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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: H S and Son on September 27, 2011, 10:34:04 pm

Title: These people annoy the crap out of me.
Post by: H S and Son on September 27, 2011, 10:34:04 pm
An e-mail....…………


Hello
 
Can you please give me a quote for cleaning a gutter on a terraced house. 
 
Many thanks
Sylvia
Title: Re: These people annoy the crap out of me.
Post by: Sean Dyer on September 27, 2011, 10:38:33 pm
so quote it you miserable fart


 ;D
Title: Re: These people annoy the crap out of me.
Post by: Tom White on September 27, 2011, 10:41:23 pm
Just e-mail them a price based on no access problems, telling them as such.

Your average terraced house is about 14 feet long; just big enough to park a mondeo outside and the wife's mini.

It's not that hard to guesstimate.
Title: Re: These people annoy the crap out of me.
Post by: Kwackers on September 27, 2011, 10:49:30 pm
I'd be happy with that with my new site when it's moving. At the end of the day it's a lead. Phone them, get their address, visit, quote, clean, get paid :)
Title: Re: These people annoy the crap out of me.
Post by: H S and Son on September 27, 2011, 10:52:04 pm
She hasn't said if she wants the insides done, the outsides done or both. She hasn't said where she is, it might be 2 doors up the road or 15 miles away. She hasn't even had the decency to say if she's got big tits.

Honestly, maybe I'm turning into victor meldrew, but what a dope.
Title: Re: These people annoy the crap out of me.
Post by: H S and Son on September 27, 2011, 10:53:02 pm
I'd be happy with that with my new site when it's moving. At the end of the day it's a lead. Phone them, get their address, visit, quote, clean, get paid :)

How can I phone her, she hasn't left her number. Seriously some people.
Title: Re: These people annoy the crap out of me.
Post by: H S and Son on September 27, 2011, 10:54:44 pm
'Hello. I've got a house how much to do some work round it?'
Title: Re: These people annoy the crap out of me.
Post by: stuart mc on September 27, 2011, 10:55:17 pm
 ;D ;D does my head in as well Matt ;) that and how much to clean my windows in camelon, audrey ??? or I need an emergency window clean in Larbert as we are having a party on saturday, how much would it be ;D
Title: Re: These people annoy the crap out of me.
Post by: Steve_c on September 27, 2011, 10:55:24 pm
 victor meldrew  ;D
Title: Re: These people annoy the crap out of me.
Post by: H S and Son on September 27, 2011, 10:57:58 pm
Fukc-off  ;D
Title: Re: These people annoy the crap out of me.
Post by: Tom White on September 27, 2011, 11:02:07 pm
"How much do you charge to clean a house?"  ;D
Title: Re: These people annoy the crap out of me.
Post by: H S and Son on September 27, 2011, 11:04:39 pm
;D ;D does my head in as well Matt ;) that and how much to clean my windows in camelon, audrey ??? or I need an emergency window clean in Larbert as we are having a party on saturday, how much would it be ;D

Poke their eyes out mate, I would. They're obviously being purposely obtuse and trying to wind you up.  8)
Title: Re: These people annoy the crap out of me.
Post by: Kwackers on September 27, 2011, 11:09:36 pm
Well, instead of having an email address, why not have a contact form that includes:

Address
Phone Number
Email Address

etc?
Title: Re: These people annoy the crap out of me.
Post by: H S and Son on September 27, 2011, 11:11:33 pm
What's this?


http://www.oakleywindowcleaning.co.uk/contact.htm
Title: Re: These people annoy the crap out of me.
Post by: Kwackers on September 27, 2011, 11:16:56 pm
You have made your email available, so some people will use it. Take it off if it bothers you that much and stop your whinging.

Seriously...some people...
Title: Re: These people annoy the crap out of me.
Post by: cozy on September 27, 2011, 11:19:36 pm
I'd be happy with that with my new site when it's moving. At the end of the day it's a lead. Phone them, get their address, visit, quote, clean, get paid :)

Don't expect things to work smoother when your site is working  ;D ;D ;D You will still get these type of questions mate! ;)
Title: Re: These people annoy the crap out of me.
Post by: H S and Son on September 27, 2011, 11:22:12 pm
I'm too good for this world that's the trouble. It's like oil and water. Far too distinct and far superior  ;D

Kwackers It's from people like me that the next race of superior beings rises.  If I were you I'd end it all now mate, save infecting the rest of us with your contaminated genome
 ;D
Title: Re: These people annoy the crap out of me.
Post by: dazmond on September 27, 2011, 11:30:08 pm
matt are you still trimming customers plants that are in the way of the windows your supposed to clean as a little sideline or free of charge? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;Dis it going down well with the customers? ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: These people annoy the crap out of me.
Post by: stuart mc on September 27, 2011, 11:30:30 pm
I'd be happy with that with my new site when it's moving. At the end of the day it's a lead. Phone them, get their address, visit, quote, clean, get paid :)

Don't expect things to work smoother when your site is working  ;D ;D ;D You will still get these type of questions mate! ;)
;D ;D I love the call as well, can you do my windows tomorrow, it is a first floor flat and has to be done tomorrow, as we are selling and viewers will be coming, it has so many windows how much ;D then when you reply with a price they are surprised ;D I have loads of polite reply's for both email and and phone calls but they really do my nut in
Title: Re: These people annoy the crap out of me.
Post by: H S and Son on September 27, 2011, 11:38:23 pm
matt are you still trimming customers plants that are in the way of the windows your supposed to clean as a little sideline or free of charge? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;Dis it going down well with the customers? ;D ;D ;D

It's funny you should say that Daz, I had to move a few plant pots today to get to a conservatory, which goes against the grain since my run in with The dog-collared one, I was most wary and considerate, not wanting to cause undue damage and suffering to a Pelargonium you know  ;D