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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: H S and Son on May 25, 2011, 05:48:43 pm

Title: Got a phone call
Post by: H S and Son on May 25, 2011, 05:48:43 pm

last night at 8 p.m, 'Hi, Matt its Mister Stupid here, I see you did the windows earlier today when we were out  they dont seem any better than before you turned up'

'Rightie hoh' says I 'I'll be round in the morning, we can take a look at the problem windows and Ill sort them out for you, no charge'

'Good', says he 'I'll see you then'

I got a call this morning from Mister Stupid O'clock at 5.30! 'No need to come out Matt to redo the windows, my fault, it was all on the inside, Ill put a cheque in the post'.

Cheers tw@t!

'Can I go back to sleep now?'

Title: Re: Got a phone call
Post by: andyjm1 on May 25, 2011, 05:51:46 pm

We all get 'em.  ;D

Title: Re: Got a phone call
Post by: A & J Owen Window Cleaning on May 25, 2011, 06:00:42 pm

cant we just kill them all and have done with.  ;D

Title: Re: Got a phone call
Post by: Matthew JN on May 25, 2011, 06:04:17 pm

Avoid this by using a separate mobile for your business - only switching it on during your business hours, and never ever give a customer your home number  ;D

Title: Re: Got a phone call
Post by: Cleaning Buddy on May 25, 2011, 06:06:20 pm

Have you missed a business opportunity there by not offering to clean the insides?

Title: Re: Got a phone call
Post by: DaveG on May 25, 2011, 06:08:45 pm

Reminds me of the bellend who rang me at 11pm on a Friday night (I was on a night out with the boys AND I was a lot younger then) to inform me that I had left a drip on his window and he wanted it sorted out IMMEDIATELY......

Lets just say that he got a new window cleaner ;D

Title: Re: Got a phone call
Post by: H S and Son on May 25, 2011, 06:17:49 pm

Quote from: Cleaning Buddy on May 25, 2011, 06:06:20 pm

Have you missed a business opportunity there by not offering to clean the insides?

No, I've avoided a feckin pr!ck til next time his outsides are due.

Title: Re: Got a phone call
Post by: andyM on May 25, 2011, 06:25:51 pm

Quote from: Matt. on May 25, 2011, 05:48:43 pm

last night at 8 p.m, 'Hi, Matt its Mister Stupid here, I see you did the windows earlier today when we were out  they dont seem any better than before you turned up'

'Rightie hoh' says I 'I'll be round in the morning, we can take a look at the problem windows and Ill sort them out for you, no charge'

'Good', says he 'I'll see you then'

I got a call this morning from Mister Stupid O'clock at 5.30! 'No need to come out Matt to redo the windows, my fault, it was all on the inside, Ill put a cheque in the post'.

Cheers tw@t!

'Can I go back to sleep now?'

Perhaps he thought you were having a sleepless night worrying about it  ;D

Title: Re: Got a phone call
Post by: dave0123 on May 25, 2011, 07:10:25 pm

After the 8pm call he must have gone and cleaned a few inside windows relised it was on the insides and thought its to late to ring now... but then rings at 5.30 am  ???

Title: Re: Got a phone call
Post by: ascjim on May 26, 2011, 05:15:03 pm

I love it, but not a 5:30