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Title: Things customers give you
Post by: Ian101 on September 09, 2011, 06:18:18 pm
This week I have had a bag of apples and pears ... a bag of green beans and a large bag of wood  :D
Title: Re: Things customers give you
Post by: C-Thru. on September 09, 2011, 06:22:21 pm
Cash & Cheques!! lol
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Post by: mci services on September 09, 2011, 06:24:39 pm
bar of chocolate once a month, cans of no sugar drinks ??? cakes, biscuits

and a dose of crabs :P
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Post by: Ian101 on September 09, 2011, 06:25:45 pm
I must be looking poor as also got 2 tips this week . ... summit that never happens  :(
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Post by: bobby p on September 09, 2011, 06:38:41 pm
a dvd ,  didnt want it as im not keen on Eric Sykes  but a refusal often offends. i later sold it on ebay 
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Post by: Llaaww on September 09, 2011, 07:03:00 pm
very nice patio set 2 chairs and table heavy metal ones

two pine chairs ( nice in front of the aga)

a shower head  ( a big brass one)

wheel barrow

bike

denon amp and tuner with speakers

a bike

bottle of jack daniels

a pair of wellies

lots of plants for the garden

a bed

lots of wine and chocs at crimbo

A beanie hat from harrods

tug toy for the dog

a pergola for the garden

a tent

an extension lead

a car battery

looks like too much to mention, I keep remembering more and more...  ;)




Title: Re: Things customers give you
Post by: supernova77 on September 09, 2011, 07:12:37 pm
A bag of plums!
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Post by: Frankybadboy on September 09, 2011, 07:13:40 pm
holiday ;)
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Post by: the bfg on September 09, 2011, 07:17:37 pm
a black eye
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Post by: Frankybadboy on September 09, 2011, 07:45:17 pm
Quote from: the bfg on September 09, 2011, 07:17:37 pm
a black eye
peas
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Post by: Jimmy Jon on September 09, 2011, 07:55:25 pm
a wonky fat cucumber  :)
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Post by: Frankybadboy on September 09, 2011, 07:58:37 pm
Quote from: Terry Tibbs on September 09, 2011, 07:55:25 pm
a wonky fat cucumber  :)
they trying to tell you something lol ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Dave Willis on September 09, 2011, 08:03:29 pm
gonorrhoea  :o
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Post by: steve rix on September 09, 2011, 08:05:25 pm
A 1997 green MG TF (no mot!!)
Title: Re: Things customers give you
Post by: GB Window Cleaning on September 09, 2011, 08:52:58 pm
i clean for my old dinner lady from my old primary school and i think she must think im still 8 cos she insists on giving me a "blue ribben" every time  ;D
Title: Re: Things customers give you
Post by: Richard Neal on September 09, 2011, 09:37:09 pm
I got a brand new rabbit hutch ( we dont have a rabbit so sold it outside my house).

Been offered a few things from some female customers but theyre to ugly for me  ???
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Post by: Blue Frog Systems on September 09, 2011, 10:17:48 pm
eggs & tomatos ... christmas time i get a wreath for my door off one custy.

Often get bones for the dog and keep the change and get the kids some sweets too
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Post by: michael o on September 09, 2011, 10:28:35 pm
mouthful of abuse
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Post by: Dougaldum on September 09, 2011, 10:38:12 pm
A cup of tea and coffee

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Post by: Pure Glass on September 09, 2011, 10:40:43 pm
This week - A stonkin great big courgette and the biggest apple youve ever seen in ya life
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Post by: pure tech on September 10, 2011, 06:02:41 am
A nice little chest freezer.
Use it to store my fishbait and flake ice so have promised the lady a few feeds of fresh fish.
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Post by: ascjim on September 10, 2011, 07:33:54 am
Blow jobs, when the house wives got no payment
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Post by: dave f on September 10, 2011, 07:36:47 am
i got a large marrow yesterday  and the next custys garden i got a boot full of dog poope lol ;D
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Post by: AuRavelling79 on September 10, 2011, 07:37:44 am
Quote from: Pure Glass on September 09, 2011, 10:40:43 pm
This week - A stonkin great big courgette and the biggest apple youve ever seen in ya life


Fruits been good this year - I've been given loads of fruit but as I've got an apple tree a cherry tree and hazelnuts in my garden I've refused some stuff.

But I had a huge juicy pear off a custy in her back garden; tasted wonderful, no bruises or marks just firm and fruity - absolutely gorgeous! Told my wife and she won't speak to me now.  ???
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Post by: Londoner on September 10, 2011, 08:41:52 am
I have had apples this week but have you noticed the number of people these days who make no attempt to pick their apples and just leave them to drop?
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Post by: bobby p on September 10, 2011, 09:03:48 am
me and the lads have had a fair few of those mini tomatoes . golden rule,no more than 2 at any 1 house though
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Post by: L.J.Thorpe on September 10, 2011, 09:28:09 am
2 portable tellys
dvd player
freeview box
microwave
assorted goldfish/carp
titan pond pump
various plants
bottle of bacardi(just random not xmas)
7 large bags of cadburys mini eggs (just random not easter)
job lot of patio pots and that log roll stuf(flogged it)
a battery for an electric golf trolley
25 litres of engine oil
Title: Re: Things customers give you
Post by: Spruce on September 10, 2011, 10:02:51 am
I've had a few that give me a 'headache'.  ;D
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Post by: Smudgeoff Cleaning Services on September 10, 2011, 01:18:06 pm
Fruit and veg all year round from one local grower
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Post by: CLEANCARE WC on September 10, 2011, 01:20:57 pm
Quote from: GB Window cleaning on September 09, 2011, 08:52:58 pm
i clean for my old dinner lady from my old primary school and i think she must think im still 8 cos she insists on giving me a "blue ribben" every time  ;D


dont takeaway my breakaway  ;)