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UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: neil 47 on December 09, 2005, 05:26:54 pm

Title: They havent got a clue
Post by: neil 47 on December 09, 2005, 05:26:54 pm

went to clean some carpets on saturday .

"Cup  tea" says the lady, "yes please" I reply, Off she goes  5mins later she comes back whilst I am pre vacing with my sebo 360 Oh she say "THATS SOME MACHINE, where does the water "go  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

still laughing

 Neil

Title: Re: They havent got a clue
Post by: Mark Sanderson on December 09, 2005, 06:18:49 pm

Good god, She didn't know where the water goes, thought everyone would have known that!!
Had you already filled it up before she asked?

Don

Title: Re: They havent got a clue
Post by: Kinver_Clean on December 09, 2005, 06:28:14 pm

I just finished vaccing the other day and just putting it away to get the rest of the gear and mc out when the lady said 'thats very quick I'm very pleased with how clean the carpet is, here's your money!

Trevor

Title: Re: They havent got a clue
Post by: rs_cleancare on December 09, 2005, 06:31:17 pm

On a job a couple of months ago walked in with my vac and the customer said "your not going to clean our carpets with that!" :o

Title: Re: They havent got a clue
Post by: Bill Robinson on December 09, 2005, 07:05:12 pm

my ex wife took a exhaust pipe to be fited she asked how long it would take they told her to come back in about an hour so she went home chatting with her brother then went back an hour later and she noticed a few of them laughing at her she asked the guy if he had finnished he said he hadnt even started you took the car with you. :'(

Title: Re: They havent got a clue
Post by: Mark Sanderson on December 09, 2005, 07:17:22 pm

Customer said to me once "so you clean yourself before my carpets!!". After I was found in the bath tub. 8)

Lads at base found it very amusing, the boss didn't!

Have cleaned someone's curtains before using a carpet wand whilst keeping a look out at the same time, whilst a mate was sleeping off a hangover on  the custards three seater.

Oh the good old ChemDry days!! ;)



Don Atkinson

Title: Re: They havent got a clue
Post by: Cloverleaf on December 09, 2005, 08:09:13 pm

Cleaning a suite the other day. Cleaned one sofa frame, then wheeled the second sofa frame onto the sheet. Custy comes into room and says hows it going, I says great!
She looked at the sofa I was about to clean and said....yes it's come up realy well! ::)

Title: Re: They havent got a clue
Post by: stu_thomson on December 10, 2005, 08:43:05 pm

What about the customers who say after youve just cleaned her carpet and groomed it, and she comes in and says "its looking better allready"  ???

stu

Title: Re: They havent got a clue
Post by: Ian Gourlay on December 11, 2005, 10:17:24 am

Isnt it said that 85% of dirt  comes outwith a good vacum.