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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Ian101 on July 13, 2011, 08:48:44 pm

Title: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
Post by: Ian101 on July 13, 2011, 08:48:44 pm: So whos missing and not posted for a day or two ?

my moneys on Gav Camm ;D
Title: Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
Post by: tacky on July 13, 2011, 09:09:13 pm: to whom it may concern .
im sorry for the stupid jokes i have put on this forum in the past

but i can be reformed but it costs that i cant affored .
as i clean windows in the valleys
the fee is quite small £5000.
please puy the said amount into my bank acc
n the jokes will stop .
i will need the treatment once a year
yours sincerlly
mr tacky
Title: Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
Post by: weetot on July 13, 2011, 09:36:20 pm: Gotta be SSWC ;D
Title: Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
Post by: Gav Camm lammy 283 on July 13, 2011, 09:48:29 pm: Quote from: Ian101 @ H2o on July 13, 2011, 08:48:44 pm
So whos missing and not posted for a day or two ?

my moneys on Gav Camm ;D

defo not me ian pmsl ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
Post by: R W C™ on July 13, 2011, 09:58:55 pm: Its R W C
Title: Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
Post by: Londoner on July 14, 2011, 08:30:05 am: Its me! And I have decided to give each of you £10,000 as thanks for all the happiness you have brought me.

So you just have to email me your bank account details and pin number and I will see that it is transfered in the next couple of days......................
Title: Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
Post by: Steven Shoreditch on July 14, 2011, 08:31:43 am: Quote from: iwitot on July 13, 2011, 09:36:20 pm
Gotta be SSWC ;D

Yes, it's me! I can now afford to decorate the front room!
Title: Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
Post by: Paul Coleman on July 14, 2011, 09:10:27 am: It's me.
I'm going to get a new van now.
Title: Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
Post by: sunshine windows on July 14, 2011, 11:04:24 am: Anybody interested in buying my round :D
Title: Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
Post by: Steven Shoreditch on July 14, 2011, 11:52:43 am: I'll give you £161m for it.
Title: Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
Post by: LSB on July 14, 2011, 12:27:41 pm: its me , i won £2.90 !
Title: Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
Post by: AuRavelling79 on July 14, 2011, 05:17:21 pm: Who reported my post? Squeaky or Ladders; Hmmmmm! ;D
Title: Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
Post by: alanwilson on July 14, 2011, 10:13:12 pm: £161 million?

Thats more than I make in a month!
Title: Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
Post by: Tom White on July 15, 2011, 02:19:37 pm: I'm glad it wasn't me who won it. Within a fortnight I'd be drug-addled, in a STD riddled mess, on my own private island surrounded by hookers, and dead within a month.
Title: Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
Post by: cozy on July 15, 2011, 03:25:23 pm: Quote from: Tosh on July 15, 2011, 02:19:37 pm
I'm glad it wasn't me who won it. Within a fortnight I'd be drug-addled, in a STD riddled mess, on my own private island surrounded by hookers, and dead within a month.

Thought you could afford that already on your Army pension mate. ;)
Title: Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
Post by: Steven Shoreditch on July 15, 2011, 04:01:23 pm: Quote from: Tosh on July 15, 2011, 02:19:37 pm
I'm glad it wasn't me who won it. Within a fortnight I'd be drug-addled, in a STD riddled mess, on my own private island surrounded by hookers, and dead within a month.

That's how I live already, apart from not being dead.
Title: Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
Post by: Mike_G on July 15, 2011, 05:09:08 pm: If he is he must be wfp because he doesn't look like he's been up and down the ladder to often
Title: Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
Post by: Wc Solutions on July 15, 2011, 08:57:29 pm: Quote from: Tosh on July 15, 2011, 02:19:37 pm
I'm glad it wasn't me who won it. Within a fortnight I'd be drug-addled, in a STD riddled mess, on my own private island surrounded by hookers, and dead within a month.

but you do that anyway dont you?

the island being barry island tho!