Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Craig Trevain on November 12, 2011, 01:15:19 pm
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It's a three story apartment block and warden bungalow , inside the gutters only..
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sofa all day for me ;D ;D ;D occasional walk into kitchen to gauge on junk food and make cups of tea
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essex to yeovil must be mad or stupid. ;D ;D ;D
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Dear Essexladd,
Donchyou be comin down to Zummerzet stealin' ourrrr jobbbs! We got Willow man, Glastonbury and Zider to cast a spell on 'eee!
Yours,
Wurzel Carrotcruncher-Gummidge
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Go back ome, thee bis'nt welcome down ere ;D
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Go back ome, thee bis'nt welcome down ere ;D
Bristle! Ha! We'm always playing both ends against the middle.
We'm fram Gloster when we wants to boast 'bout Concorde and Rolls-Royce; we'm from zummerset when we wants to boast about our Zider and Helicopters and we'm from Bristle when we wants to boast about Brunel or chocolate.
But when anyone mentions the slave trade and the tobacco industry then we'm from Avon!
;D
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Craig do you want to borrow a decent vac and poles? I'm not far away.
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Craig do you want to borrow a decent vac and poles? I'm not far away.
;D
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Its a question, can some body do it for me, as for the last two years a guy from Plymouth has done it for me, now he can't.. So can somebody??? It's for one of our managing agent clients... Please let me know..
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And Frank I'm not mad or stupid... Your mad thinking I was doing that. As it was a question.
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i thought u were telling people what you had booked in today!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Craig do you want to borrow a decent vac and poles? I'm not far away.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Careful now, he'll have you escorted down to companies house!! ;D ;D ;D
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My cleaning company has to book in alot of work every day to keep all my staff busy, why would I announce every job I get? !
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And Frank I'm not mad or stupid... Your mad thinking I was doing that. As it was a question.
well make it a bit clearer what you are asking,probaly why you aint had anyone reply.
;) ;) ;)
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I suppose I take note of a question mark.. Why would I announce a job.. Madness!
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Not me too busy! Give Huw a ring.
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Not sure I'd want someone who has a netto vac, abit embarrassing !
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Not sure I'd want someone who has a netto vac, abit embarrassing !
Or a large Henry! ;D
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A wvd900 which is made by numatic and has a list price of 440.00 just for the vac, which is a commercial machine is fine, but for the uncommercial minded people they call it a Henry.
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>Craig
Neeeee! Naaawww! Neeeee! Naaaaaw! (Screech of tyres)
Avon and Somerset Grammar and Sense of Humour by-pass Police here.
Now then moi laddo, when yew wroights a messij like wot yew wuz tryin' to saaaay you shud have writ this:-
Would anyone like to do gutter cleaning for me in Yeovil?
Now if you wanted to be polite you might have put this:
I say, fellow window cleaners, would any of you like to do a gutter cleaning job for me in Yeovil, for which you will be rewarded with commensurate income to the value of the work completed?
Or the vernacular Essex speak:
Any of you geezers wanna do a gut'ah job in Yo-ville?
See, the way you put it sounded like you were asking whether it would be expedient for you to tool round the M25 all the way to Yeovil down the A303 to do a gutter job.
We'll let you off with a warning this time and ask you to stay on your manor please.
Oh and when you start a sentence then use a capital letter! ;D
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Thankyou gold, i can't stay on my manor as we are my friend a national company, we sub contract alot of work out, so it's good for others, on this occasion the window cleaner I was using from Plymouth to do our west country work, is now a sales person, so one was trying to replace him.
As of my Essex speech, I'm from the Essex/Suffolk border no Essex/London chat here.
I like writing to the point, as I have no time to write novels on here, I didn't realise people could not work these things out.
But I thankyou for your advise, and it is heeded, I think I have a problem with the west country chaps, because of their great love for a west country high leader, within a pole cult. Because I once complained about free adverts!!!!
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Craig - with a name like Trevain I would have thought you would have loved all things Cornish! And as you suggest Essex/Suffolk is a long way culturally from Essex London.
In the same way Bristol and Cornwall are at opposite ends of the "West Country" - they are Privateers and Pirates, wrecking poor souls into the way of the Gardiner who keeps them there like drug addicts feeding them better poles and better service so they come back for more! I am wise to his crafty ways and have only bought two SLX's, a transfer pump, a reel and some spares. You won't catch me fawning all over him though I might get another SLX22 and I did recommend my mate get an SLX48 for those high 4 storey georgian ex slave-traders and tobacco merchants homes in Clifton, Bristol.
We are much more sophisticated in Bristol - we have a proud and long history of tobacco, slavery, whale killing and warplanes. We are the largest City in England to have never had a football team in the Premiership and we have the highest bridge jumping suicide rate in the country.
If you want to go to Yeovil that's fine by me - warmongers to a man with their helicopters.
Any more lip from you and we'll send their crack team of bespectacled Morris-dancers to tickle you to death!
Me, write novels on here???? Now that's a novel idea! Hmmmmmmmmm ...... ;D
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Yes we are from Cornwall and I mentioned no company! I have family in Clifton Bristol, some great real ale pubs there, especially the coronation tap!.
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"Free adverts"? Who Gardiners?
That's shocking :o if I'd known that before I would never have purchased the superb SLX Carbon Poles as I have in the past. Probably stayed clear of the Fantastic 25' Extreme pole I now use for every day work. I certainly wouldn't have bought the unbelievably light and rigid 48' Extreme Pole with extension that I used last week on a fifty foot job. I wish I hadn't bought all those Extreme brushes either.
We are talking about Gardiners and their fantastic customer service are'nt we? Only I wasn't sure as you never mentioned their name. ???
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I've now had a company e mail me for all the west country work we sub contract out, So thankyou ciu for helping me find somebody.