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UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: fenman on December 06, 2011, 01:17:52 pm

Title: Bah humbug
Post by: fenman on December 06, 2011, 01:17:52 pm
My wife`s father and stepmother are staying over christmas and to top it all the wife`s mother and stepfather are joining us all on Boxing day. ( deep joy )
As a consequence I have been instructed to clean our upholstery and carpets in readiness for the royal visit.
I HATE cleaning my own and only ever do it under sufferance. ( I was tempted to let one of the Grouponers do it but was overruled by management  ;D  )
Would you believe it, my job for today was postponed this morning so naturally it was hinted that it would be a good time to do as I was told and clean my own.
I could only bring myself to clean the upholstery and as my wife was out I accidently forgot to clean the backs and the sides that you cannot see. :o
Title: Re: Bah humbug
Post by: Steve Rothwell on December 06, 2011, 01:55:09 pm
commiserations on the impending visit.

However beware .......... your lax work ethic to your own upholstery will be found out....

you cannot hide these things from the other half....

protect your rear end as it will no doubt be bitten in the near future..

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good luck

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Bah humbug
Post by: Colin Day on December 06, 2011, 02:41:35 pm
My missus won't let me clean ours again.... The sofa was wet for an entire week last time and I shrunk our BW...



















 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Bah humbug
Post by: Steve Rothwell on December 06, 2011, 03:11:02 pm
good move Colin

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Bah humbug
Post by: Helen on December 06, 2011, 09:49:28 pm
and the downside of being part of the "team" here, I can do the cleans myself and get told to do so :o..................
only joking, don't like doing cleans I am not paid for ;D
Title: Re: Bah humbug
Post by: Shaun_Ashmore on December 06, 2011, 10:01:11 pm
Don't you lot have laminate floors and leather upholstery?

Shaun
Title: Re: Bah humbug
Post by: Jamie Pearson on December 06, 2011, 10:02:16 pm
Machine washable upholstery all the way for me.
Title: Re: Bah humbug
Post by: Neil Williams on December 06, 2011, 10:11:09 pm
Don't you lot have laminate floors and leather upholstery?

Shaun

How do you know that :o
Might just have to get around to recolouring mine as cream is a silly colour!
Title: Re: Bah humbug
Post by: M.Acorn on December 06, 2011, 10:36:20 pm
I have flipping carpet in my kitchen !! Have to clean it every couple of months,as being an ex chef,I tend to chuck food all over it.
Had to clean 1 of my sofa's the other week,as my mate stayed over,think he must have shat himself in his sleep,as it reeked