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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: ascjim on November 03, 2011, 05:26:51 pm

Title: Birthday money.
Post by: ascjim on November 03, 2011, 05:26:51 pm

Hi all its my birthday soon and i will be expecting alot of cash coming my way.
Just need some advise about sticking it in the bank. Would it raise suspicions with the tax man?

Cheers J

Title: Re: Birthday money.
Post by: H S and Son on November 03, 2011, 05:31:37 pm

Tax man won't notice £20, it's neither here nor there so far as he's concerned.

Title: Re: Birthday money.
Post by: colin purewater on November 03, 2011, 05:34:17 pm

birthday money???

are you 12

Title: Re: Birthday money.
Post by: ascjim on November 03, 2011, 06:39:44 pm

im talking £300 +  :S

Title: Re: Birthday money.
Post by: weetot on November 03, 2011, 06:47:20 pm

I shall invest it for thee, just send it on and I shall delete my account.
Many thanks

Iwitot Swindle.

Title: Re: Birthday money.
Post by: Tom White on November 03, 2011, 06:50:58 pm

Yes, if investigated, the tax man would ask questions.

Maybe you'd better stick it my bank account.

PM me Yah?

Title: Re: Birthday money.
Post by: Blue Frog Systems on November 03, 2011, 06:53:56 pm

Dont stick it in an account you use for business and you should be fine. One thing i would do is make a note of where it has come from just incase the tax man asks in future.... i believe they check personal accounts too

Title: Re: Birthday money.
Post by: bumper on November 03, 2011, 07:26:29 pm

say you won it in the bookies :)

Title: Re: Birthday money.
Post by: mister bit on November 03, 2011, 08:39:06 pm

They'll ask to see the winning tickets from the bookies. It's up to you to prove where it comes from. Guilty until you can prove yourself innocent as far as HMRC are concerned.

Title: Re: Birthday money.
Post by: stuart mc on November 03, 2011, 08:43:12 pm

I am lost why you expecting money and who from

Title: Re: Birthday money.
Post by: g.brookes on November 03, 2011, 10:19:11 pm

is this a serious question?  if they did ask you, which is highly unlikely, just say its birthday money???

Title: Re: Birthday money.
Post by: Tom White on November 04, 2011, 09:22:46 am

Quote from: g.brookes on November 03, 2011, 10:19:11 pm

is this a serious question?  if they did ask you, which is highly unlikely, just say its birthday money???

And the tax man would say:

"Are you twelve-years-old?"  ;D

Title: Re: Birthday money.
Post by: sparkleglass on November 04, 2011, 05:24:56 pm

send it to me i will look after it for you  ::) ::) ::)

Title: Re: Birthday money.
Post by: awcs on November 04, 2011, 08:41:10 pm

have a night out instead of out myself now got to keep the joints well oiled see ya

Title: Re: Birthday money.
Post by: Dick on November 05, 2011, 03:27:55 pm

Is this a serious window cleaning related question? I'm sure there are more relevant sites for this.

Title: Re: Birthday money.
Post by: taylored on November 05, 2011, 03:49:46 pm

is this a joke ;D ;D ;D ;D