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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: S on May 24, 2011, 08:10:42 pm

Title: Trad cleaning, mugs game
Post by: S on May 24, 2011, 08:10:42 pm
Just picked up a new cussie. Her normal window cleaner fell off his ladder and broke his leg.

Will trad guys never learn.
Title: Re: Trade cleaning, mugs game
Post by: Crystal-clear on May 24, 2011, 08:14:33 pm
Trade ? dont you mean Trad  ;D
Title: Re: Trad cleaning, mugs game
Post by: Jackal on May 24, 2011, 08:35:01 pm
to be fair to us trad guys we just havnt got the brain power to wave a  brush on a stick,and dont forget  we are just doleys after all so cant afford wfp  :P
Title: Re: Trad cleaning, mugs game
Post by: paul saunders on May 24, 2011, 09:16:59 pm
Just picked up a new cussie. Her normal window cleaner fell off his ladder and broke his leg.

Will trad guys never learn.

Will numptys ever stop being numptys !!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Trad cleaning, mugs game
Post by: Johnny B on May 24, 2011, 09:24:59 pm
... and will motorists ever stop driving, when there are so many RTA's?

John.   
Title: Re: Trad cleaning, mugs game
Post by: S on May 24, 2011, 09:31:14 pm

I guess not then
Title: Re: Trad cleaning, mugs game
Post by: geefree on May 24, 2011, 10:34:21 pm
If i had to to grad again i would Jack it in
Title: Re: Trad cleaning, mugs game
Post by: john the cleaner on May 25, 2011, 02:24:45 pm
yea but wait till the winter  wont be long now burst hoses  freezing water on the paths pumps packing up hoses freezing up brushes freezed up scratching the windows  us trad boys will be working away or can afford to say think ill leave it today
Title: Re: Trad cleaning, mugs game
Post by: cozy on May 25, 2011, 02:46:21 pm
Who cares? Most of the public see all windies like this guy.  ;D

(http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/5/5/1049558/graham-coronation-street.jpg)
Title: Re: Trad cleaning, mugs game
Post by: poleman on May 25, 2011, 03:17:01 pm
I give it 10 years and you wont see a ladder monkey, any one with a brain knows WFP is the future of window cleaning
Title: Re: Trad cleaning, mugs game
Post by: AC Window Cleaning on May 25, 2011, 04:06:34 pm
god these threads are getting really boring now lol
Title: Re: Trad cleaning, mugs game
Post by: Mike_G on May 25, 2011, 04:15:08 pm
How many times do we need these pointless threads? S were you bored and just decided to wind a few people up? There is danger in everything so my advice to you is get a huge ball of cotton wool and wrap yourself in it and stay at home, never go near any electrical appliance (including your pc) again just incase you get electrocuted, dont drive you might crash, dont cross the road you might get knocked over, dont fly, the plane might go through an ash cloud and disintegrate, dont go on a boat, it could sink, dont go to the bank to put in your cheques as some doley could be about to do an armed robbery and he might shoot you, etc etc etc
Title: Re: Trad cleaning, mugs game
Post by: AC Window Cleaning on May 25, 2011, 04:17:18 pm
Cotton wool could suffocate you.
Title: Re: Trad cleaning, mugs game
Post by: Mike_G on May 25, 2011, 04:18:46 pm
Cotton wool could suffocate you.


If it stops stupid posts like this, I've got no problem with that at all   :D
Title: Re: Trad cleaning, mugs game
Post by: bad trippy on May 25, 2011, 04:34:02 pm
Eating too many peanuts might constipate you
Title: Re: Trad cleaning, mugs game
Post by: Mike_G on May 25, 2011, 04:37:17 pm
Eating too many peanuts might constipate you

Not to mention a passing elephant could very well take a fancy to your peanuts and accidently sit on you and crush you to death whilst feasting on your nuts  ;)
Title: Re: Trad cleaning, mugs game
Post by: S on May 25, 2011, 04:41:42 pm
I give it 10 years and you wont see a ladder monkey, any one with a brain knows WFP is the future of window cleaning

Anyone with a brain, yes. Sad but, not everyone has one.
Title: Re: Trad cleaning, mugs game
Post by: Tom White on May 25, 2011, 04:47:54 pm
Who cares? Most of the public see all windies like this guy.  ;D

(http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/5/5/1049558/graham-coronation-street.jpg)

I disagree, Cozy.  I think my customers see me like this:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v737/tosh0987/kwaichang5.jpg)

You know, travelling the Earth (or Chepstow at least), sorting people's problems out 'n' stuff.

Where-as most of Squeaky's customers perceive him to be the 'real deal' when it comes to window lickin'; just like this:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v737/tosh0987/windowlicker.jpg)
Title: Re: Trad cleaning, mugs game
Post by: Mike_G on May 25, 2011, 05:36:57 pm
I give it 10 years and you wont see a ladder monkey, any one with a brain knows WFP is the future of window cleaning

Anyone with a brain, yes. Sad but, not everyone has one.


I think you will actually find that everybody does indeed have a brain, its fair to say that only the scarecrow had no brain and I don't recall him being a trad window cleaner, or perhaps he was....
Title: Re: Trad cleaning, mugs game
Post by: G Griffin on May 25, 2011, 07:14:29 pm
I give it 10 years and you wont see a ladder monkey, any one with a brain knows WFP is the future of window cleaning

Anyone with a brain, yes. Sad but, not everyone has one.

If you had a big enough brain though, you wouldn`t be a window cleaner. You`d have a pwoppa job  ;).