Clean It Up

UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: derek west on December 20, 2011, 05:08:26 pm

Title: foam upholstery cleaner
Post by: derek west on December 20, 2011, 05:08:26 pm

i got an email today from a web guru who told me that one of my sites is not ranking well for the search phrase "foam upholstery cleaner"


i'm devastated and have hired them immediately to correct this. hope they get me to the top soon.































ps.... any tips on cleaning foam, much appreciated. ;D

Title: Re: foam upholstery cleaner
Post by: garry22 on December 20, 2011, 05:33:31 pm

Crikey Derek,

You had me going then  ;D

I hope you told those parasites where to stick their "service"?

Title: Re: foam upholstery cleaner
Post by: derek west on December 20, 2011, 05:43:45 pm

i get a few a day of these type email TBH, usually called ashmac, or ishmol,  ;D but the phrase on this one was quite amusing, whats the search rate for "foam upholstery cleaning" ?

Title: Re: foam upholstery cleaner
Post by: Paul Moss on December 20, 2011, 06:02:02 pm

LOL

Title: Re: foam upholstery cleaner
Post by: garry22 on December 20, 2011, 06:05:23 pm

 ;D

Broad 140
Phrase 58
Exact 12!

Title: Re: foam upholstery cleaner
Post by: derek west on December 20, 2011, 06:07:51 pm

well it has potential then, is that daily weekly monthly yearly, 10 yearly or since google began ;D

Title: Re: foam upholstery cleaner
Post by: Paul Moss on December 20, 2011, 06:09:22 pm

No I think its just that all marketiers thing they can take the foam out of your De rick  :D

Title: Re: foam upholstery cleaner
Post by: Neil Williams on December 20, 2011, 06:10:23 pm

I've had these clowns with
Them: "You're not on the first page of google."
Me: Is that right what search words are you using?
Them: "Domestic cleaners Aldershot"
Me: Why would I want to polish and hoover houses 15 miles away

Phone down

Title: Re: foam upholstery cleaner
Post by: derek west on December 20, 2011, 06:13:34 pm

Quote from: Neil Williams on December 20, 2011, 06:10:23 pm

I've had these clowns with
Them: "You're not on the first page of google."
Me: Is that right what search words are you using?
Them: "Domestic cleaners Aldershot"
Me: Why would I want to polish and hoover houses 15 miles away

Phone down

my favourite,
them "your not on first page for (insert search term) for your website affordable cleaners"

me "who is then"?

them "carpet cleaners cheshire"

me "click on it then"

Them "ohhhhhh right"

me..... phone down   ;D ;D ;D