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Title: banned fro the other forum
Post by: CLEANCARE WC on December 12, 2011, 05:57:48 pm
We were discussing chocolate and when I said I didnt like it with hazlenuts caramel & nougat they said I had gone off topic  >:(
Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: Lee GLS on December 12, 2011, 06:22:56 pm
What forum?
Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: Ronnie Bryce on December 12, 2011, 06:24:59 pm
Lee  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Waken up man  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: CLEANCARE WC on December 12, 2011, 06:27:58 pm
What forum?

 ;D
Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: mike roberts on December 12, 2011, 06:40:55 pm
We were discussing chocolate and when I said I didnt like it with hazlenuts caramel & nougat they said I had gone off topic  >:(

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: Steve CM on December 12, 2011, 06:48:26 pm
Someone draw him a diagram  ;D
Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: A & J Owen Window Cleaning on December 12, 2011, 06:56:49 pm
????
Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: wightsurf on December 12, 2011, 07:35:53 pm
that made me laugh  ;D
Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: Joseph Michael on December 12, 2011, 07:44:39 pm
What has a hazlenut in every bite?
Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: CLEANCARE WC on December 12, 2011, 07:45:40 pm
What has a hazlenut in every bite?

i dont know?  ;D
Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: AuRavelling79 on December 12, 2011, 07:50:46 pm
What has a hazlenut in every bite?

i dont know?  ;D

Squirrel Poo! Sorry went off Topic there.
Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: CLEANCARE WC on December 12, 2011, 07:53:13 pm
What has a hazlenut in every bite?

i dont know?  ;D

Squirrel Poo! Sorry went off Topic there.

lol  ;D
Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: Frankybadboy on December 12, 2011, 08:02:52 pm
rodney (lee)what a plonker ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: Lee GLS on December 12, 2011, 08:08:51 pm
You still havnt told me what forum  ;D
Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: Flash.. on December 12, 2011, 08:25:35 pm
I was with Lee but having read it 3/4 times slowly I have now got it ha ha. Lee your on your own now ;D
Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: sparkleglass on December 12, 2011, 08:26:48 pm
HO HO HO ;)
Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: Lee GLS on December 12, 2011, 08:32:42 pm
Whats nougat  ???
Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: colley614 on December 12, 2011, 09:04:10 pm
I can see you getting banned from another forum unless you start talking windows   ;D
Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: CLEANCARE WC on December 12, 2011, 09:07:48 pm
not bothered  :P
Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: Scoop on December 12, 2011, 11:21:05 pm
Similar experience here.

Lovely young customer who used to look at me as if I came from Mars.

But the months passed and then one day to my amazement she smiled that fatal smile and said "It's a lovely day. Why don't we go for a Picnic?"

I was the happiest man in the Galaxy. We sat in the meadow and then she stood up and in her youthful abandon she gave me a Twirl.

In my mind the Minstrels were playing. I looked up at the maiden in front of me - what a Bounty!

As she unpacked the hamper I could see the Treats that were in store for me. We ate but our hunger wasn't for food.

Then she came over to Wispa something to me.

"I hope you're not thinking of trying to get into my Snickers!" she said, nibbling my ear.

I felt my Toffee Crisp.....   ;D

Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: G Griffin on December 12, 2011, 11:27:31 pm
Similar experience here.

Lovely young customer who used to look at me as if I came from Mars.

But the months passed and then one day to my amazement she smiled that fatal smile and said "It's a lovely day. Why don't we go for a Picnic?"

I was the happiest man in the Galaxy. We sat in the meadow and then she stood up and in her youthful abandon she gave me a Twirl.

In my mind the Minstrels were playing. I looked up at the maiden in front of me - what a Bounty!

As she unpacked the hamper I could see the Treats that were in store for me. We ate but our hunger wasn't for food.

Then she came over to Wispa something to me.

"I hope you're not thinking of trying to get into my Snickers!" she said, nibbling my ear.

I felt my Toffee Crisp.....   ;D



Did you undo her Buttons and get a finger of Fudge, or what?
Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: AuRavelling79 on December 13, 2011, 04:02:33 pm
Lets not turn this into a marathon post (showing my age there). ;D
Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: Blast Away on December 13, 2011, 04:22:14 pm
Similar experience here.

Lovely young customer who used to look at me as if I came from Mars.

But the months passed and then one day to my amazement she smiled that fatal smile and said "It's a lovely day. Why don't we go for a Picnic?"

I was the happiest man in the Galaxy. We sat in the meadow and then she stood up and in her youthful abandon she gave me a Twirl.

In my mind the Minstrels were playing. I looked up at the maiden in front of me - what a Bounty!

As she unpacked the hamper I could see the Treats that were in store for me. We ate but our hunger wasn't for food.

Then she came over to Wispa something to me.

"I hope you're not thinking of trying to get into my Snickers!" she said, nibbling my ear.

I felt my Toffee Crisp.....   ;D



Did you undo her Buttons and get a finger of Fudge, or what?

He did yeh, but she would only let him do it After Eight on the Double Decker home.
Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: A & J Owen Window Cleaning on December 13, 2011, 04:23:56 pm
or run your fingers through her curley wirleys while she had ya yorkie in her hand ;D
Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: bobplum on December 13, 2011, 04:28:10 pm
you lot stop it now....i am on a  diet :'(
Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: A & J Owen Window Cleaning on December 13, 2011, 04:29:12 pm
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: Lee GLS on December 13, 2011, 04:35:28 pm
To tell you the truth I couldn't give a dime
Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: Peter Fogwill on December 13, 2011, 06:14:09 pm
Ronnie was first to get it, he's a bit of a smartie.

Peter
Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: bobplum on December 13, 2011, 07:50:28 pm
stop it.......oh what the hell, i mars as well join in ;D(took me an hour that one)
Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: CLEANCARE WC on December 13, 2011, 09:55:32 pm
WHAM! back in with another, whoever gets the best one i will award a STAR BAR and a can of quantro.
Title: Re: banned fro the other forum
Post by: CLEANCARE WC on December 13, 2011, 09:58:04 pm
Similar experience here.

Lovely young customer who used to look at me as if I came from Mars.

But the months passed and then one day to my amazement she smiled that fatal smile and said "It's a lovely day. Why don't we go for a Picnic?"

I was the happiest man in the Galaxy. We sat in the meadow and then she stood up and in her youthful abandon she gave me a Twirl.

In my mind the Minstrels were playing. I looked up at the maiden in front of me - what a Bounty!

As she unpacked the hamper I could see the Treats that were in store for me. We ate but our hunger wasn't for food.

Then she came over to Wispa something to me.

"I hope you're not thinking of trying to get into my Snickers!" she said, nibbling my ear.

I felt my Toffee Crisp.....   ;D



Did you undo her Buttons and get a finger of Fudge, or what?  

No she was a bit of a MALTEASER