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UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Simon Gerrard on September 12, 2011, 05:09:48 pm

Title: I'm Back!
Post by: Simon Gerrard on September 12, 2011, 05:09:48 pm

Hello, boys, I'm back.
I got banned for a week for Childish Provocation, which I guess in Moderator speak equals possessing a sense of humour ;D.
Anyway, I decided that a week just wasn't enough for such a grevious crime, so I banned myself for extra week while I attended a self help clinic in Norfolk.  I have to say it was the best £1.50 I've spent in a long time and now learned what both provocation and childish mean, and how they can be intepreted by different people in different sceanrios, but first I had to learn what 'scenarios' meant, which posed a whole new set of situations upon my already muddled mind.
I'm now suitable rehabilitated, so don't expect any more  ;D, or  ;), or even  :D from me. Fromt now on I'm  :(
Simon

Title: Re: I'm Back!
Post by: Doug Holloway on September 12, 2011, 05:13:02 pm

Hi Simon

It's good to have you back ;D

Cheers

Doug

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Post by: AshWhite on September 12, 2011, 05:16:28 pm

Welcome back Simon, I hope you have learned your lesson you naughty boy.
Wonder what the repeat offender stats are..

Ash

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Post by: derek west on September 12, 2011, 05:20:23 pm

£1.50 eh! hmmmmmm can i pay weekly?, welcome back.

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Post by: Steve Chapman on September 12, 2011, 05:26:52 pm

 :) ;) :D ;D

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Post by: Jim_77 on September 12, 2011, 05:41:45 pm

Does this mean you're going to stop spamming so much on truckmounters now?! :D

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Post by: wynne jones on September 12, 2011, 05:50:31 pm

So long as you believe everything you read, don't question anything stupid and only buy stuff that's sponsored on here I think you will be fine.

Title: Re: I'm Back!
Post by: Simon Gerrard on September 12, 2011, 07:01:52 pm

Does this mean you're going to stop spamming so much on truckmounters now?! 
Jim,
You've lost me there, you'll have to explain. Remember I'm now a recovering childish provocator, but it is going to take time to adjust and establish links with the real world.

Simon

Title: Re: I'm Back!
Post by: cozy on September 12, 2011, 07:08:18 pm

I was "Disruptive Child Like" If you start a club, can I be a chair stacker please? I got a whole week ban, So I must be a naughty member too. 8) Please please let me join. :-*

Title: Re: I'm Back!
Post by: Colin Day on September 12, 2011, 07:10:29 pm

Welcome back... You've missed some right weirdos lately... ;D

Title: Re: I'm Back!
Post by: Simon Gerrard on September 12, 2011, 07:35:17 pm

Aw, I like weirdos, they make Hector look normal ;D
Oh, sorry, there was a hint of humour there. :-X

Title: Re: I'm Back!
Post by: Steve Rothwell on September 12, 2011, 08:36:59 pm

I will have you know that there is nothing normal about me....   ;D ;D



any more humour and you will have to be banned again...

Title: Re: I'm Back!
Post by: Simon Gerrard on September 12, 2011, 08:43:19 pm

 :'( :'(

Title: Re: I'm Back!
Post by: Steve Rothwell on September 12, 2011, 08:54:23 pm

It is alright Simon.......................


I know you are not funny

 :o :o :o

Title: Re: I'm Back!
Post by: Robert Watson on September 12, 2011, 09:06:03 pm

"I attended a self help clinic in Norfolk. I have to say it was the best £1.50 I've spent in a long time"

Groupon again?

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Post by: Jim_77 on September 12, 2011, 10:14:30 pm

Haha Simon it seemed that your lack of posting on here during your banned time was made up for by double the amount of posts on truckmounters!!

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Post by: clive ware on September 12, 2011, 11:41:29 pm

Simon. Can I join your club too-I got banned from my golf club for a month a few years back! :D

Title: Re: I'm Back!
Post by: Billy Russell on September 13, 2011, 07:22:53 am

Thats different though clive!!! You know you shouldn't be doing that in the bunkers no matter how desperate you are!!!!!!!!!! ;D

Title: Re: I'm Back!
Post by: Simon Gerrard on September 13, 2011, 08:03:13 am

Yeah, but at least he got a hole in one ;D Ooopps, sorry, more humour, sorrrreeee :-X

Title: Re: I'm Back!
Post by: Steve Rothwell on September 13, 2011, 08:32:17 am

Stop it Simon ......................



I did miss you the last 2 weeks..........................
















however my aim is now getting better     ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: I'm Back!
Post by: Simon Gerrard on September 13, 2011, 08:47:09 am

Hector,
Unfortuantely I cannot comment on your last post because I'm a good boy now and if I'm not careful my new found freedom may go down the toilet.

Simon

Title: Re: I'm Back!
Post by: Neil Williams on September 13, 2011, 08:35:52 pm

Quote from: Major Clean Up on September 13, 2011, 08:47:09 am

because I'm a good boy now and if I'm not careful my new found freedom may go down the toilet.

So during your 'time off' did you do some research into getting a decent machine which is more easily transportable than that over weight petrol guzzling machine you currently have ;D

Title: Re: I'm Back!
Post by: Simon Gerrard on September 13, 2011, 08:53:50 pm

Neil,
I did, but could only come up with the new 'Provoator' but thought it was a bit of a childish name, so I've stuck with the mighty Titan ;D

Title: Re: I'm Back!
Post by: Steve Rothwell on September 13, 2011, 08:55:08 pm

no comparison with Billy Buffer though  ;D ;D