
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: Roy Harding on January 08, 2012, 01:09:59 pm
Two guys that would be good, and have a lot of experience in window cleaning are.

Ian Rochester

Poleman { Andy }


Roy







Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: AuRavelling79 on January 08, 2012, 02:45:31 pm
Two guys that would be good, and have a lot of experience in window cleaning are.

Ian Rochester

Poleman { Andy }


Roy









That's true Roy - but you need someone to moderate a forum which isn't the same as being a good window cleaner - Ian and Andy have got "lives" - you want a nerd who will referee the banter on here (but only as a last resort) without getting drawn in.

That's why I would only volunteer as holiday relief - I'm a nerd who loves this forum but who also has a life!  ;D
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: Window Washers on January 08, 2012, 03:18:43 pm
I think Matt should get the job, good honest and solid member of this here forum
Title: Re: Mods needed
Post by: DaveG on January 08, 2012, 08:07:44 pm
Two guys that would be good, and have a lot of experience in window cleaning are.

Ian Rochester

Poleman { Andy }


Roy









That's true Roy - but you need someone to moderate a forum which isn't the same as being a good window cleaner - Ian and Andy  have got "lives" - you want a nerd who will referee the banter on here (but only as a last resort) without getting drawn in.

That's why I would only volunteer as holiday relief - I'm a nerd who loves this forum but who also has a life!  ;D

Andy's yer man! ;D