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UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: The Carpet Cleaning Pro on December 07, 2011, 12:45:05 am

Title: Its nice to get presents from clients
Post by: The Carpet Cleaning Pro on December 07, 2011, 12:45:05 am
If I go in the van, I know there is wine in there from clients. Got a bag of carrots the other day. Whats the wierdest thing a customer gave you?
Title: Re: Its nice to get presents from clients
Post by: Billy Russell on December 07, 2011, 08:02:59 am
Genital Warts!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: craignozza on December 07, 2011, 12:23:35 pm
And that was two christmas's ago and  i bet you've still got them  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: derek west on December 07, 2011, 12:37:14 pm
yellow chillies, i commented and got.
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Post by: Jamie Pearson on December 07, 2011, 04:40:31 pm
3 rusty Vespas abandoned in their back shop under a heap of junk.

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Title: Re: Its nice to get presents from clients
Post by: Shaun_Ashmore on December 07, 2011, 06:12:54 pm
Funny you should post this Monte today I've had given me a boxed 75cl Bowmore whisky and a bag of tomatos, trouble is I like the latter and don't drink the former but it will make a super present therefore saving me some money, if that's not recycling what is?

Shaun
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Post by: Richard Basey-Fisher on December 07, 2011, 07:37:28 pm
doing ok this year    2 x bottles of wine ,  2 jars of honey, 2 dozen eggs, box of celebrations oh and a  turkey    ( alive at the moment but soon to be dead )
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Post by: Neil Williams on December 07, 2011, 09:03:33 pm
Not exactly a xmas present but sitting in my living room is a 52 gallon tropical fish tank which came with everything except water and fish.........about £500 worth if bought new from a shop.
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Post by: Fintan_Coll on December 07, 2011, 10:10:52 pm
A customer who keeps geese gave me two goose eggs last week. It had been years since I ate a goose egg last. They are actually lighter in taste than a hen egg only bigger.
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Post by: Simon Moat on December 07, 2011, 10:18:43 pm
Never mind the egg, goose for xmas dinner for me, you can't beat it.
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Post by: Andy Hogarth on December 07, 2011, 11:28:46 pm
I've got a customer that collects me about 5 tesco carriers full of chestnuts every year, she delivers them to the house and bobs in for a brew.

i don't have the heart to tell her I hate the things!!!
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Post by: Steve_Knight on December 08, 2011, 07:38:15 am
3 rusty Vespas abandoned in their back shop under a heap of junk.

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Worth a fortune Jamie
Title: Re: Its nice to get presents from clients
Post by: Jamie Pearson on December 08, 2011, 08:38:02 am
I KNOW !!!!!! They are complete too. With paperwork.