Clean It Up
UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Carpet Dawg on November 07, 2011, 09:35:55 pm
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Or been tempted to date one??
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Yes , I have already said too much though. ;D
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about 13yrs ago I dated a nurse who i met when i cleaned her carpets........ we got married last july :) :)
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I did work for an ex page 3 model which I wouldn't have minded ;) but why do they always have a little yappy Yorkshire Terrier and a bloody horse?!
Shaun
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Once got propositioned by a lady in her bedroom..
I'm no Marti Pellow, but the locals refer to her as "Marsh Monster"... I declined...... ;D
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Are we into the land of double entendre?
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I have a customer who leaves her saucy underwear in the places I have to clean.
Last time I was in her house, she wanted an ink stain removed from her bedroom carpet. It was directly in front of her chest of drawers with the underwear drawer almost hanging out.
I cleaned her leather suite in the summer and had to move her thong and basque before I could clean the suite. :P
The mind boggles!
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My average customer is old enough to be my mum or grandmother so don't really get the opportunity to have such fantasies... although I have encountered a few younger ones I'd put in the milfs category hehe :D
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Anyway, there's obviously a reason you've asked - fill us in!
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Kind of, nearly a few times. It's a good a way as any to meet someone.
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My average customer is old enough to be my mum or grandmother so don't really get the opportunity to have such fantasies... although I have encountered a few younger ones I'd put in the milfs category hehe :D
I just can't believe that would stop you!!!!!! ;D
i bet you've had a few bone shakers comment on the length and girth of you hose!!! oh matron!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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My average customer is old enough to be my mum or grandmother so don't really get the opportunity to have such fantasies... although I have encountered a few younger ones I'd put in the milfs category hehe :D
i know exactly where jim is coming from one of the main reasons i got a tm is so the doorway is always open for a speedy exit .
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Oh young man! :o
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Confessions of a Carpet Cleaner
Starring Jim " Lightweight " Neal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Never dated a customer,but I always leave them very satisfied !! ;D
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Never dated a customer,but I always leave them very satisfied !! ;D
;D ;D ;D
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That's probably why they're satisfied Mark..
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So Jim is into GILFS then ;D
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jim all fix it ;D
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confessions of a carpet cleaner! ha ha :P
Anyway, yeah I am seeing a lady that i have cleaned for the last 4 years!
Been three weeks now and i still think OMG its the lady from ***** Road!! ;D
She is an absolute honey!! Always thought she was stunning but never thought she'd be in intrested in me plus i didn't want to make a move and get it badly wrong as I clean for her three times a year and i do loads of her friends too!
Luckly she had a few vino's before texting me asking if i was single! :o I was like, YES, YES I AM! :P
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Best stop 'doing' her friends then..
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lol i wrote that and thought should i leave it in or will someone pull me up on it ?!?! ;D
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Sorry mate, couldn't resist :D
Good luck with the new Mrs anyway.
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So you will be losing out on quite a bit of work then !!
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Sorry mate, couldn't resist :D
Good luck with the new Mrs anyway.
Cheers mate.
Mark, from her kinda yeah but she repays me in other ways! ;)
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On a positive note, you'll never be stuck what to get her for birthdays, xmas, anniversaries etc. 'Here you go darling, a voucher entitling you to 1 free carpet clean'.
Who said romance was dead?
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Welcome to your new "worst customer" !!
One tip, I find you can bore women very easily talking about carpet cleaning, best talk about what she does instead ;)
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Welcome to your new "worst customer" !!
One tip, I find you can bore women very easily talking about carpet cleaning, best talk about what she does instead ;)
or if that fails offer free protector
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You should always offer to use protection :)
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It would have been cheaper for her to join a dating Agency instead of paying you 4 times a year.
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Offer her a 3 for 2 on services, but don't do a BOGOf what ever you do :o
Shaun
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Mark, from her kinda yeah but she repays me in other ways! ;)
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You better hope she's not got an account on here haha
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Mark, from her kinda yeah but she repays me in other ways! ;)
You better hope she's not got an account on here haha
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Jamie how many carpet cleaners do you think she wants :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Hope she's looking for your money, she'll find out if she's on here looking through your posts ;D
Shaun
PS I'm safe I have no money just look through my posts :o
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Can't say I ever have, I don't carry Rophynol on the van.