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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Londoner on July 01, 2011, 08:12:19 am

Title: LOL!!!!
Post by: Londoner on July 01, 2011, 08:12:19 am
Had a bloke come up to me and ask if I knew any window cleaners who were taking on. I didn't but if I had I wouldn't have pushed him their way, he looked like a dyed in the wool doley to me.

However, the thing that drove me mad was everything he said he finished with LOL! "Hi mate, sorry to to trouble you like, Lol"   "Im a window cleaner, looking for a bit of work, Lol"

He would drive you mad.
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Post by: andyM on July 01, 2011, 08:23:45 am
People like that do my head in.
The other one's I hate are the one's that always use: "Bruv or Bruvva", "Ya Know", "Ya get me" on the end of every single sentence spoken.  ::)
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Post by: Lee GLS on July 01, 2011, 08:26:55 am
i cant stand the surfer talk, especially when they call everyone Dude  :o
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Post by: CLEANCARE WC on July 01, 2011, 03:44:33 pm
i cant stand the surfer talk, especially when they call everyone Dude  :o

totally  ;D
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Post by: Paul Coleman on July 01, 2011, 04:15:17 pm
The worst instance I can think of is some guy who called me "geez" at the end of every sentence.  Done my head in.
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Post by: Nick Wareham on July 01, 2011, 04:26:51 pm
I know someone who works with people who lack in basic skills such as reading, writing etc.

She said you'd be truly amazed at the number of people who only know how to write in text language.

such as

c u l8tr m8 - for "see you later mate"

I suppose it was only a matter of time before it affected people's speech too.
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Post by: Lee GLS on July 01, 2011, 05:33:13 pm
i cant stand the surfer talk, especially when they call everyone Dude  :o

totally  ;D


Stop it now  :P
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Post by: ashbash on July 01, 2011, 09:46:56 pm
that was me you cheeky numpty and you promised me i could lick your balls. i hope you havent changed your mind..........................................................lol
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Post by: northstar161 on July 01, 2011, 10:14:05 pm
When working as a cabbie I used to have sometimes keep count of my passangers use of the word 'like' and the use of the F-word.

F-word: low fifties
like: high fifties.

All in the Fing space of under 3 miles like.

'

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Post by: bobby p on July 01, 2011, 10:26:46 pm
theres a lot of annoyers out there,gasbags or opinionated bigots ,they  cant hold a job ,because nobody can stand working with them 

 i should know ,i took one such on the other week, so loud a customer was convinced they were being broken into , from the racket of his voice
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Post by: CLEANCARE WC on July 01, 2011, 10:49:35 pm
you will meet your prince soon bobby cos you have kissed alot of frogs havent you  ;D
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Post by: H S and Son on July 01, 2011, 11:29:38 pm
 ;D

Thats a polite way of putting it.
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Post by: mci services on July 01, 2011, 11:33:18 pm
When working as a cabbie I used to have sometimes keep count of my passangers use of the word 'like' and the use of the F-word.

F-word: low fifties
like: high fifties.

All in the Fing space of under 3 miles like.


'



were you a cabbie in Edinburgh like EH ;)
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Post by: krave on July 02, 2011, 12:17:26 am
I know someone who works with people who lack in basic skills such as reading, writing etc.

She said you'd be truly amazed at the number of people who only know how to write in text language.

such as

c u l8tr m8 - for "see you later mate"

I suppose it was only a matter of time before it affected people's speech too.

It infuriates me when someone on Facebook goes out of their way to miss spell something.

Seriiouslly duzz my nut in lyke.
Y would you do that when it's no quicker?

And people that can't put 1 I.

Niice to be back postiing on Cleaniitup.

Annoyiing as!
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Post by: elite mike on July 02, 2011, 09:14:48 am
i cant stand the surfer talk, especially when they call everyone Dude  :o

totally  ;D


Stop it now  :P

like wow dude chillax man and go and find a swellie  ;)
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Post by: richard jagger on July 02, 2011, 09:31:00 pm
what the hell is a swellie?
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Post by: chopsie on July 02, 2011, 09:36:25 pm
what the hell is a swellie?
a bloated wellie!!
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Post by: elite mike on July 03, 2011, 06:47:13 am
what the hell is a swellie?

wave  ;D ;D
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Post by: Frankybadboy on July 03, 2011, 07:11:23 am
what the hell is a swellie?

wave  ;D ;D
you should be out on that bike mike. ;)
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Post by: elite mike on July 03, 2011, 07:15:00 am
what the hell is a swellie?

wave  ;D ;D
you should be out on that bike mike. ;)

be off in ten mins frank ,just a quick jaunt down the docks today

and so should you  ;)
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Post by: Poles R Us on July 03, 2011, 08:40:21 am
LOL
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Post by: Frankybadboy on July 03, 2011, 01:11:46 pm
what the hell is a swellie?

wave  ;D ;D
you should be out on that bike mike. ;)

be off in ten mins frank ,just a quick jaunt down the docks today

and so should you  ;)
quick 40miles around chew valley lakes then a few hills in bath town,quick coffee then home. ;)
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Post by: cozy on July 03, 2011, 01:32:58 pm
what the hell is a swellie?
a bloated wellie!!

 ;D

How about "They turned round and said" ? Why do some people turn around before they say something? Another one is "End of" or the worst of all, "At the end of the day"

I've read some stuff online about English pass marks in A levels. Some of the spelling makes Gav look like a professor  ;D