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Title: What do customers remember you by
Post by: mark_roberts on July 29, 2011, 05:15:19 pm
Whats the most frequent thing that customers remember you by.  They forget your name and business name but what do they remember of you?

Today had a customer who rang and asked are you the guy with the orange pipes that come into the house from the van. Yes says me.  You have been here before a few years ago and I want to book you in..............

Makes you wonder.

Mark
Title: Re: What do customers remember you by
Post by: derek west on July 29, 2011, 05:23:51 pm
unfortunately ive had 2 people say are you the guy with the silver van and the.............................





















































bald head :( :( :( :( :( ;D
Title: Re: What do customers remember you by
Post by: Doug Holloway on July 29, 2011, 05:28:59 pm
Hi Guys

It's quite a seriuos question, how to get customers to remember us.

A few have called me Doug the Rug over the years and I have said to customers if you lose my number just look up Doug carpet Cleaner on the internet.

Cheers

Doug the Rug
Title: Re: What do customers remember you by
Post by: M.Acorn on July 29, 2011, 05:31:38 pm
Get called Mark the carpet,quite a good slogan.."Got a mark on the carpet" ? Well just call Mark the carpet.
Other than that by my pleasant and polite nature,and my friendly disposition  ;D
Title: Re: What do customers remember you by
Post by: Fintan_Coll on July 29, 2011, 06:50:56 pm
Good one Mark, sure we all know the orange pipes come out  around Belfast every July  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: What do customers remember you by
Post by: Neil Williams on July 29, 2011, 08:15:25 pm
Whats the most frequent thing that customers remember you by.  They forget your name and business name but what do they remember of you?

I've had many call me Jesus











Because of the flippin miracles I have had to perform at their place 8)
Title: Re: What do customers remember you by
Post by: Steve Rothwell on July 29, 2011, 08:16:38 pm
 ;D
Title: Re: What do customers remember you by
Post by: Simon Gerrard on July 29, 2011, 08:17:52 pm
Fintan,
Yeah, but then you get your marching orders ;D
Title: Re: What do customers remember you by
Post by: Steve Rothwell on July 29, 2011, 08:18:53 pm
 ;D
Title: Re: What do customers remember you by
Post by: Simon Gerrard on July 29, 2011, 08:20:07 pm
I've been called 'CHRIST!' before now, usually when the customer get the bill  ;D
Title: Re: What do customers remember you by
Post by: Steve Rothwell on July 29, 2011, 08:25:49 pm
Aha maybe you misheard Simon...  :P
Title: Re: What do customers remember you by
Post by: Simon Gerrard on July 29, 2011, 08:34:23 pm
Hector,
Don't think so. The sentence usually starts, 'holy sh :-X :-X, christ, I don't believe it!'
Ah ha, it was you, Hector ;D
Title: Re: What do customers remember you by
Post by: markpowell on July 29, 2011, 08:47:14 pm
Best when people ring and say "You cleaned my carpets last year, can you do them again" and when you arrive you have never been there in your life, but they insist that it was you ;D
MArk
Title: Re: What do customers remember you by
Post by: Matt Lindus on July 29, 2011, 10:05:23 pm
"Are you the aggresive man who stole our tv"
Title: Re: What do customers remember you by
Post by: Phillip Mold on July 30, 2011, 08:42:07 am
Best when people ring and say "You cleaned my carpets last year, can you do them again" and when you arrive you have never been there in your life, but they insist that it was you ;D
MArk

Ha, had one of those yesterday. When I'd finished they realised they had never seen me before, but thankfully were happy with the the job and took a business card. Did make me chuckle though how insistent they were that I had been before
Title: Re: What do customers remember you by
Post by: robert meldrum on July 30, 2011, 08:46:16 am
So ..............who's been using your name ?????
Title: Re: What do customers remember you by
Post by: Doctor Carpet (Ret'd) on July 30, 2011, 05:42:11 pm
"are you the ex-bank manager?"

"are you the guy with the wierd overalls?"

"are you the guy who has all the medical operations?"

I think that's quite enough ;D all I'll feel as if I have a split personality ;D ;D

Rog
Title: Re: What do customers remember you by
Post by: garyj on July 30, 2011, 07:31:03 pm
My customers never forget me.

At the end of the job I borrow some money off them.
Title: Re: What do customers remember you by
Post by: Carpet Dawg on July 30, 2011, 08:17:22 pm
I cant imagine what they remewber me by.... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/pink-suede-boots-size-4-side-zip-fringe-all-over-h-h-/260823971956?pt=UK_Women_s_Shoes&hash=item3cba51f874  :-X
Title: Re: What do customers remember you by
Post by: Neil Williams on July 30, 2011, 08:25:20 pm
My customers never forget me.

At the end of the job I borrow some money off them.

See the night shifts here ;D
Title: Re: What do customers remember you by
Post by: Len Gribble on July 30, 2011, 08:25:29 pm
With a surname like mine Gribble who can forget me, but most of the time hi Len its Sara you cleaned my carpet 4years ago are you still cleaning carpets ::) ;) and to cap it all I get top placing on Google ???
Title: Re: What do customers remember you by
Post by: garyj on July 30, 2011, 08:29:08 pm
With a surname like mine Gribble who can forget me, but most of the time hi Len its Sara you cleaned my carpet 4years ago are you still cleaning carpets ::) ;) and to cap it all I get top placing on Google ???

Expect they are expecting you to be retired by now  ;)
Title: Re: What do customers remember you by
Post by: Steve Rothwell on July 30, 2011, 08:35:37 pm
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Expect they are expecting you to be retired by now

But yours were NOT expecting you to be retired Gary    ;D
Title: Re: What do customers remember you by
Post by: Neil Williams on July 30, 2011, 08:37:04 pm
you cleaned my carpet 4years ago are you still cleaning carpets

Yeh I love that one too, like this is some crazy profession that only has a 3 year life expectancy.
And anyway why did you phone this number if you thought there was an 80% chance that I wasn't doing it anymore >:(
Title: Re: What do customers remember you by
Post by: Sarah Kirby on July 30, 2011, 09:46:55 pm
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Expect they are expecting you to be retired by now

But yours were NOT expecting you to be retired Gary    ;D

Hector, you mis spelt retarded  :P
Title: Re: What do customers remember you by
Post by: craignozza on July 30, 2011, 10:02:35 pm
Thats cruel  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: What do customers remember you by
Post by: Steve Rothwell on July 31, 2011, 06:56:30 am
the truth often is..............   ;D
Title: Re: What do customers remember you by
Post by: Steve Rothwell on July 31, 2011, 07:42:33 am
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Expect they are expecting you to be retired by now

But yours were NOT expecting you to be retired Gary    ;D

Hector, you mis spelt retarded  :P

 ;D ;D ;D