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Title: Dog poo house
Post by: Twc services on December 23, 2011, 03:58:54 pm
Cleaned a new house today back garden was full of huge german sheppard poo it went all over my boots and hose was not happy
  >:(
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Post by: colin purewater on December 23, 2011, 04:02:50 pm
Now that's a reason to dump!

No thank you
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Post by: clean on December 23, 2011, 04:06:11 pm
It`s my biggest nightmare hate it so much just no need for it,dirty lazy gits  >:(
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Post by: PURER CLEAN on December 23, 2011, 04:08:48 pm
ive got a custy like this with there back garden. so i just extend my pole & clean from a good distance  ;D
the lady from the house has seen me doing this & thinks it funny  :-\ lol
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Post by: GB Window Cleaning on December 23, 2011, 04:11:39 pm
Dump... no pun intended  :P
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Post by: Tom White on December 23, 2011, 04:12:47 pm
These customers are a danger to your health.

I speak to mine; I just point out that dog poo and hoses aren't a good combination and if I phone them the evening prior to cleaning, would they ensure 'poo patrol' has been done prior to our arrival.

I've had a 100% success rate with this; it's a very reasonable request.
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Post by: tony atkinson on December 23, 2011, 04:36:35 pm
i stood in dog poop yesterday while cleaning a kitchen window so i cleaned it of my boots as i was scrimin the window the owner was laughin and jooken sayin you can clean the garden if you want  aswell so i was not happy so i finshed the house got my £14 went back in to the yard got her poop shovel scooped sum up and splatted it on kitchen window oh she was not happy lost job but i had last laugh the stupid old dog shagger not heard of her yet wen i do will wish her all the best haha
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Post by: Blue Frog Systems on December 23, 2011, 04:38:25 pm
my german shep does 8 dumps a day ;D
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Post by: simon w on December 23, 2011, 04:57:40 pm
i stood in dog poop yesterday while cleaning a kitchen window so i cleaned it of my boots as i was scrimin the window the owner was laughin and jooken sayin you can clean the garden if you want  aswell so i was not happy so i finshed the house got my £14 went back in to the yard got her poop shovel scooped sum up and splatted it on kitchen window oh she was not happy lost job but i had last laugh the stupid old dog shagger not heard of her yet wen i do will wish her all the best haha

Thats the Spirit Tony. Guess she didn't give you a Christmas tip then?  :D
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Post by: steven ainger on December 23, 2011, 04:59:45 pm
Cleaned a new house today back garden was full of huge german sheppard poo it went all over my boots and hose was not happy
  >:(


This will be your yule log  ;D
Title: Re: Dog poo house
Post by: tony atkinson on December 23, 2011, 08:38:40 pm
never had a tip of her in the 2years i hav been doing pal  she is stuck up her and the dogs arse 2much but i had my day been tellin her a bit now about the dog poop and p it stinks but shes not arsed but  she thinks she the world but she looks like a bulldog chewin a wasp feel sorry for her husband livein with that she should of been shot over her mothers back the dog poop lover..................
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Post by: Londoner on December 23, 2011, 09:09:32 pm
I was asked to go and look at a small disabled bungalow a few years back. The man had a German Shephard which he just let out in the garden. He was in a wheelchair so I guess he couldn't do much else.
The garden was literally ankle deep in the stuff, you couldn't even pick your way between it all.
needless to say I didn't do it.

Coming back to Tosh's point, even if they clear it up the ground is still contaminated and you are still getting it on your hose albeit in much smaller amounts. You might like to think on that Tosh as you are eating your sandwiches afterwards
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Post by: bobby p on December 23, 2011, 09:11:20 pm
i stood in dog poop yesterday while cleaning a kitchen window so i cleaned it of my boots as i was scrimin the window the owner was laughin and jooken sayin you can clean the garden if you want  aswell so i was not happy so i finshed the house got my £14 went back in to the yard got her poop shovel scooped sum up and splatted it on kitchen window oh she was not happy lost job but i had last laugh the stupid old dog shagger not heard of her yet wen i do will wish her all the best haha
ive read a few times over the yrs  that dog shaggin is a known activity with some  women.   its very wrong  this type of thing. years back i was chattin to a bloke when i was a mechanic ,discussing his rusty car and he pointed out a rusty round hole in the front wing-"just the right height  for shaggin ",dont repair that one  he said-    another pervert !
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Post by: tony atkinson on December 23, 2011, 09:38:33 pm
haha.....
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Post by: G Griffin on December 23, 2011, 10:23:08 pm
ive read a few times over the yrs  that dog shaggin is a known activity with some  women.   its very wrong  this type of thing.

Do you reckon, Bobby? And why are being so judgmental? Live and let live.
I bet the women lead them on though.
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Post by: bobby p on December 23, 2011, 10:51:49 pm
ive read a few times over the yrs  that dog shaggin is a known activity with some  women.   its very wrong  this type of thing.

Do you reckon, Bobby? And why are being so judgmental? Live and let live.
I bet the women lead them on though.
lead them on heheh 

 i personally would drop anybody from my list who i had grounds to think was a pervert,  otherwise they will use a respectable service as a cover for their bad activities .  A  brash woman on my round was showing a young lad who worked for me her pet chameleon, showing him that it had a very long tongue -immediately my eyebrows raised on hearing this chat , i knew instantly what she had in mind for that pet
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Post by: G Griffin on December 23, 2011, 11:10:47 pm
That's karma.
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Post by: richard jagger on December 24, 2011, 06:46:45 am
my german shep does 8 dumps a day
You need to change the brand of food you feed your dog. Bad quality produces lots of poo.Less nutrition in bad quality food, more poo. Fact.
Title: Re: Dog poo house
Post by: daniel worgan on December 24, 2011, 07:04:21 am
If i go to a new customers place and the garden is full of dog s h1t then i just refuse to do the job.If they cant be bothered to pick it up everyday then they aint going to worry about when your coming to clean their windows...disgusting creatures some customers.. ;D
Title: Re: Dog poo house
Post by: simon w on December 24, 2011, 08:34:40 am
ive read a few times over the yrs  that dog shaggin is a known activity with some  women.   its very wrong  this type of thing.

Do you reckon, Bobby? And why are being so judgmental? Live and let live.
I bet the women lead them on though.
lead them on heheh 

 i personally would drop anybody from my list who i had grounds to think was a pervert,  otherwise they will use a respectable service as a cover for their bad activities .  A  brash woman on my round was showing a young lad who worked for me her pet chameleon, showing him that it had a very long tongue -immediately my eyebrows raised on hearing this chat , i knew instantly what she had in mind for that pet

What she gets up to behind closed doors is one thing, but trying to get your young worker to join in as well is quite out of order  ;D

Anyway all those minutes he was wasting talking to this woman he could have been spent cleaning windows on your next house  :D

I hope you dropped her and docked his wages  :)
Title: Re: Dog poo house
Post by: simon w on December 24, 2011, 08:47:57 am
Perhaps were looking at this from the wrong angle Guy's? the Bio Hazard cleaners on the other forum charge top dollar for this kind of cleaning, perhaps for those without a full round they could use it as an add on service  :D

I feel sorry for the WC who has to take over from Tony. Not only is he going to have dog poop on his boots but now he's going to have it on his water fed brush when he has to clean the kitchen window  :D
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Post by: trevor summerfield on December 24, 2011, 11:03:46 am
dont do them, had a vets surgery with dog crap all round the building, it was the pits, mentioned it politely but they did nothing, DUMPED.
Title: Re: Dog poo house
Post by: Twc services on December 24, 2011, 12:33:50 pm
Think there is a big market for dog poo clearance. Once a week £7.50 per house. Thats it hanging the pole and hoses up  ;D
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Post by: tony atkinson on December 24, 2011, 02:29:34 pm
the next window cleaner will hav 2 be a newbie 2take her on just had a call from the police about splattin dog poop on her window told them dont know wat shes on about told them dont clean her windows she asked me but i dident do them due to her back yard being full of poop and p he turned round and sed dont blame you her house is just a bad inside it turns out she is a dog breeder her husband been on phone i told him to tell her take her face for a poop haha i am still laughin about it now no doubt i will c her in 2weeks time.
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Post by: deeege on December 24, 2011, 03:34:23 pm
That's karma.

Brilliant griff.
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Post by: jouk45 on December 24, 2011, 10:31:02 pm
one early morning, this house i have to go through to clean the  back windows, the grass was like 3ft tall,  anyway finishes,  and makes my way back through the house, the big dog was in the kitchen, and the woman was eating her morning toast, as i stepped into the kitchen, their was an almighty stinking smell, i had stepped on the dog poo and had come of my boot right on her floor, should have seen her face, the toast fell out her mouth as she started vomiting,she was violently sick  ;D when i went back the next visit, the grass was cut, and no dog poo lol