Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: AuRavelling79 on October 22, 2005, 07:49:50 pm
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How do you imagine your fellow posters on this forum look? (I know we get the odd hint and occasional photo but what is in your mind eye?)
I imagine myself (and I have a very vivid imagination!) as 6ft tall, 13 stones of muscle with a finely defined six pack and a face that is a cross between George Clooney's and Tom Cruise's - only with nicer teeth! ;D
Sorry ladies but reality does not match the above description!
How do you imagine other posters?
I'll start you off:-
1. TOSH
A cross between a Japanese Pilot on Tora! Tora! Tora! and an SAS hard nut!
2. ROSSKESAVA
A mixture of Bob Hoskins and Arnie Schwarzenneger.
3. Sarah Saill
Dark haired, slender and feisty. (Demi Moore perhaps?)
4. Busy Daffodil
A bit of a laff! Lisa Tarbuck lookalike but younger and thinner.
5. MATT
A mixture of tough young buck and Data off Star Trek (brain the size of a planet!)
Your turn now!
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whos no 5
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Sorry DSL - I've modified it to put Matt's name in!
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malc gold ------ johnny vegas
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pj ------a cross between charles bronson and jack nicholson ,only smaller and harder
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Dave's somewhere between Homer Simpson and Borat. :D
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Malc,
Spot on - when I was in my teens before the daughter spoiled all that !!!
I'm afraid I'm feisty (sometimes not a good quality) and would looooooooooooooooove to look like Demi Moore as were both about the same age.
I imagine all the men to be in their late 30's - early 40's with toned bodies due to all the physical work. Sunkissed skin and kind faces.
Please dont correct me - I'll be shattered !!!!!
Lizzie - humour reminds me of Dawn French - no its not terries its mine !!!!
As to looks no idea as age is a big factor for womens bods - but she has no kids so thats a plus.
Worr Lass will be short and really toned as she runs and does a physical job. She'll be down to earth as shes from Pontypool and I imagine Tosh to be well built because of the physical history.
Dave - I've seen his picture so thats easy (unless it wasn't him)
Probably all rubbish but thats what I see.
Sarah
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sarah
the girl i dream about every night but with longer legs and less spots ;D ;D
where have you seen my photo
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oh yes newsnight i forgot about that :-[
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Your avatar David and Newsnight - sat in the corner you naughty boy
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I compare my personality to Dawn French so I suppose Lisa Tarbuck isnt far off the mark!
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Well if you're interested Lizzy there's a few mugshots on my great thread I started about 4 months ago.
http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/index.php?topic=9523.msg70158#msg70158
Unfortunatly there's not many current people on there, and no-one around here added to it. :-\
Cheers, Rog.
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OK go on then - here's a photo of me !!!!
Sarah
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Well if you're interested Lizzy there's a few mugshots on my great thread I started about 4 months ago.
http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/index.php?topic=9523.msg70158#msg70158
Unfortunatly there's not many current people on there, and no-one around here added to it. :-\
Cheers, Rog.
You look much younger than i envisaged! But on the other hand, you talk/type like a lad, so what do I know.
Seems people must be scared to add their pics. Mine wont be up for long!!
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OK go on then - here's a photo of me !!!!
Sarah
oohh sarah - I like your sense of humour. Wish my feet looked that polished.
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Mt toes, fingernails and hair are the only polished things left now !!!
Oh and my sales voice is very polished ;D
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ooooooohhhh, I'm weak at the knees now. Please dont mention Granite & Gnome in the same sentence!!
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Does anyone look like Robbie ?
Williams of course - the sexiest man on the planet.
Regards,
Sarah
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Am back from my X factor shocker. I refuse to watch it anymore, its a farce. (please remind me of this next week)
Hey!
You Talking to me?
I SAID
YOU TALKING TO ME?
You bulb faced labrador?
You still weakknee'd?
Not anymore!!!!
Does anyone look like Robbie ?
Williams of course - the sexiest man on the planet.
Regards,
Sarah
ooooeeerrr cute but with rugged edges!
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Huh
as I thought
Fickle
Scared! ;) :o
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You're scared?
Where's Will?
We haven't heard from him for weeks
Still under the Patio?
Whos will?
What patio?
You got me mixed up with someone off Brookside?
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What R U on about??
You been drinking??
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Hi Pj,
Wills under the decking - patios are sooo last year ;D ;D ;D
You've a good memory too Pat.
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is will something to do with you then Sarah?
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Hes the hubbie but some guys on here think he is my alter ego. ;D ;D
Not true of course, I'm no window cleaner but hey ho - can prove or dis-prove em so I just go along with them.
Do you think a man would have an avatar of ballet shoes ?? Rest my case.
Regards,
Sarah
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After burying him under the patio - never to be heard of again.......
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ah so Cleaner service thought he was talking to you? He also said "you working as a team"? Oh well, never mind....he must have had a few tonight ;)
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....... To be replaced by Robbie................
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Perhaps shes my alter ego - had you thought of that one Pj ?
;D ;D ;D ;D
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No, I meant you two Daffydill & Sarrysill
You're everywhere together lately.
OOeeeerrr....dill & sill huh! I see why you'd think it! :P
How long you been a member Sarah??
Just checked mine....in 4 days time, it will be my 1st full year here! 26th OCT 2004 I joined.
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Too long - this place has sent me mad. March this year.
Sarah
I'm rocking with the DJ now !!! See wht I mean - MAD
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See I'm even talking to my alter ego now. !!!!
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I'm worried!
I think I had better call a Doctor. You two need help! Theres Cleaner Service talking gobbeldygook, acting weird & scarey & sarah talking to herself/her alter ego, and answering her own posts!
SOMEONE SAVE ME!
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NO one sain enough on here to save anyone ;D
They are all at the pub - beer and nuts.............
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I'm ginger and balding.
Oh no, sorry, I confused myself with Roger there. ;)
You lot do know that Ian_Giles will lock this thread then tell me off for contributing to it; don't you?
But here's me and I look nowt like MalcG's description. I'm the best looking window cleaner in Chepstow (we're an ugly lot):
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v737/tosh0987/mereadingregs.jpg)
And here's one of Wor Lass that she'd knack me for if she knew I stuck it up on the 'tinernet: ;D
Photo changed later! Here she is looking happy in her work. I could've used the WFP, but I tell her it's rubbish for Georgian windows; just for a laugh.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v737/tosh0987/helenspray.jpg)
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oh dear, someones gonna get a kicking when a certain female sees her pic online!
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Your a dead man Tosh.....................
Better turn off the computer before wor Lass sees and
before Ian gets you.
Sarah
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Wor Lass rarely uses the computer and never to surf the window cleaning web-sites.
Not only that you just know this thread will be locked. ;D
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are you the one with the canine`s tosh ?
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are you the one with the canine`s tosh ?
Very clever. I did have false teeth, but lost them during a wild night out in Zagreb, in the Former Yugslavia. I can't remember how exactly. It was sometime after I'd mugged a local for a cigarette at gun point. I kid you not.
I could've taken the whole packet, but I only took one, 'cos I'm a nice guy.
Anyway, I think it's probably better I change my post a bit; 'cos Ian_Giles will only grass me up to Wor Lass and then I'll have a disgruntled employee on my hands.
We're just back from the pictures; Lord of War; good film but not as good as Wolf Creek which we saw a few weeks ago.
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actually i missed the gap was commenting on the baring teeth, doh i always say the wrong thing :-[
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Tosh, as a moderator you're an example to us all. ::)