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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Flash.. on October 15, 2011, 02:54:46 pm

Title: What can be done to stop people..............
Post by: Flash.. on October 15, 2011, 02:54:46 pm
Thinking its sooooooooooooooooooooo funny when you window cleaning to say

"You have missed a bit there mate"

Ha bloody Ha

and whats worse they think its the first time you have heard it.
Anyone got a whitty reply I am getting fed up with forcing a smile?
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Post by: AS Window Cleaning on October 15, 2011, 03:02:37 pm
know what you mean. how bout replying: well I'm gonna make it rain anyway, so won't make a difference by tomorrow! at least it will stop them from saying it!
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Post by: rycalshaw on October 15, 2011, 03:10:49 pm
it,s either that or "get in the corners",i just say that theres only nosey bu***rs look out of the corners...
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Post by: Lee Burbidge on October 15, 2011, 03:21:04 pm
Best one to say is:

I have heard that so many times before that I am planning to change my name by depo to Mr Bit!!
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Post by: Tom White on October 15, 2011, 03:35:59 pm
"If I wanna hear sh1t, I'll fart!"
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Post by: bobplum on October 15, 2011, 04:56:12 pm
"WE CHARGE EXTRA FOR THE CORNERS"
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Post by: john the cleaner on October 15, 2011, 05:04:19 pm
wen they say u missed a bit i just reply yea i always no one perfect not even you
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Post by: AS Window Cleaning on October 15, 2011, 05:07:15 pm
Or, you wouldn't be able to see how clean the rest of the windows are in contrast unless I miss abit.

and

who the hell are you, the quality police?!
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Post by: sven on October 15, 2011, 05:49:00 pm
Thinking its sooooooooooooooooooooo funny when you window cleaning to say

"You have missed a bit there mate"

Ha bloody Ha

and whats worse they think its the first time you have heard it.
Anyone got a whitty reply I am getting fed up with forcing a smile?
















yet another so called window cleaner with no s.o.h what so ever,   you have to be pretty sad to post a topic of this nature.


why not go and get a job in a factory  or better still a night watchman were you wont need to communicate with the public on a friendly basis
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Post by: A & J Owen Window Cleaning on October 15, 2011, 05:59:56 pm
yeh mate but you windows are minging on the insides wa***r that will be a nice reply
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Post by: AS Window Cleaning on October 15, 2011, 06:12:30 pm
bit harsh sven, you have to admit it gets bit repetitive, especially if working on high street and every other tom, Dick AND harry passing says it. even my missus got fed up with it...and she has to put up with me, says how long suffering SHE is!

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Post by: paul saunders on October 15, 2011, 06:18:08 pm
These are my replies

 "you've missed a bit" ............ that's so they know I've been.  ;D

"get in them corners" ............ I always do the corners ..... it's the middle bits I miss.  ;D
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Post by: andyatkinson on October 15, 2011, 06:20:05 pm
sven, are your ovaries hurting? ::)
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Post by: Johnny B on October 15, 2011, 06:25:01 pm
These are my replies

 
"get in them corners" ............ I always do the corners ..... it's the middle bits I miss.  ;D

 ^ That's what I say as well!

 If some clown calls out "you've missed a bit"" I always say "Only a bit? I must be improving!"
(Always with a big grin on my face).
John
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Post by: Flash.. on October 15, 2011, 06:40:00 pm
SVEN GET A SENCE OF HUMOUR YOU SAD OLD TWAT
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Post by: clean on October 15, 2011, 07:19:42 pm
I hear it regular and i always reply with "i ain`t finished yet"  ;D
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Post by: Andy Prittchard on October 15, 2011, 07:31:24 pm
Then there's that really funny reference to George Formby...

So funny, so, so funny...  :(
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Post by: Dave Mills on October 15, 2011, 08:19:55 pm
Use Paul Merton's response to hecklers:

"Look, I'm trying to work here.  How would you like it if I shouted down the alleyway when you were giving blowjobs to transsexuals?"
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Post by: james51174 on October 15, 2011, 08:25:51 pm
in answer to both "missed a bit" and "make sure you get in those corners"

i like to reply in my best cockney george formby "when im cleaning windows" voice.......

....."I've got to leave a little bit for next time, or they wont want me back so soon"
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Post by: Andy Prittchard on October 15, 2011, 08:46:52 pm
Use Paul Merton's response to hecklers:

"Look, I'm trying to work here.  How would you like it if I shouted down the alleyway when you were giving blowjobs to transsexuals?"

Now you mention it, I'd hate that.  And so would Griff, a village near Nuneaton.
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Post by: G Griffin on October 15, 2011, 08:52:23 pm
why not go and get a job in a factory  or better still a night watchman were you wont need to communicate with the public on a friendly basis

We are the public, too. Do you call that friendly?
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Post by: G Griffin on October 15, 2011, 09:05:24 pm
Use Paul Merton's response to hecklers:

"Look, I'm trying to work here.  How would you like it if I shouted down the alleyway when you were giving blowjobs to transsexuals?"

Now you mention it, I'd hate that.  And so would Griff, a village near Nuneaton.

 :o
I'd certainly give them a mouthful.
But I'd ignore the hecklers.
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Post by: Blue Frog Systems on October 15, 2011, 09:28:50 pm
Just tell them they have just trod in dog cr*p .... they soon look down and get it
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Post by: stuart mc on October 15, 2011, 09:33:59 pm
Just tell them they have just trod in dog cr*p .... they soon look down and get it

better to say you have dog poo on your heel, and when they flick their heel up to take a look, say "hello sailor" in a camp voice
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Post by: daniel worgan on October 15, 2011, 09:36:57 pm
Thinking its sooooooooooooooooooooo funny when you window cleaning to say

"You have missed a bit there mate"

Ha bloody Ha

and whats worse they think its the first time you have heard it.
Anyone got a whitty reply I am getting fed up with forcing a smile?

I reply...."you dont pay me enough to clean all of it"
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Post by: JSMC on October 15, 2011, 09:41:35 pm
i say i cut corners not clean them
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Post by: ps outthere on October 15, 2011, 09:45:23 pm
Tell them 'I was in the Navy and I am used to cleaning portholes.
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Post by: Andy Prittchard on October 15, 2011, 10:01:51 pm
'Cleaning portholes'?  Is that what they call 'it' in the navy, sweetie?
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Post by: Nathanael Jones on October 15, 2011, 10:32:28 pm
No one ever says that to me, I just get cheeeky comments about how big my pole is!  ::)
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Post by: Andy Prittchard on October 15, 2011, 10:49:09 pm
What like?  Such as how do you manage with such a small one?
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Post by: richard jagger on October 15, 2011, 11:14:28 pm
Clap your hand and tell them they have just spotted the dirty mark and won a 4 week holiday for the family in Afghanistan.
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Post by: Gav Camm lammy 283 on October 16, 2011, 02:52:25 am
grip em tightly by throat
then slam em thru
a large store window
just like the undertaker
give em the last ride  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: laddermonkee on October 16, 2011, 11:16:09 am
Just say 'f++k up dickhead'