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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Ian101 on September 08, 2011, 08:21:20 am

Title: Customers idea of the perfect window cleaner
Post by: Ian101 on September 08, 2011, 08:21:20 am
Been a little wet in these parts this week but carried on working.

Had 1 bloke come running out saying the noise had startled him as he didnt think I would be working this weather  ???

Translates to "well you have started so you might as well carry on" ... explained about water on water not making a difference and was happy enough so got me thinking as to what they want a perfect window cleaner to be.

so first off I would say

one that knocks first to ask if they want them doing
Title: Re: Customers idea of the perfect window cleaner
Post by: H S and Son on September 08, 2011, 08:44:05 am
One they dont see hear or have to pay but still keeps their glass gleaming?
Title: Re: Customers idea of the perfect window cleaner
Post by: sf on September 08, 2011, 08:45:50 am
me ;D lol ;D
Title: Re: Customers idea of the perfect window cleaner
Post by: H S and Son on September 08, 2011, 08:52:24 am
No, licking the glass isnt really the best way to clean it.
Title: Re: Customers idea of the perfect window cleaner
Post by: Dean payne on September 08, 2011, 01:40:12 pm
say dont worry thiers no extra charge for the added water from the rain to help rinse these windows .
Title: Re: Customers idea of the perfect window cleaner
Post by: Justen Uff on September 08, 2011, 03:30:34 pm
one that arrives exactly same time each month when expected.  Knocks on door first to make sure they need doing, if answer is no then they don't get done til next time! 
Alternatively if they say "I don't expect you every 4 weeks exactly", or "if I'm not in don't do them if it's raining"...then the go on my "other" list  which is... I do them when I feel like it and if I lose them well who cares.
Title: Re: Customers idea of the perfect window cleaner
Post by: wpclean on September 08, 2011, 04:26:04 pm
1. Will accept payment in 2p coins, and euros.

2. Can levitate over garden gate

3.Will clean only in perfect weather, and only when the widows are seriously mucky.

Title: Re: Customers idea of the perfect window cleaner
Post by: Avo on September 08, 2011, 04:39:40 pm
He who washes the dishes.. cooks the dinner and puts the rubbish out...

Dose home count cause i charge for all 3 of these   ;D
Title: Re: Customers idea of the perfect window cleaner
Post by: Tom White on September 08, 2011, 04:51:20 pm
He will have slanty eyes, a Geordie accent, and be handsome, funny, charming, and intelligent.

There's some lucky window cleaning customers in Chepstow!
Title: Re: Customers idea of the perfect window cleaner
Post by: richard jagger on September 08, 2011, 05:07:08 pm
All the above and also picks up the dog muck and sends thank  you notes when they forget to pay you, contented to work for the honour of cleaning there windows. Before I forget ,can go into hibernation at will in the winter.
Title: Re: Customers idea of the perfect window cleaner
Post by: SunShineCleaning on September 08, 2011, 06:19:35 pm
He will have slanty eyes, a Geordie accent, and be handsome, funny, charming, and intelligent.

There's some lucky window cleaning customers in Chepstow!

Well nearly correct eh Ken.
Title: Re: Customers idea of the perfect window cleaner
Post by: SunShineCleaning on September 08, 2011, 06:21:07 pm
Been a little wet in these parts this week but carried on working.

Had 1 bloke come running out saying the noise had startled him as he didnt think I would be working this weather  ???

Translates to "well you have started so you might as well carry on" ... explained about water on water not making a difference and was happy enough so got me thinking as to what they want a perfect window cleaner to be.

so first off I would say

one that knocks first to ask if they want them doing

If you could get some serious comments and positioned your business to suit you would be on to something with this question.
Title: Re: Customers idea of the perfect window cleaner
Post by: H S and Son on September 08, 2011, 06:25:06 pm
the widows are seriously mucky.

Aye, a mucky widow, you cant beat a night with a mucky widow  ;)
Title: Re: Customers idea of the perfect window cleaner
Post by: Chris Cottrell on September 09, 2011, 02:45:30 pm
There's some lucky window cleaning customers in Chepstow!

They'd be Sqweak's custys then  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Customers idea of the perfect window cleaner
Post by: Frankybadboy on September 09, 2011, 04:45:12 pm
He will have slanty eyes, a Geordie accent, and be handsome, funny, charming, and intelligent.

There's some lucky window cleaning customers in Chepstow!
do you know anyone that ugly then tosh :P :P :P