Clean It Up

UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: terrymaloy on July 25, 2011, 02:08:45 pm

Title: Vacuum Cleaner..
Post by: terrymaloy on July 25, 2011, 02:08:45 pm

A little old lady answers a knock at her door to be met by a travelling vacuum cleaner salesman.
Before she had a chance to speak, the man tips a bucket full of dog s**t over her carpet and explains, "Madam if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of that dog s**t from your carpet, I will eat whats left".
"Well, she says. I hope you are  hungry pal, cos the b**stards cut my electricity off this morning"..

Title: Re: Vacuum Cleaner..
Post by: markpowell on July 25, 2011, 04:28:16 pm

 ;D

Title: Re: Vacuum Cleaner..
Post by: shine services on July 25, 2011, 07:01:30 pm

 ;DQuality

Title: Re: Vacuum Cleaner..
Post by: Colin Day on July 25, 2011, 07:17:42 pm

It was so funny, I've nicked it and put it on FB.... Best joke I've heard for a while.... ;D

Title: Re: Vacuum Cleaner..
Post by: steven Banks on July 25, 2011, 10:33:35 pm

Quality!  ;D