Clean It Up

UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Neil Grainger on December 13, 2005, 03:18:49 pm

Title: Strangest Clean ever
Post by: Neil Grainger on December 13, 2005, 03:18:49 pm

Gents

Thought you all may like this one, Got to this job in Camberley, Thought it was a bit strange because it did not look lived in.

On cleaning the bedrooms I noticed that condoms were on the side in each bedroom. This is strange I thought, then turned round and found a load of bondage gear on the wall.

Only cleaning a blo..dy sleeper house aren't I

Any one else have any stange ones like this

Cheers

Neil

Title: Re: Strangest Clean ever
Post by: scott. on December 13, 2005, 03:31:13 pm

I done a brothel in slough a month ago....didnt have to do the bedrooms though..phew ;)

Title: Re: Strangest Clean ever
Post by: John Kelly on December 13, 2005, 03:42:29 pm

Scott

Did you get paid in cash? ;)

Title: Re: Strangest Clean ever
Post by: Neil Grainger on December 13, 2005, 04:07:58 pm

Yes

Title: Re: Strangest Clean ever
Post by: John_Flynn on December 13, 2005, 04:11:05 pm

A friend of mine once cleaned carpets in a Massage Parlour, when it came time for payment he was offered choice of girls he declined and took money, he was then told it was the first time they had ever paid for anything doing in cash!!!

Bet the guy who was offered reads this too!!

Title: Re: Strangest Clean ever
Post by: Prestige1 on December 13, 2005, 04:44:21 pm

ermmmm whats the address?????

Title: Re: Strangest Clean ever
Post by: scott. on December 13, 2005, 05:49:18 pm

yes john...cash...couldnt get out quick enough, either :D

Title: Re: Strangest Clean ever
Post by: John_Flynn on December 13, 2005, 07:32:03 pm

Scott YOU know that it was NOT you!!

Wishful thinking is it??

Title: Re: Strangest Clean ever
Post by: allergease on December 13, 2005, 09:13:25 pm

Chris,
Could you ask your client whether they need having their mattresses cleaned ..... then again maybe not  ;)

Conrad

Title: Re: Strangest Clean ever
Post by: Len Gribble on December 14, 2005, 02:05:12 am

Neil

Yes but I’m the soul of discretion, but will say money only and I charge accordingly percentage wise!

Len

Title: Re: Strangest Clean ever
Post by: Teddycare on December 14, 2005, 05:33:40 pm

If I got jobs in those sort of places, I would be quite prepared to take payment in kind, but there again I'm just a dirty old numpty, but don't get me wrong I would still overcharge and get all the extras going.
Game for a laugh Ted ; D